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>>4930863
Pho

shes hiding

Le Poopies XDDDDDDD

She began to take everything from me, she tried to tell my friends I had lost my mind and for a while they believed her. That was until one friend went to visit her at her new flat, you see to everyone else she was sweet and the archon remained hidden, it wanted me to think I had lost my mind and isolate me from my friends. He was shocked to the core as he came back and told me that her flat looked exactly like mine, she had bought or stolen from me everything to be the same. Cushions, towels, pictures, everything, he said it was the creepiest thing he had ever seen. Once he woke up he began to see her change too and finally I had someone to talk to. The situation got worse and worse but I could not throw her out, if I was in her company I was her mind controlled slave. One day she came to my house and knocked on the door, now usually she would just open it and invite herself in, this time it was different. My soul said to me remember the vampire films. When she asked me if she could come in I replied “not likely, no you cannot “. She turned a very bright red, she was furious, her eyes were almost black, and she ran from my door. Two hours later her mother came to see me to tell me she had been taken into a mental hospital. She had left my door and taken all her clothes off, ran naked around the village, broke into a farmer’s house and climbed into his chest freezer, and remained there until the farmer called an ambulance. Her two year old boy was found in a stream with crosses painted on his body with lipstick. Her mother and I talked for a long time and I said she was trying to be like me, and she replied “no she wanted to be you", those words made me shudder.

seriously what is wrong with you

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>>4930729
Leppo

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>>4930729
President Fox will give 1000 dollars a week to s4s posters
yes
he is good
fox

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i no rite

Trump supports are meme faggots.

They LITERALLY voted for a meme to become POTUS.

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>>4930744

I threw mine out when I grew too dependent on her

Still one of the hardest things I've ever done.

>>4930248
looks comfy, can I hug it too?

>>4930248
cute! CUTE! C-U-T-E!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>4930156

uh i can see her bagina and buttehol

>>4928211
*rolls up sleeves*
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU KAWAII PIECE OF SHIT

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But can you see the radical hydrating power of water?

Nice dubs my sicc dude!

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>>4928211

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holiday traffic!!

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>>4927888
>888
>trips
Impressive!

>>4927899
>99
>dubs
Amazing!

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>>4927888
Veni, Vidi, Vici

Just be yourself

>>4931800
"The me" is kinda romantic and probably will be fuck it up and make everything too fucking awkward.

>>4931804
Then be someone else

why did the clown cross the road? to piss his pant's lmao...

>>4931764
I'm not

no youre farting

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I find my comment penetrating the screens of other anonymous 4chan users who happen to be reading this.

And it trolls you hard... so very hard... words cannot express how hard this comment trolls you...

So very hard...

Sometimes when I laugh I experience laughter

>>4930900
But if I post an IRL photo someone might backtrace it and come kill me D^:

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>>4930905
I'm going to kill you anyway lol.
I am good friends with the bears.

>>4930913
Wow very rude tbh

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I claim this thread for Spain

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NOT ANYMORE BITCH

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Just my cade lole

>>4930558
Too late, anon. Too late.

>>4930558
They're recounting the votes, she still has a damn good chance.

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>>4930564
I don't consider it a bad thing, but honestly, just leave it be. It was a democratic election, no need to force this defeat even further
BRAVO JILL STEIN

>>4930530
Stink

>>4930530
Suck cock

>>4930533
>>4930539
Yall aren't wrong

You don't.

>>4929301
you need to state the source of your quote then people will not be confused

>>4929333
wise trips

also OP, i think the meme arrows work on reddit.com as well as this website thats is about frogs and anime

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