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>>5027985
wtf man
LOLE

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is this your fetish

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>>5027985
with the right recolor and expression change, Madoka is actually a bury nice gril.

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butteboy is ready for school

spicy new meme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Oki9INFKU

>>5027889
Your request is quite intimidating as a tale of intrigue pertaining to thine most wondrous of experiences is quite the expectation. However, I do feel compelled to respond with a tale. Although, not all wondrous, parts are quite disturbing. I'm not even sure it qualifies as a coherent narrative except for the fragile connections my psyche has glue the thing together with. What's more I'm not even sure it's interesting or worth repeating, but repeat it I will because I feel as I feel compelled not to remain silent and to indeed tell a story.

It starts with a somewhat strange encounter, or maybe, as with all elements of this narrative, it is only strange to my psyche which is grasping at something beyond the mundane. I was walking on a path in my small hometown as a teenager, seeking something more than my humdrum surroundings as I often did as a youth. I could smell in the air that this day would be the start of something. As I am walking on this path a group of girls about my age riding horses crosses my path. The horses tower above me and I cannot help but be slightly intimidated by the stature of the animals and at how much higher off the ground all of these girls are. I try to simply smile and wave in greeting as is customary in a small town, but my gaze is held for a strange amount of time with one girl in particular. She returns my smile, but hers is rather odd. It appears she's smirking almost. In fact, she has a rather odd mix of emotions in her smile. Slightly smug, a little aroused, with a twinkle in her eye. It is a deeply piercing expression and I accidentally catch her eye and have the sudden compulsion to look away. (to be continued...)

What!

>>5028029
The trouble is that when I do look away I look down and end up looking straight at the horses genitalia. It is a male horse with a sizable manhood which seems to be more than flaccid but also far from erect. I end up looking back up at the girl and her piercing expression. It cuts into me. Into my subconscious. She gives me a wink further imprinting this whole encounter into some deeper part of me. She holds my gaze until she passes me. I try to forget about the whole thing for the rest of my days wanderings but this simple event simply couldn't leave my mind. (to be continued...)

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>>5027833

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5027835
stupid animeposter

"let there be light"

-God

>>5027596
the teeth girl

>>5027596
the teeth girl

>>5027599
the teeth dubs

>>5027406
i like the hedgeman

>>5027430
>hedgeman
>man
check you're privilege

i want to be that happy

i wish i were as happy as my memes

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"What shame! What woe is this to Greece!?
What joy
To Troy's proud monarch, and all the friends of
Troy,
that adversary gods commit to stern debate
the best, the bravest of the Grecian state.
Young as ye are, this youthful heat restrain.
Nor think your Nestor's years and wisdom vain:
A godlike race of heroes once I knew,
such as no more these black eyes shall view!
Lives there a chief to match Pyrethesis' fame,
Dryad the bold, or Cena's deathless name?
Theseus, endured with more than mortal might,
or Polyphemerus, moving like the gods in flight?
With these old ones, to toils of battle bred,
in early youth my harrowing days I led;
Fired with the thirst which virtuous envy breeds,
and smitten with the love of honorable deeds,
the strongest of men, when they pierced the mountain boar,
ranged the wild deserts red with the monsters' gore,
and from their hillds the shaggy centaurs swore:
Yet with these soft persuasive arts I swayed;
When Lester spoke they listen'd and obey'd.
If in my youth, even those esteeme'd me wise,
Do you, young warriors, wish to hear my advise?

Attrides,
Seize not thy gauntlet on the beauteous slave,
that prize the Greeks by common suffrage gave;

Nor thou, Achilles,
threat our prince with pride;
let kings be just and sovereign powers preside.
Thee, the first honors of the war adorn,
like gods in strength, and of a goddess born;

Him,
awful majesty exalts above,
The powers of earth, and the sons of Jove,
Let both unite with well-consenting minds
so shall authority with strength be join'd.
Leave ME, O king! to calm Achilles

Rage?
Rule thou thyself, as thou more advanced in age--
No, forbid it gods, Achilles should be lost!
if the pride of Greece should their suffering wrought.

what are you reading?

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>>5027292
the 111111 by homer

wauw, that feel is better than selecting road signs in captcha :^_ )

>>5023627
Is your father still mad at you?

Post tea ITT

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This sexy mfer ...

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it will never die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwjY9HP2rs

>>5027954
it means "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

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tn note: uguu means uguu

corm

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funny pizza land 3d asteroid forest would you like somed cocktails? sit and stay awhile :) just another diamond daaaayy~ are u looking to get shreked lad? ill have u know im master black blelt at 36 chambre ODB drunken bastard style also disciple of riki oh and GYORG-RUMARO *JUI JUI PARCENTO* thats fuckin GANGSTER talk for 99% jack

smokeing and jonit

>>5027777
>7777
quads, nice

>>5027777
wasted get #9001

>thot
*dumb

>>5027761
you are really rude to say something so mean about someone that you obviously don't even know.

I love you, but I wish you'd think about whose feelings you're hurting when you post rude things like this. 100% unkind.

>>5027766
begone thot

>>5027731
bumping this gold

>>5027731
10/10

>>5027731
Underrated post

because the brackets are used to partition boards sorted by general content and we're a specialty board hence being bracketed off ;^)

>>5027726
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>>5027729
But what about /r9k/ and /vip/?

Chryron is awesome I want to be her friend

dumb frodge poster

She's mighty fine