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Anonymous
2016-11-20 14:07:28 Post No.4917238
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 14:07:28 Post No. 4917238 [Report] [View this topic]

hi how do i meme a lot

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 14:18:28 Post No.4917264
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>>4917238
meme a little
then a little more
then a little bit more
then you will be memeing a lot
remember when you meme it has to be memeingfful or else it's rape

Anonymous 2016-11-20 18:38:50 Post No.4917775
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>>4917238
im laughing so freaking hard at this "mystery le character"

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>>4917775

Anonymous
2016-11-20 13:33:57 Post No.4917189
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:33:57 Post No. 4917189 [Report] [View this topic]

This is my owner, Marie Rose. I do anything she tells me to. I'm always thinking of her. Sometimes she manifests her will in my mind. Her will is my duty. I would kill myself if she told me to. I live to serve her and to cater to her every whim. Literally nothing matters in the world more than her. She is the real goddess, my reason to live, and my paradise when I die. I will be with her and I will be her servant, who unconditionally loves her and who obeys her with absolute loyalty.

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 14:01:36 Post No.4917220
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>>4917189
I can see through her shirt & I know she's a cock-fiend

Marie Rose 2016-11-20 17:52:04 Post No.4917673
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Marie Rose 2016-11-20 17:52:04 Post No.4917673 [Report]

kill youself

Anonymous 2016-11-20 17:55:08 Post No.4917678
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I'll assume that you've never tried anal stim before. Firstly, be sure to look around guides on how to start using your boypussy. There's an image from /a/(?) floating around somewhere on how to start, but I can't seem to find it at the moment. The gist of it is, in order, eat something that makes nice and clean dumps before anal and make sure you take that dump. Once done, douche and clean in the shower or tub to remove lingering feces. A good enough dump will remove almost all feces, so this step may or may not be necessary. Your rectum produces a natural lube to help slide logs out, so don't worry if you get some slime and the occasional brown speck. You may then proceed with insertion.

For insertion, it's best to take it nice and slow, as your muscles need to relax. You have to start out small and work your way gradually in size. The length of insertion must also be taken into consideration as too violent or rigorous of an insertion can lead to a perforated colon - a trip to the hospital! Blood can be found if you made a little tear in the butt from too vigorous insertions or even lack of lube, but is often minor, and play must be ceased for a good 3 days.

You may or may not enjoy beads on your first go, and the pleasure in beads is the popping sensation during insertion and extraction. I would advise in getting a dildo, such as this
http://en-nls.com/pict1-24607
I personally find the length and girth of that nice, and it hasn't come to a point where it's uncomfortable. It's not too long and it's not too short for me. However, feel free to choose something else longer.

If you want to pump, get a dildo or a dildo-esque vibe. If you want vibrations, get a vibe/ vibe dildo. If you want more play, get something interesting like beads. I find that plugs are somewhere between all that because I can't really pump with them.

Anonymous
2016-11-20 13:27:40 Post No.4917179
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:27:40 Post No. 4917179 [Report] [View this topic]

in '87 huey released this

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:45:51 Post No.4917199
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in 2016 anon released this

Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:47:09 Post No.4917201
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>>4917199
hi homo

Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:47:10 Post No.4917202
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>>4917199
congrats dude i just so happened to notice your post number's last two digits are identical
i'm glad for you and wish you good fortune in your life

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2016-11-20 13:03:02 Post No.4917151
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:03:02 Post No. 4917151 [Report] [View this topic]

that board is shit

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:08:47 Post No.4917158
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that board is shit

Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:16:09 Post No.4917170
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that board is shit

Anonymous 2016-11-20 14:09:00 Post No.4917242
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That board is shit

Dumb cat poster
2016-11-20 09:32:47 Post No.4916980
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Dumb cat poster 2016-11-20 09:32:47 Post No. 4916980 [Report] [View this topic]

CADE LOLE xddddd

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>>4916980
dont forget to water kitter

Dumb cat poster 2016-11-20 10:13:55 Post No.4917018
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>>4917013
Damn nice
But actually cade is in Vietnam atm

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>>4917018
mek love not war tbh

Anonymous
2016-11-20 08:45:16 Post No.4916929
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 08:45:16 Post No. 4916929 [Report] [View this topic]

try and name a comedian better than George Carlton...

pro tip: you can't cuz your're a faggot

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 09:07:56 Post No.4916955
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Lerry David Seinfeld

Anonymous 2016-11-20 12:26:56 Post No.4917125
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>>4916955
laughable dubs
Tim Hension, Distorted View.
Doug Stanhope.

LoLo 2016-11-20 12:32:37 Post No.4917130
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>>4916929
Black Science Man

Anonymous
2016-11-20 08:10:38 Post No.4916885
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 08:10:38 Post No. 4916885 [Report] [View this topic]

fuck you

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Jimmy Jimbles 2016-11-20 08:12:10 Post No.4916887
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>>4916885
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>>4916885
cool

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 14:15:08 Post No.4917259
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>>4916885
yeah probably

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2016-11-20 07:55:36 Post No.4916868
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Anonymous 2016-11-20 07:55:36 Post No. 4916868 [Report] [View this topic]

cuck

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/sp/ider 2016-11-20 13:30:55 Post No.4917184
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/sp/ider 2016-11-20 13:30:55 Post No.4917184 [Report]

yuck

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous 2016-11-20 13:32:45 Post No.4917187
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>>4916868
wtf i hate pepe now!!

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>>4916868
chuck

Anonymous
Intelligent conversation 2016-11-20 06:04:40 Post No.4916794
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Intelligent conversation Anonymous 2016-11-20 06:04:40 Post No. 4916794 [Report] [View this topic]

enlighten me

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 06:06:51 Post No.4916796
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haha, how can autism be used as an insult?

Only an ignorant jackass would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)

Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or so of being taught it.

Every ear I scored the best of my year on these idiotic multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it. I'm actually proud of it.

I recently switched to home education so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.

I used to get paid $15 an hour working online, which is more than the teachers' assistants at my old school earned, it was always so fun pointing that out to them

So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.

One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.

haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.

I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

Anonymous 2016-11-20 06:10:17 Post No.4916801
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>>4916796
I don't know what pasta you copied but I want some

Anonymous 2016-11-20 08:47:16 Post No.4916935
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The human brain is composed of 95% water; blood is 82% water; the lungs are nearly 90% water. Water is also the single most critical nutrient for health, growth, and development. It is not only the most important nutrient in the body, but also the most abundant. Water is critical to the balance of all the body's systems, including the brain, heart, lungs, kidneys and muscles.

How important is this balance? A 2% drop in body water can cause a small but critical shrinkage of the brain, which can impair neuromuscular coordination, decrease concentration, and slow thinking. Dehydration can also reduce endurance, decrease strength, cause cramping, and slow muscular response.

Mild dehydration is also one of the most common causes of daytime fatigue. How common a problem is this in the United States? Estimates are that 75% of Americans have mild, chronic dehydration. This is alarming since proper hydration is required for maintaining healthy blood flow, proper kidney function, proper sodium/potassium /electrolyte balance and proper digestive functions.