So here is the story of my first girlfriend
>Be me, 10 years old playing minecraft
>meet this hot looking girl with nice pixel breasts
>I get her skype, she is 11
>holyshit.png
>we turn on facecam, she is naked and has huge tits
>holy fuck
>tries to play it cool
>two weeks later, we start dating
>She lives in a whole different country
>four weeks go by
>we somehow end up talking about anime
>tell her I don't like anime
>mfw she pulls out a fucking pistol from behind her
>she threatens to shoot herself if I don't like anime
>tell her she is crazy and I won't like it ever
>she puts the gun in her mouth and shoots
>I see her brains fly out on HD 60 FPS camera
At least I got to see her tits
Good job boy. Picture of the tits pls?
So u basterds want gang up on my champions?
I'm sending in my top fighters!!!
>>4877424
shat the fack aaaaaaaaap!
>>4877433
Dubs
I'm sendingaleppo
>>4877443
sending in what?
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Your mum gay
I'm about to blow your mind
yes the woman themselves are 3d but the image generated by the eyes, is 2d with the illusion of 3d so therefore all girls are 3d
>>4877396
mfw i dont know what this "illusion of 3d" even means. what's the difference between watching an anime/movie and watching real life other than the fact you know an anime/movie is on a flat surface because you know what a screen is from experience?
Would swaglord sticky candlejack? I really d
>>4877355
>>4877355
he'd better, i mean i don't want to just check those dubs and then get kidnapped by candleja-
>>4877368
i lol'd so freaking hard at this comment...
What kate is this i forgot this russian boys name
Buh'zoong'a
kok
>>4877311
checked
s4s can you show me a picture of a train getting raped by another train to the tune of one night in bangkok? please thank you
i can't, no
>>4877291
fpbp
>>4877291
shut the heck up stupid
look at this
>>4877246
i'm looking at it
>>4877250
thank
Sometime I get very sad
>>4877245
well sure
>>4877245
dont cry *pats on head*
Have a shitty Cade edit fam :D
Hello?
>>4877244
hi, nice dubs`
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4877244
>44
nice dubs
>>4877244
is there anybody in there?
wallaby
>>4877232
Kangaruse
wallady
>>4877232
nice friends
JEJ
>>4877178
just made this my tinder profile pic. captcha: epicness ahead
>>4877184
JEJ
i loled........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
have you ever been ungrateful?
unfrotunatnely yes
fuck you this thread is shit
i don't know what grateful even means
i guess im grateful that im here able to shitpost instead of a dying kid in africa
but i dont know what that truly means nor why am i expected to know that
ITT: we wait for >>5000000
hmm, ahh, yes, the waiting
hurry up
>>4877202
In this board itll take a week
It´s time to die
DO NOT PULL THE TRIGGER!!!
PLEASE PULL THE TRIGGER
>>4877189
I-I´m going to do it
Introducing
swoop
>>4877169
how's it goin fam
>>4877128