ITT: Wrong place at the wrong time stories
>be me
>lame teen stoner
>in a car with 3 other slightly less lame teen stoners
>having the time of our lives
>somewhere on the freeway
>I look over
>lock eyes with a small Corgi
>I smile, even consider picking him up
>even though we're, y'know, in the middle of a fucking freeway
>a car comes from behind the corgi
>it stopped but had just enough momentum to bonk the corgi in the head and render it lifeless
>we all see it
>no one knows how to react
>a mixture of "oh shit"s and "fuck me man"s
>I just cry
>and laugh
>hysterically
>it wasn't funny
>just maddening
I was once driving down the freeway when I saw a dumb little dogger. I wanted to kill it but not ruin my car so I slowed down until I was going just fast enough to bonk it lifeless : )
>>4980971
peepee in my poopoo
>>4980971
who are you quoting?
hey guys, meet my girlfriend
you guys look like you belong together
>>4980940
okay, hello
>>4980940
Hello.
You know the more I see people that don't "pass" the more it kind of gets regular for me. Like instead woman or man-trying-to-be-woman my mind has started to create a third spot for them. The resultant effect seems to be that I'm more alright with it from an aesthetic standpoint I guess because my expectations are different.
*unsheathes dubs*
>>4980933
******checks dubs*******
>>4980933
*cums*
>>4980933
S-spank me senpai!
my mfw when swaglord would seriously sticky a smiling sunflower
>>4980924
today i am reminded
would he tho?
Sorry op 2 gay
Reminder that Muslims just want to be our friends!
Im muslim :)
>>4981082
be my fren
>>4981082
Prove it
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>>4980735
nice
>>4980704
me on the left
He whants a banama
He whants a banama
whamts is a beneans?
heh... it look like he had to much bamana already........ kid ..... heh
Wojak version of hitler
dude.. is bosley worth it?
Hitler version of wojak
>tfw no reich
You must post in this thread if you love lolo.
I love lolo when she sizzles the spikemans
I love LoLo when she gives me the cucc
>>4980636
lol , me too
i love when lolo does the spikeman sizzlel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BE1i4cs1Hw
>>4980020
This is from the Goo Lagoon level I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjSinZw5i2E
JEJ
JEJ
>>4980097
JEJ
JEJ!
uh-oh dogger fell out of bed and broke 27 bones ;^(
1 reply = 1 prayer
>>4979804
Get well soon doggerino
rawr owo
>>4979934
delete this u an gay fagger
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>>4981077
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>>4980822
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argggggg, I really hate Jews!!!!!
>>4980783
the only good jew is a dead jew
>>4980783
>>4980905
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>>4980908
nick can say whatever he wants.