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FREEZE YOU HECKING D*MMY
IM the MEME POLICE and you have TEN seconds to post you're favorite MEME in this thread and be NICE to OTHERS who have PSOTED
or ELse
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>>4903518
me fav meme
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I will comply.
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*fugs you're butte in a non-consensual manner*
wat do/
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lol kawaii
i like when girls are straightforward like that
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clench my buttcheeks with over 50000 psi of force
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>>4903473
ejaculate through my male clitoris
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Hey there, can I buy a candy bar?
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>>4903359
sorry, this is a website that only sells 4chan passes
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Of course you can!
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How about some dubs?
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This post is a prime number
Prove me wrong
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>>4903352
divide it by 2
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ur a fag
prove me wrong
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>>4903355
>dub dubs
F*CKIN CONFIRMSED
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i made a thread
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make a gun and shoot yourself
lole
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>>4903296
haha you too
lole
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>>4903296
huhohohohoHOHOHOHOHO!
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i make le thread
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>>4903283
you forgot to put Yuji Sakai in the namefield
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yes you're a loser and have to make multiple threads every day to feel like you're relevant
keep going lole :)
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>>4903284
I did not forget to do so. I deliberately did not type in a name when I made this thread.
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Question the dignity of everyone around you. If they lack scrutiny without bias, or if they are deceitful, then they are not what they claim to be.
They are merely a sham that is more interested in the gathering itself, than the subject that is being gathered about.
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fuck off shill
nice dubs
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>>4903015
But I'm not wrong. This fact angers you.
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>>4903011
i feel toxic
thanks, anon
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what does s4s think of reddit?
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What's that?
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>>4902971
the site that your jewish nigger bull goes on
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>>4902974
What's that?
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>mfw when im looking at a anime girl's 2D butt
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>>4902876
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>>4902876
You're quoting me, right?
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who are you quoting
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>you will never be as cute as your posts...
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not true, also who are you quoting
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>>4902871
>implying
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>>4903174
>no body what so ever
feel free to stop anytime. i guess you're right you do have a girl penis though. christ
am i the only hung person on s4s?
g-guys it was just a prank...
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The Trump is finally stumped. I thought I'd never see the day.
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ok
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BTFO
How will drumpfkins EVER recover?
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can I get a thread where I dont get dubs? jesus christ what does it take.
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>>4902776
good single
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>>4902776
literally me
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check my singles
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Shrek 2 ACT 1 Scene 1 There is a bed onstage behind a silky curtain, backlit. PRINCE CHARMING (os) Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy... until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming. [enters gallantly onstage] It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome... in all the land. [looks at the audience] And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her... [pulls back the curtain to reveal WOLF in the bed. Gasps] WOLF What? CHARMING Princess... Fiona? WOLF No! CHARMING [relieved] Thank heavens. Where is she? WOLF She's on her honeymoon. CHARMING Honeymoon? With whom? 2 Scene 2 THE SWAMP SHREK It's so good to be home! Just you and me and... DONKEY [offstage] One is the loneliest number that you ever do...[enters] Two can be as bad as one... SHREK Donkey? DONKEY Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. SHREK Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail and watering the plants? DONKEY Yeah, and feeding the fish! SHREK I don't have any fish. DONKEY You did. [looks around for the fish] SHREK Look at the time. I guess you'd better be going.
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DONKEY Don't you want to tell me about your trip? Or how about a game of Parcheesi? FIONA Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon? DONKEY Oh, yeah, that. I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately. I thought I'd move in with you. FIONA You know we're always happy to see you, Donkey. SHREK But Fiona and I are married now. We need a little time, you know, to be together. Just with each other. Alone. DONKEY Say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you. SHREK Donkey! 3 DONKEY Yes, roomie? SHREK You're bothering me. DONKEY Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess... Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so...Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something. SHREK He'll be fine. Now, where were we? [giggles] Oh.I think I remember. Donkey! DONKEY I know, I know! Alone! I'm going! I'm going. What do you want me to tell these other guys? ROYAL MESSENGER enters to fanfare. MESSENGER [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage at which time the King will bestow his royal blessing... upon you and your...uh... Prince Charming. Love, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away. aka Mom and Dad." FIONA Mom and Dad? SHREK Prince Charming? DONKEY Royal ball? Can I come? SHREK We're not going. FIONA & DONKEY What? SHREK I mean, don't you think they might be a bit...shocked to see you like this? FIONA Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me.
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And don't worry. They'll love you, too. SHREK Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club. FIONA Stop it. They're not like that. SHREK How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? FIONA Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance. SHREK To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks? 4 FIONA No! They just want to give you their blessing. SHREK Oh, great. Now I need their blessing? FIONA If you want to be a part of this family, yes! SHREK Who says I want to be part of this family? FIONA You did! When you married me! SHREK Well, there's some fine print for you! FIONA [exasperated sigh] So that's it. You won't come? SHREK Trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going! And that's final! ALL exit. SCENE 3 SHREK, DONKEY and FIONA re-enter with GINGY and PINOCHIO. SHREK is carrying luggage GINGY [walking by and picking up the ‘warning, Ogres sign’] Don't worry! We'll take care of everything. PINOCHIO Hey, wait for me. DONKEY Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move ‘em on, Rawhide! Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yeehaw! SHREK, FIONA and DONKEY pass back and forth on the stage every time the E/E (Enter/exit symbol appears) DONKEY Are we there yet? SHREK No. DONKEY Are we there yet?
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FIONA Not yet. E/E 5 DONKEY OK, are we there yet? SHREK No. DONKEY Are we there yet? FIONA No! E/E DONKEY Are we there yet? SHREK Yes. DONKEY Really? SHREK No! DONKEY Are we there yet? SHREK & FIONA No! E/E DONKEY Are we there yet? SHREK [mimics] Are we there yet? DONKEY That's not funny. That's really immature. SHREK That's not funny. That's really immature. DONKEY This is why nobody likes ogres. SHREK This is why nobody likes ogres. DONKEY Your loss! SHREK Your loss! DONKEY I'm gonna just stop talking. SHREK Finally! DONKEY This is taking forever, Shrek. There's no in-flight movie or nothing! SHREK The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far, far...[softly] away! DONKEY All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored. SHREK [groans] Are we there yet? FIONA [chuckles] Yes! DONKEY Oh, finally! ALL exit 6 SCENE 4 FAR FAR AWAY (CASTLE ENTRANCE) MESSENGER Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband. SHREK and FIONA enter off-stage left. KING and QUEEN enter off-stage right. FIONA Well, this is it. KING This is it.
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posting the classic that started it all
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>>4902379
i agre rofl
really make me lole
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>>4902379
truuu jajajajjajaja this classic is truly epic lol hahahahaha XD follow my kik at minion_dank_memes301
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begone
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oh yah! me am a gooda cheese.
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OHHHHHH YAH! GOODA CHEESE GOES GOODA IN MY NORTH KOREAN FRIEND.
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Re-post this picture.
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH YAHHHHHHHH GOODA CHEESE INSIDE THE BOOT HOLE IS NICE!