chinesed
>>5785374
i was wondering who stole my yao ming poster
>>5785641
i'm australian tho
>>5785739
what kind of food do they have there
Would you lick Keksandra's feet?
>>5785366
that monstrosity is not keksandra
>>5785367
yes it is dum dum
>>5785366
Y-Yes maybe and good doubles very appropriate
SOPA DE CIRNO
UMA DELÍCIA
kinda hot dun you think
>>5785322
Wouldn't that just be water?
My neighbor been like this for an hour beating her
5 yr old kid slaping her in the stomach like 5 times and hitting her on her head twice.
This shit happens when ever she comes here and it happens monthly.
So instead of doing something about it you post about it on [s4s].
Why don't you join him
girls are programmed to take a beating, don't feel bad for her. she's learning a life lesson early on by someone who loves and cares about her
*hits doink*
d-dude... what if /b/ is just one person talkin 2 there self o_o
>>5785296
*donk*
XD
that person is obsessed with sex then
>>5785300
*dubs*
XD
weaslel
>>5785289
weaslel
>>5785294
weaslel
>>5785297
weaslel
>2017
>Doesn't have a waifu
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it's weird
And? Was life a contest about who's the most normal?
>she can't love you back!!!!
She can, as long as you think about her every day and love her with all your heart
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a doujin every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>5785268
Advanced shitposting: the thread
Who does Number Two work for lol
>>5785268
Honestly you are a gay fucking loser and you should really consider killing yourself. I recommend inert gas asphyxiation. Go buy an adjustable flow helium or nitrogen tank and a cpap mask, hook them together and put it on. Your brain can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen, so you won't feel like you're suffocating. You will fall asleep peacefully and never wake up.
And once you're dead the world will be a better place, not having a faggot like you in it. Have fun.
I think genetic engineering is the future. I don't mean like when u make corn and stuff like die les or where it gets eaten less by bugs and stuff but or where they make it so it aint eatin by bugs and it grows bigger so you get bigger corn cobs but I think if they keep practicing with that garbage they can get to a point where they can mix like plant Dna with bugs too so you got cotton and most clothes and bedsheets and curtains are all about cotton because it's cheap and soft enough and nice but it's still that silk is softer and more durable but expensive 2 make so if you could make silk just as easy to produce and it would be just as cheap right? So now we are just dancing around with breeding fruits with other fruits (grapples) and plants with other plants (really pretty new flowers) if the scientists keep practicing and learning shit from this I think in the future they may be able to combine shit like silk worm and cotton plant dna to make silk everywhere and cheap and better so when you buy a band shirt it could be silk for the same price or a polo shirt it could be a silk Same price it's like how back in the day people use to wear burlap or something then they moved to cotton now we move from cotton to silk. Its evolution and progression.
>>5785265
haha lol i agree
damn dude you high as shit
you were born in a fucking fish hatchery
I PISS ON YOUR MOTHER!
whos trips did I just stea-uh I mean invest in?
>>5785221
one off, goyim
>>5785222
those trips were going to be mine
looking for a gf you have to
>drink water to meals
>not smoke, do drugs, eat meat or regularly drink alcohol
>work out
>have a degree or working on one
>have no children
>be independent
>no high heels ever
>love nature and be environmentally aware
>read (non-fiction)
>be interested in art, politics and different cultures
>watch game of thrones ironically
pic semirelated
thanks
>>5785207
i dont want to be your gf, no
but is that the marylin mansoon?
>>5785213
it's not
>>5785207
Hello, Mr. "OP"?
I'm posting in about an application to be your GF.
Well, I seem to meet all the requirements ,but, I have a very large penis and also am a boy.
Would it still be possible for me to apply?
Went on patrol. Nothing to report. Then a raccoon scuttled past me! Cute!!!
>>5785197
nice
I hope he wasn't loitering
>>5785197
Good job as always doremi fren!!!!
doggos are vere cute
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme
>when you hear a good song
wew lad
>after an epic drum solo
wew lad
>when you meet a qt
wew lad
>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
wew lad
>>5785191
page 11 rave save
>>5785191
>after you jerked off
wew lad
Please reply to instantly die.
>>5785184
please
Do I have to say anything, or does it just work instantly?
Has there ever been a time in your life where you were thinking about something and then it happened?
>>5785177
Yeah everything I think about a situation it manifests itself into a family guy episode
>>5785179
Which character are you
>>5785182
the cripple
I ordered a renko cosplay so I'm finally going to be a real girl
>>5785165
You need to be recognized as a girl to be considered a real girl.
post pics plz
>>5785165
I'm really jealous I wish I was brave enough to wear cute girl clothes...good luck anon!
Also please post pictures of you in your cute clothes when they come!!