Poccийcкий тpeд.
yeah me too
>>4986770
нaхyй
this board is garbage
not even "i dont get it" garbage but it literaly is the same psots every day by the same lame namefags
have fun with that shit
>>4986732
k thz i will
nice mask buddy
i do have fun with it most of the time
i took the plunge. i dabbled in the dabble doo and came out never the same as before. i cannot compete anymore. nothing is worth competing for. systematic disconnection of all cerebral function tandem with interpreting reality. my body is a joke. it was and is an irony. it is a prison. it is not a home. my home is outside of my body. i felt the permeating hand of god stroke the inside of my leg. the birther became the mate, the mate gave the mated the child of knowledge. i am holier than thou and above all that is holy. there are no words for me. from the bricks and stones to the matter in-between matter i am another entity un-explainable by science and yet above the language to describe science. the tonal harmony of my bodily reverberations are both the chorus and bridge of eternity and i will never sleep for i have learned ive only just woken from a long slumber.
yeah i remember my first really intense trip too
Me 2
>>4986627
>>4986641
tripping face first (faceless now yet remembering having a face) yet not experiencing the expected pain but rather the re-evolution and rapid fire re-sequencing of the materials composing my physical shape (a single shape then, many shapes now) took place. re-materializing as a sentient force made of forces without sentience but now given sentience by own sentience, the forces are now my only memory but collectively and insular to their own selves, useless to the current quest of most men, the accident of the past (the past then but inconclusive and impossible to determine the point in time now) was my undoing but yet and undoing only to re-ravel into a greater self.
pedro
>>4986539
unsung_hero my_bad you_talkin'_to_me Ghost oh_come_on horrendous HolySpirit how_about_those_yankees why_do_I_put_up_with_this woot do_you_know_what_time_it_is wonderbread talk_to_my_lawyer spunky sing holier_than_thou spoiled_brat who's_to_say Church pride do_I_have_to close_your_eyes Dudly_Doright couldn't_be_better Cosmos what_part_of_God_do_you_not_understand not_the_sharpest_knife_in_the_drawer I_give_up Jedi_mind_trick a_flag_on_that_play whiner you're_out_of_your_mind
>>4986545
What manner of Markov slam poetry is this?
>>4986539
bedro
What's his name?
oouuuAAAAAGGGHHHHHOOooooo
>>4986445
is named " Chaika?" LOLE
>>4986445
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
So, what's your job ???
I'll have been a NEET for 2 years come this spring
>>4986385
I'll have been a NEET for 6 years cum next summer
IT / Sysadmin in the same boring place for 10 years
Karenposting thread!!
Get your buttes here!!
General Shitposting
And what is a Karen?
>>4985894
A Karen is a Karen.
You can't say is only a half Karen.
This board is shit. It's basically an excuse for faggots - typically from /b/ - to express their like/appreciation for "LOL SO RANDUM XD XD"/whimsy "humour" under the guise of "LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD". In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure, you don't actually perceive it as bad, you just know that's how you should perceive and/or appear to perceive it.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit masquerading as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, a lot of you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guarantee you that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic"/"ironically unironic" inanity which proves my entire point.
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/text/It%27s%20basically%20an%20excuse%20for%20faggots/
>>4985727
Don't 4Get the pedos dont leave them out
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/text/%20inanity%20which%20proves%20my%20entire%20point%2C%20then%20kill%20yourself/
when santa is getting u a vintage fingerbox for xmas
this isn't /b/ kid, I just can't play along with your stale old memes
>>4985678
stale old memes... pretty rich coming from the board whose obsessed with dubs.........in 2016
>>4985709
dubs are eternal, fingerboxes are babby's first troll
when stickying >>4977997 was literally swaglord's last deed
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
No one cared who OP was since they posted this thread.
there's better threads to sticky tbh
>>4985533
nice dublel
battle deer
>>4984963
battle shrek
>>4984963
not sure if woud fihgt tbh fam
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
who is dat semen demon
>>4984856
>>4984856
That's Maui you dorkus maximus
>>4984856
nice, i mean, nose find lmoa
Your fortune: Outlook good
space is nice~
>>4984133
>33
Dubs confirm. Space is exceedingly nice.
>>4984133
why that astronaught have a smol hed?
so whats your favourite dubbie n why
me, i lik trees bc they look like human buttocks
and those are super important for to into sittings
here, look >>4983333
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4983333
yet another wasted get
>>4983333
>>4983333
nice butte dubs
Currently, 100 Attributes.
New: Highly Conscious -> Desires/Will/Intentions -> Benevolent/Goodness -> Pure/Uncorrupted -> Righteous/Virtuous+
>>4981921
It didn't happen.
>>4981987
CIA is a known criminal organization or at least clearly corrupted.
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Terry_Reed
>>4982839
What game is this, How do I play
>>4982847
its makin up storys game, anybody can do it
>>4982849
Luck is I'm anyone
Can I play