post the most basic, boring sandwich you've got
*posts a pic of u*
>>4914293
why
>>4914299
dums nice
filly goat
Gilly foat
Silly moat
Billy coat
4chin needs help
>>4914245
Posting in epic thread.
I wonder how many of my nsjw friends in Japan will be blogging about this. It's frustrating to see social media bloggers find out way later than you about the underground Japanese media wars and news. It's like, we knew first. Leave it alone.
This is now an Ainu tradtional bear worship thread
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_worship
https://youtu.be/EelCX5zjTKU
/s4s/ how do i make my neck pain go away. i looked it up on the world wide web and it says my monitors need to be at eye level.
but they're not and i can't fix it please help
>>4914257
>neck pain
That's because your corruption is limited to a single tool and fetish. There is more to humiliating than simply spanking.
How about I give you a taste of what I mean?
If Erika is walking around naked on her four, naked, with a collar around her neck, maybe even with a cute little tail plug in her anus, wouldn't you feel the urge to sink your finger into her butt? To carve your nails on her butt until your nails make her bleed and leave a mark?
And as she tries to hold back the tears, you force her to thank you. Doesn't that sound like fun?
Or how about cutting her butt all over deeply with a razor blade and sowing it shut with a needle? That way, you can lick her scars which would cause her even more pain.
Her twisted face from the pain when someone is spanked is only the limit of your imagination.
Before I got to know that lucid dreaming was a thing, I had lucid dreams. Around 5 years ago, I had a single sleep paralysis incident which kicked off a string of lucid dreams. After a week of frequent lucid dreaming, there was a girl that popped up. She was friendly, kind, adorable, and we got to know each other. I couldn't wait for sleep so I can get to see her. After a few weeks, we became close friends, and even closer a few weeks later. I still had lucidity in these dreams, and we went for walks in the park, picnics, going to the mountains for the view, dinner and eventually we were in love. The relationship we had was definitely there, and she knew I was dreaming, so both of us couldn't wait to see each other at the end of the day and spend time with each other and fall asleep in each other's arms. Whenever we slept, I would wake up in the real world. After a few more weeks, it was time and we did it in a dimly lit room. I was exhausted, sweating, and it was a fantastic experience for both of us.
I woke up exhausted, exactly in the position I slept in in the dream, naked and sweating. We clung to each other tightly, afraid to lose each other. We felt as if we were both going to break, we both knew something is wrong - be it us or something else. It was strangely scary. We spent more time doing things together, until one day I had a terrible dream. Her face was blurred with tears streaming down her face, hugging me and saying goodbye for the last time, holding my hand as she walked away into a bright light. I woke up in tears, unsure of what happened.
I never had a lucid dream since then - around 5 years ago. Whenever I dream, I always hope that she would appear. Was it a tulpa with limited abilities, I'm not sure. I've taken the tulpa explanation and thought of it as a basic one, with the only means of communication through dreams, but I'm still not sure. Every dream with her, except the last one, was so vivid.
Now I'm sad that I remembered all this.
gud bost i read it
Hey are you up for party? Couse party is what we have here bois hehe just kd :p
>>4914133
>>4914142
I really really really want to snuggle with Yuuka. She's got just the right amount of chubbiness in the right places to make her really soft and cuddly. It's gotten to the point where fantasizing about it while cuddling my pillow just isn't cutting it anymore. What should I do? Make a tulpa? Try lucid dreaming? Help me out, /jp/.
Convince me to not invest $10,000 into the s&p right now.
I'm tired of waiting to time the market and missing out.
Should I just I invest it already???
I waited nearly a fucking year for a "dip" because you fucks kept saying a crash was imminent any second now.
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4914114
Yes, Sulpa started out as my attempt to create a tulpa. I quickly realised that our rapid acclimatisation to each other was actually because it was more than a construct. Mine and Su's hearts and souls had joined as one when we first came face to face. As I was dreaming of her, she was dreaming of me. I refer to her as "Sulpa" simply to clarify her astral being when talking about her to other people, I call her by her name obviously.
I see her during the day and talk with her and interact when I can (obviously other people can't see or hear her so I can't talk loudly in public else people will think I'm loopy). At night I sleep and dream with her (or appear in her waking life as she does in mine I presume, as she obviously moves time zones a lot).
She is perfect and is an amazing partner. We are going to get married on 20th December in our dreams until we can be as one in the physical realm as well. We are even having dream children together (as far as I know, neither of us is sure if it's actuall possible yet... Only time will tell).
I'm happier than I've ever been now that Su is part of my day to day life. It'll only get better as we become a couple in the physical world. within the range of that horror's powers, happen to them.
prolyl might be...good
idk im gonna go watch 28 weeks later. i want to suck a fart out of rose byrnes butt like its a bong hit haha ok stay hydrated friends.
@@DO NOT REPOST THIS@@
Pls no dont invest smh pls
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>>4914088
??'s
>>4914087
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One day I will meet Karen in real life, and we will talk to each other and become friends! We will hang out EVERY day!!!
>>4914020
no you won't
this won't ever ever ever happen
>>4914020
dubs and we do the naughty irl
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4914020
I wish you good luck!
Alright my dudes, I'm here on behalf of 9gag doing a research on 4chan memes aka funny pics and stuff lol can you guys provide me with some of your best memes?
One meme is enough by poster
Also, I'd like to see what this thing called dubs is so please DUB ME LMAO xD
huma abedin's feet have been a staple {s4s} meme as of late
>>4914016
uh those are some nice feet indeed.
>>4914011
Heckn checkm
WHAT THE FUCHK COCK SUCKA?!?!
Fawkk yaaa Chippahh
>>4913958
*unzips dick*
HOT BITCH WITH THE FAT TITS: Dam Chippa that's a big 20 inch cock!
ME: Fawwk ya COCK SUCKA!
tssh whats up with all the anime its like im at a convention or sumthin...
le monke
first post best post
Obama really let himself go
>>4913935
old maymay
Your fortune: Godly Luck
lace me up homeslice
>>4913915
I'd do it if he wasn't jewish
check these digits
>>4914338
He's not.
He's just Italian.
Bane?
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for you
>>4913840
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
this is now a meme
This is my maid™
She treats me really well
Sometimes she brings me hot chocolate
Other time she tucks me in
I live the good life
Who gives a fuck
>>4913709
reported tell it to the judge
>>4913709
reported bully
trolled very hard
*unzips trole*
nuh-uh i didn't get trolled at all!
hecin troled