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How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?
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this is so sad 1000 like
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>>5793071
Well said, >>5793071!
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>>5794009
same

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donute
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>>5793067
I deeply regret the fact that I get this reference
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>>5793067
onigirer
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A diamond embolism

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i HATE this fucking mutt
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i HATE this fucking slut
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>>5793030
Let's vote to get her put down

strawpoll.me/13915741
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>>5793050
wtf i love CTS now

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This is a friendly reminder that to ensure the quality(TM) of your [s4s] experience:

- Be nice, and avoid #Rude people.
- Always check dubs.
- Always inquire about the orgin of quotes.
- Lewd is allowed in moderation
- Use #fortune in moderation

Thank for keeping [s4s] as the nicest board.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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ur pic has a swer word in it
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>>5792951
>Use #fortune in moderation
I think this might contradict >>>/s4s/rules/3
Otherwise, can't argue with this.
>>5792960
It's Gippo Dudee, the owner of [s4s]

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>5792951
>Gippos dudee

Only oldfigs will remember this :^)

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I'm trying to form an independent nation
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how much money u got
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>>5792952
a lot judging by the picture
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>>5792952

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the pussy
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>>5792925
The Human.
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>>5792935
The my wife girl
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>>5792935
"The human"

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The king of Esfores has to take back command of his kingdom of niceness, whine, boars and anime whores.
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GODS I WAS STRONGTHEN . I COULD FUCK 3 TRAPS AND A HALF DOZEN LOLIS
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>>5792905
>>5792910
careful...
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>>5792910
we never had trap shit on this board until recently
that's how i know this board is dead now, mods gave traps and furries free reign, now it's over
there's a reason mot wanted the no porn rule for this board. i guess four years was a good run

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the being cumed upon girlie
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akari ឴on the front page
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>>5792901
I think is funny when she play with boobie covers, oull them away from booby make bobb slight more visble, giving me hard of the inner pants
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>>5792898
kill yourself you SISTER-FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

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the incest girl
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>>5792865
Incest is illegal you sister-raping faggot
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>>5792869
Nice 69 you nigger nigger nigger poopy face ass fart head!!!
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akari on the front ឴page

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It's about time we bring back that 2007 4chan aesthetic.
It's time to bring back ascii art posting desu
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>tfw can't find any good ascii art software so doing it in notepad
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| U U
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testpost
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>>5792827
Good attempt but old 4chan is dead and it will never come back.
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>>5792827
Don't you need the text boards ?

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im trying to form a tulpa
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what did they mean by this?
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>>5792747
seems fake and gay to be tbh
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im looking up liver ossification rememdies online and posting anonmously and wanted to tell everybodyu

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Fun fact: a girl's urine has high concentration of estrogens. By ingesting her urine, you will feminize yourself by absorbing her femininity.
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>>5792688
this is actually a pretty realistic first person angle to be quite honest with you
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>>5792688
but thats bad because I like to drink girlpee
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>>5792691
i mean, if you're pretending to be an armless girl that is

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BUT MARIOE


MARIOE
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>>5792683
marioeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>5792683
HEY LUIGI, WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?

ALL I WANT IS REPLY. REPLY AND UPVOTE THIS THREAD IF U AGREE
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>>5792657
HUMILIATE ME
MASTICATE ME

GIVE ME ESCAPE!
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>>5792661
No, get ahold o yerself, smoke?
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>>5792667
thank you daddy

The Marvelous Story Of The Witch That Cured Cancer

DISCLAIMER:
>This story is a japanese colloquialism.
>I prob will regret this in the future.
>FML.

I shall take the form of the almighty god narrator that knows everything and take you in an amazing journey...whatever.

So there was this girl: blonde, golden eyes, slim legs, sizes just right, she had your idea of a perfect body, use your imagination to make her alive in your perv mind, or don't. This girl was a witch that used to fight huge dragons and shit, so she had a HUGE REGENERATIVE ABILITY. She lost her memory because she fucked up, how she fucked up doesn't matter, cause this ain't an important backstory, anyway, she ended up in the human world. She somehow managed to live there, putting blue contact lens so that she doens't look weird with her golden eyes, became a cliche yuri obsessed internet junkie, but it's a girl, so I created an original and great character.
Let's call her Eirena, like the hot enchantress from some game. One day, Eirena was on her way home on her bicycle when she got hit by a car that had lost control. Found herself in the hospital the next day.
"Nghh...where am I?"
"Ah, you woke up?"
A bootiful and young nurse stood in front of her. I'm just gonna say she's a redhead. The rest imagine yourself, or don't.
"You were in a coma. Your wounds were pretty harsh, but they healed extremely fast! Tell me your secrets."
"How much did I sleep?"
"Three days, obviously."
So after some more boring dialogue in which nothing gets revealed, the nurse told Eirena to stay there and rest a bit longer. Eirena, being left alone in the room, remembered the hot yuri hentai she watched the other day, and started getting herself off, moaning quietly in the daylight, blah blah blah, she wet that bed with more power than ten million tsunamis, unknowingly, because she was too absorbed in her own fantasies.
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Part 2

But before the pool could dry, Eirena had to be replaced with another patient who was dying from cancer and was transferred to this hospital, because the other hospital had some irrelevant problems. And since Eirena seemed healed, they chose her room. All for the sake of the plot.
The hot nurse was in a break, and Eirena remained in the waiting room to talk with her. After the two girls have been talking for like one hour, the whole hospital was suddenly enveloped in a huge fuss because that old man had been completely healed.
All the people there were stumped. Some said it was a miracle of God (fucking normies)(jk lol), and in all that commotion, the hot nurse who was apparently the director told the doctors to take the old man to a control room, and she went to check the patient's room (Eirena's) herself. And she found the pool. Well, traces of it. So she went to check the security camera footage. Seeing that, she saw a light of hope. "So if I manage to get this girl off i'll cure the city from diseases!"
Well, it was obvious that, this could work with any body fluids, so that shows something about the nurse.
Next day, the nurse called Eirena to meet cause she had something important to discuss. She told Eirena that she has huge potential and all that shit. Eirena didn't show it, but she was very hyped to the idea of being get off all the time. The time to be forever alone has ended, she thought. Also, she kinda liked the nurse. "She kinda looks like Maki", Eirena said to herself blushing.
So Eirena worked at a maid cafe. And every day, after she finished work, tired from carrying dishes, greeting master and waking up in the morning, and horny from looking at all the other hot maids, she went to the hospital, and the nurse kissed her and collected the remedy. Multiple times. She was all red, breathing heavily after. But then the nurse became horny too. So...yeah.
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<Dog Cop>
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final part

The hospital became famous, and no one other than the nurse and Eirena knew the secret of the leak. The nurse said that they won't reveal the leak and if they insisted, they would close the hospital. The authorities couldn't afford to lose such a cancer cure, even if they didn't know what it was.
-The nurse knew that Eirena wasn't a normal person, obviously, don't even dare to ask me that, fag-

But someone out there didn't have the money for the cure, and his 6 wives were ALL dying from cancer. His 15 children too. This was all a coincidence. But he was living next to the hospital. And the girls accidentally left the window curtains open. When he saw the method, he said to himself. This is going to be easy! I'll steal her, cure my family and get rich selling the REMEDY, all while having amazing sex. His Ahmed senses were tingling. So he did just that. The rest...continued in season 2.

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