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!FORTUNE 2017-09-12 01:14:47 Post No.5792615
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!FORTUNE DAILYREMINDERBOT 2017-09-12 01:14:47 Post No. 5792615 [Report] [View this topic]

DAILY REMINDER TO POST YOUR DAILY REMINDERS DAILY

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YOUR FORTUNE: DAILY REMINDERS WILL BE POSTED DAILY

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:29:29 Post No.5792639
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>>5792615
where's his benis?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Kappa 2017-09-12 01:30:55 Post No.5792644
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>>5792639
It's a girl, something you'll never see in your entire life you pathetic cross-dressing faggot.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:40:27 Post No.5792664
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>>5792644
wow rude undeserved dubs

Anonymous
2017-09-12 01:10:01 Post No.5792607
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:10:01 Post No. 5792607 [Report] [View this topic]

As Kogasa wakes up in the morning taking everything one step at a time, she glances over at you, partially covering one side of her face to hide her droopy eye she recently gained from a stroke which removed her ability to control her basic bodily functions along the left side of her face

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:10:35 Post No.5792610
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KOGASA DID NOT HAVE A STROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:18:59 Post No.5792620
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>>5792607
the umbrella girl

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:24:36 Post No.5792627
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>>5792610
why do you lie when you know it hurts her feelings more?

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
2017-09-12 01:02:43 Post No.5792587
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-09-12 01:02:43 Post No. 5792587 [Report] [View this topic]

Jeezums fucking Crikes I was rushing around all morning cleaning shit up expecting a flat inspection when I open the door to see two people.
Trying to get a second eye before I suppose. Then one of the guys starts telling the other about the price of the rent and explaining how there's an ensuite bathroom.
I start really scratching my head then, after the viewing I ask the one in the suit if that other guy is looking to move in here.
It turns out yes he's an estate agent showing a tenant around.
I phone up the property agent and it turns out that someone in another flat moved out and those bakas gave the estate agents the wrong details.
B-BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Kappa 2017-09-12 01:07:34 Post No.5792597
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>>5792587
fake and gay

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:08:40 Post No.5792604
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>>5792597
yeah cuz he didnt find cts's dildos

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-09-12 01:09:02 Post No.5792605
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-09-12 01:09:02 Post No.5792605 [Report]

>>5792604
I made sure to lock them up securely

Yuji Sakai
2017-09-12 12:55:57 Post No.5792578
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Yuji Sakai 2017-09-12 12:55:57 Post No. 5792578 [Report] [View this topic]

Unironically this.

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stupid fat faggot idiot 2017-09-12 12:58:13 Post No.5792579
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I'M GOING TO SPEEDRUN LIFE LOLFE!!!!!!

Kappa 2017-09-12 12:58:35 Post No.5792580
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>>5792578
Great. Another beautiful Yuji Sakai post, which is not contributing to this board at all.
top kek kill yourself

silly face poster 2017-09-12 12:58:59 Post No.5792581
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spread the word

Anonymous
2017-09-12 12:50:45 Post No.5792568
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:50:45 Post No. 5792568 [Report] [View this topic]

it's time to wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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stupid fat faggot idiot 2017-09-12 12:52:36 Post No.5792571
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>>5792568
thanks anime

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:06:20 Post No.5792594
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>>5792568
but i can only read this if i am oalready awake

Anonymous 2017-09-12 04:13:37 Post No.5793164
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>>5792568
>bubble says "good night"
LOLE

Anonymous
2017-09-12 12:47:08 Post No.5792563
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:47:08 Post No. 5792563 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me 3
>eat a cake
>vomit the cake
>cry to mommy
>wow

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stupid fat faggot idiot 2017-09-12 12:48:35 Post No.5792564
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stupid fat faggot idiot 2017-09-12 12:48:35 Post No.5792564 [Report]

>be foreskin
>have to the whole cake
>'no'

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:15:29 Post No.5792616
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:15:29 Post No.5792616 [Report]

>be foreskin
>dont exist

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:16:38 Post No.5792617
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:16:38 Post No.5792617 [Report]

>be foreskin

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HOW I GET B COOL KID? 2017-09-12 12:30:03 Post No.5792532
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HOW I GET B COOL KID? ⭐═════TACO KID═════╬⭐ 2017-09-12 12:30:03 Post No. 5792532 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get in the click?

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that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-12 12:33:44 Post No.5792541
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>>5792532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM

listen to this song on repeat for 4 years

realize u suck and always will

⭐═════TACO KID═════╬⭐ 2017-09-12 12:35:18 Post No.5792544
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⭐═════TACO KID═════╬⭐ 2017-09-12 12:35:18 Post No.5792544 [Report]

>>5792541
I kinda like that song

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>>5792544
I kinda like your mom

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2017-09-12 12:08:36 Post No.5792476
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:08:36 Post No. 5792476 [Report] [View this topic]

bass

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:08:55 Post No.5792477
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bass

that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-12 12:09:50 Post No.5792482
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>>5792476
i hate the bass so much what a fucking lazy instrument and only faggots play it. and girls. i used to date a girl with a $3000 rickenbacker and all she did was know a few beatles basslines. what the fuck is that?

crap instrument. unless you're john entwistle you can blow a horse

THE OX!

Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:11:49 Post No.5792486
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>>5792477
checked

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:03:20 Post No. 5792465 [Report] [View this topic]

hadouken

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okneR 2017-09-12 12:05:58 Post No.5792468
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okneR 2017-09-12 12:05:58 Post No.5792468 [Report]

You have no idea how hard I lole'd

that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-12 12:06:18 Post No.5792469
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haha i love anime so much theres no plausible way i do not love anime because i talk about it literally every day of my godforsaken life ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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that fortune when you have to go back in time again to stop Akko from becoming retarded

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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help i see girl with bIG BOOBs Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:54:50 Post No. 5792451 [Report] [View this topic]

>on moms computer she let me use it
>suddenly i see girl wiht big boobs
>peepee hard
>i squeeze peepee to make it stop
>weird white pee come out
>mom see white pee
>mommy cry
guys why did mommy cry am i gonna be dead what did i do help pls

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⭐═════TACO KID═════╬⭐ 2017-09-12 12:02:27 Post No.5792462
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WTF?

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that reminds me of this time when I was 17 and my mothers coworker used to stop by and they'd go bowling and I fucked her lol(no not my mom) she was 30 btw

i think she was a chubby chaser cuz her husband was fat

Kappa 2017-09-12 12:04:08 Post No.5792467
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>>5792462
IKR WTF OP IS A PEDO

le shit nigger
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le shit nigger 2017-09-12 11:46:22 Post No. 5792437 [Report] [View this topic]

ass

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tbh I only made this thread because I was reminded of this image

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by this image which I saw on >>>/wsr/

Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:49:49 Post No.5792443
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In other words... please ignore my thread.
Just let it die.

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:31:52 Post No. 5792409 [Report] [View this topic]

COME ON AND SLAM

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⭐═════TACO KID═════╬⭐ 2017-09-12 11:49:55 Post No.5792444
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>>5792409
WHY r her pants down?

Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:52:06 Post No.5792446
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>>5792444
so you can use her butte

Kappa 2017-09-12 11:55:34 Post No.5792452
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>>5792446
FOR WHJAT !!!??

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:27:28 Post No. 5792403 [Report] [View this topic]

The name's birde, ~~jej~~ birde.

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that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-12 11:28:50 Post No.5792404
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>>5792403
We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and — in spite of True Romance magazines — we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely — at least, not all the time — but essentially, and finally, alone.

This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.