Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 3110. page

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>Be me, 25
>Love playing guitar
>Stupid fucking spaghetti head me decides to have a mighty giggle with Guitar Center
>Arrive at shitty Guitar Center and get greeted by well-dressed man in his early 20's
>Ignore and hurry to back of the store where I gather the most bass heavy amp, most expensive guitar, and some huge ass distortion pedal
>Plug everything in the back of the store so no one can see me and my fag shit
>Crank up every knob and dial up to max on every machine
>Turn on
>Strum with the force of 34,479 autistic Minecraft kid's rage
>Blows everything out in the nearest 300 mile radius
>Sends shock waves out across all of America
>Earthquakes and Tsunamis ravage the entire western portion of the world
>Shock waves continue out beyond earth and heads straight toward the sun, Sun explodes as extreme radiation and blast waves from explosion ravage the Earth
>Yet I continue to live on because I have perfected the art of autism, causing me to not know how to die, so i simply just don't die
>I drift through the empty nothingness we once called the Earth, as something occurred in my brainless head
> I never apologized to the well-dressed man in his early 20's

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since when is kek chan on the home page?

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Atallian sander

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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post images that speak to you on a spiritual level

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Dross Rotzank is a fag

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I think we should execute Caillou

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Post YFW nukes explode

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how do i get dubs

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do you guys watch westworld? it's a tv show about a tiny western amusment park with robots. the only way to get in the park is with a shrink ray.

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Has the duck been rolled too far?

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Is this sticky worthy?

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/x/ General

ITT we pretend to post in /x/

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Just ask the weirdest thing on the planet

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[s4s] you need to help me! I was sitting in my room, just taking it easy like I always have, when my doorbell rang! I wasn't expecting anyone, so I carefully peeked out the window, and there were 2 cops with my landlord! I was freaking out, and I didn't want to talk to them, I paid my rent, there was no reason for them to be here. So I hid in my room.

Then I heard the door open and they walked in, and eventually got into my room. That's when the first one held their nose and looked on shock. I tried to say I was sorry, but they just ignored me as if I wasn't even there.

Then I looked at what they were looking at, and it was me! I mean, it was my body on the floor, and it looked like it was decomposing and emitting a foul smell! I must have died! That's when I hid in the closet out of shock. They then had someone else show up and put my body into a bag and they took it away.

They're gone now, but I'm still here, and I don't know what to do. They left my laptop, and I can still use it, but I never believed in ghosts or the afterlife or anything like that. I'm really scared.

Please, what should I do?

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I really really really really really really like this picture