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P.... Policemane san??? Why u need to inspect my *****?????

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PSA: With the release of this new photo, what we thought to be true has finally been confirmed. All women of this world who aren't Emma Stone are totally irrelevant and unworthy worth our time. How can they even hope to compete with aesthetic perfection?

Got a crush at uni, at work? Forget her. She isn't Emma Stone, so what's the point?

I almost feel sorry for women who aren't Emma Stone.

Almost.

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¡ʍou ʇɥbıɹ dn ʇı bnןd-d-d-d ɹǝʇʇǝq p,noʎ ¡ǝɹǝɥ ǝʌǝıs buıʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝʞıן buıʞɐǝן ɯ,ı puɐ ¡ǝɹǝɥʇ dn buıɥʇǝɯos ɯɐɹɔ oʇ ɹǝısɐǝ ɥɔnɯ s,ʇı 'ʇǝʍ sıɥʇ s,ʇı uǝɥʍ 'ןןɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ-ɐ ¡sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎʇıןıqısuodsǝɹ ǝɯos ǝʞɐʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq p,noʎ ¡ʞɔıʇs-ɐ-uo-ʇsıɹɥɔ ¡ʎpɹoן 'ɥo ¡pǝɹǝɥʇoq puɐ ʇoɥ ןןɐ ןɹıb ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ǝɹns noʎ-ʎ ¡ʇɹǝʌɹǝd buıʞɐǝɹɟ noʎ 'ǝɯ oʇ buıop ǝɹ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʞooן ¡ǝɹoɟǝq ʇǝʍ sıɥʇ ʇı uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,ı-ı ¡ʇǝʍ buıʞɔnɟ os s,ʇı 'sǝʞıɹɔ buıʞɔnɟ sɯnzǝǝظ ¡ooʇ 'sı ʇı ʇǝʍ ʍoɥ ʞooן-ן-ן ¡s,ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇno pıןs noʎ ǝɔuıs uǝǝs ǝʌ,noʎ ǝuo ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ʇǝq ı-ı-ı-ı ¡uouɐ 'ʇɹǝʌɹǝd ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ɐ ɥɔns ǝɹ,noʎ-ʎ-ʎ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥ ¡uoıʇsǝnb ʇɐɥʇ sɹǝʍsuɐ sʇuɐd ɹnoʎ uı uoıʇɔǝɹ, ,uıbɐɹ ʇɐɥʇ ssǝnb ı 'ןןǝʍ˙˙˙ ¿ʞuıɥʇ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ 'os-s-s-s

¡ʎɐʍʎuɐ sǝıʇuɐd-d buıɹɐǝʍ ʇou ɯ,ı ¡ןןǝʍ sɐ ʇɥbıɯ ¡ɹɐɟ sıɥʇ ʎpɐǝɹןɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'ןןǝʍ-ʍ-ʍ ¡ʇɹǝʌɹǝd noʎ ¡ooʇ ɐuıbɐʌ ʎɯ ǝǝs ɐuuɐʍ noʎ ʇǝq ı-ı-ı-ı-ı-ı

¡~˙˙˙ʎʎʎʎɥʍ ǝuıbɐɯı ʇ,uɐɔ-ɔ ¡ʍou ʇɥbıɹ pɹɐɥ ɹǝdns ǝɹɐ sǝןddıu ʎɯ ؛ןnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq ʇsnظ ¡~oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎןןɐǝɹ noʎ ʍouʞ ı ¡ooʇ ɯǝ, uo ʞɔns-s 'ʞɔǝɥ ¡ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ ¡ʇuɐʍ noʎ sɐ ɥɔnɯ sɐ sɹǝʞuoɥ ,uıʞuoɥ ǝsǝɥʇ ʞuoɥ ¡pɐǝɥɐ ʇɥbıɹ ob-b ¡¿uouɐ ʎoquıbɹıʌ pǝʇɹǝʌɹǝd ˙ɹɯ 'noʎ ʇ,uop 'ooʇ ɯǝɥʇ ǝzǝǝnbs oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇǝq ı-ı ¡ǝןbbıظ ǝןbbıظ ¡uʍop puɐ dn ǝɔunoq ʎǝɥʇ ʍoɥ ǝǝs ¡uǝɥʇ 'sıɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ʇǝb-b ¡¿ɥɔnɯ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ ǝʇıɔxǝ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʎǝɥʇ op ¡ʍouʞ ɐʎ 'ʇsǝɥɔ ʎɯ uo ʇɐɟ ɟo sʞɔɐs ʇsnظ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ-ɥʇ-ɥʇ ¡uouɐ 'zǝǝظ-ظ ¡ǝɔɐɟ ɹnoʎ uo ʞooן ǝɥʇ uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɥs noʎ ¡ɐɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐ

¡buıoq ¡ǝɹǝɥ

˙˙˙puɐɐɐɐɐɐɐ 'ɔǝs ɐ ɹoɟ sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ ǝsoןɔ ʇsnظ ¡uǝɥʇ 'ʇɐɥʇ xıɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq p,ǝʍ 'ןןǝʍ-ʍ ¡ɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐ ¡zǝǝظ-ظ ¡¿pןo ʍoɥ ǝɹ,noʎ puɐ ¿ǝɹoɟǝq sʇsɐǝɹq ɟo ɹıɐd ɐ uǝǝs ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,noʎ ¿ɥǝ

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This is nice bord

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best gril

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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you don't get to bwing fwiends

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I LOVE DONALD TRUMP

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If you read this message, you and/or your sofa have been deered. If you agree with these conditions, you don't have to do anything.

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i want beefalo to step on my face

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the teeth girl

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explain THIS

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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you're anon, right?
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