Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 2709. page

>>4995666
e.e

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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*cackles maniacally*

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>>4995666

By Steven Pinker (Rebecca Goldstein) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

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>>4995652
wuz

Steve.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to ``insult'' someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word ``sage'' accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're ``attacking''.

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

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haha oh no your'e not!

"bump"

>>4995637
Safe

>>4995621
but who will be number five million and one?

>>4995622
Nice dubs

It will probably be me knowing my luck.

I'll probably be stuck with family doing some kind of holiday thing and when I try to look at Clover they're gonna be like oh we don't get to see you that often why are you spending all your time on the phgone and I'm gonna be like omg I need to get this get but I won't actually say it and then I'll just bury my feelings deeper and deeper until I start to blow up so I have to go outside but even then i won't get the get because I won't be able to ficus entirely on [s4s]

>>4995610
is sweat bro craving my mcnuggies?

>>4995610
kys cuck
famalam
tbh smh
pepe.jpg

Thicc

>>4995579
nice eme

>>4995579
It's not really new anymore sorry.

Haha yes

>>4995556
close bby

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>>4995563

>1 post per 25 seconds
>still manages to fuck it up

The Jews did this

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sacrifice santa

>>4995472
sacrifice /b/

>>4995477
Check 'em

mine goes *plink plink plink p'toodly-woop-poop-blap p'SHING-g'bagle*

>>4995457
Wow...
Is your tinnitus a medieval sword fight? ;)

>>4995456
Mine goes ,
eeeeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee
but ,but whith a longer ,""E""

>>4995436
Why do you care

>>4995436
It from SNL episode with Emma Stone a very recent one

But OP is rude racist and I am sage

>>4995436
it's from Step Up 2: The Streets

>>4995422
Oh no they di-int!

Also, nice dubs.

>>4995422
kys cuck
famalam
tbh smh
pepe.jpg

>>4995422
*bullys you*

>>4995412
shes all yours my friend

i want to be a girl

pls

Fuck off
Your meme is bad and you belong on /pol/

>>4995392
please dont do this FOXE loves jews

>>4995392
please do this FOXE hates jews

>>4995347
yuck, too many germs. no thanks.

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i have sex with my gf all the time and we do really dirty stuff like in the butt and 69 and one time i peed on her when she was in the shower but she didn't notice

>>4995347
I want sex with the boy

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not bad

>>4995324
medddabee

HEAL MY DEAD MEMES, ZA HEEALER