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le brown man facee
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did u just assume his gender
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>>5097823
Le dark-skinned-humanoid's skull front
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>>5097827
im sorry let me check my privilege
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le weed smoker
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>>5097773
that's not weed smoker thats just..... weed
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>>5097773
Suck my bong, butthead.
You need a hit.
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Good evening fellow [s4s] users,
It has come to my attention that some of you browsing this board have not checked your fortune yet. I understand some of you are new but this is a mandatory requirement in order to post on this board. As some of you very well know in article 3.2, section A, rule 1 of /s4s/ clearly states that; and I quote, "You must check your fortune in order to post on this board." end quote. Even moderators are required to check their fortune as to keep the lels, keks, and dubs of this board pure and to keep OC from being stolen. Failure to comply with this rule will result in a removal of your posting fortunes. Remember - posting on [s4s] is a fortune, not a right.
You can check your fortune by putting #fortune in the name field
Thank you for taking your time to read this very important bulletin and make sure to do what's right, your cooperation is appreciated.
sincerely
-a concerned froge
signed
-Frogey President of Fortune
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5097743
Will i get the dubs?
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>>5097743
In all seriousness don't actually put #fortune in the name field, put your namefig there instead. Typing "fortune" in options field might be a better idea
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I never checked my fortune before
maybe i should
#fortune
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why is your penis so small anon?
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because you do not arouse me
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>>5097689
yeah because you're gay LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5097694
Someone's insecure
Lmfao
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A lonely, slutty, bitter professor and christmas cake was teaching a class on male sexuality.
”Ara ara, before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship my disgusting vagina and accept that real men are only attracted to mature women and that only perverts love little girls!”
At this moment, a brave, adorable, pure loli who had cuddled her onii-chan 1500 times and understood the superiority of little girls and fully supported a loli's right to love anyone she wants to walked up to the professor and grabbed her boobs.
”What are these things, onee-chan?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Those are my breasts, you silly loli. I use them to attract men.”
”Wrong. They're disgusting, cancerous lumps of fat. If men, as you say, found them attractive... you would have a boyfriend right now.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and tampons. She stormed out of the room crying those christmas cake crocodile tears. The same tears grannies cry for the “poor” onee-chans (who suck hundreds of dicks in a single month) when they jealously try to NTR deserving lolis. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished to be the little girl. She wished so much that she could turn into a cute loli, but she herself said that the only people who wanted to do that were perverted neckbeards!
The students applauded and all hugged their imoutos that day and swore to protect their smiles. An eagle named “Delicious Flat Chest” flew into the room and perched atop the loli's head and shed a tear on her cute twintails. "What are we going to do on the bed?" was read several times, and moot herself showed up and turned everyone into cute little girls.
The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She died of the slut plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Lolis are love, lolis are life
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>>5097483
Normalizing grain bus windmill Judy's layoff Janis Khalid leek nod neolithic pistol
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>>5097483
breasts are so disgusting I wish all women just got a mastectomy
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>>5097483
Did you write this and think, "this is good." Or was it, "I think this story would appeal to people on 4chan." ?
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gosh anon you're such a loser
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im quite successful actually
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>>5097467
good thred
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only fig oldtons member
BAVI
and
3DWAVI
Your fortune: Outlook good
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inb5 animu weeb crapstorm
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bamto
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I'm making a list of all the things Americans can't do despite being the 'land of the free'
Here is my list so far!
>can't drink until they're 21
>can't have sex until they're 18
>can't eat kinder eggs
What are some other things?
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>>5097163
get raped by muslims that they imported
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>>5097163
jerk off in public :( smh
>land of the free
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what are the odds a dopey european who still plays that faggot game is an anime fag
wow. such surprise. much wow. there isnt 400000000000 carbon copies of "you" out there xD
I'd love to bash your temple in with a hammer. Just to let you know where you stand
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This is my 1th post on (((s4s)))
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How am I doing so far
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You're doing great! Welcome!
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>try to do a nice first post
>post anime
lel
Sry my bad english im an alien
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So long as it's not faggoty penis men
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5096821 get
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Hey that's a pretty cool trick :^)
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how
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>>5097987
Good fore!
Also,magic.
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mfw I see unfunny namefags like 'renko the sex offender' and 'renko's mom' trying to make me a meme
I hope you all understand that cancer isn't coming from me
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wait why are you using a name if you don't want to be a meme?
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>>5096758
Can't be worse than goddamn Yuji Sakai.
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>>5096758
DO NOT STICK THIS SH*T SWAGLORDS ON THE BOARD NOW, RENKO GO AWAY! LOLPOLOOOLLO
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the meme "nothing personnel, kid" is funny because the word "personnel" actually means "employees" or "office staff" so therefore misspelling the word "personal" as "personnel" makes the sentence sound absurd
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>>5096690
I concur
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>>5096959
thanks for replying to my thread
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>>5096690
umm actually "personnel" is the british spelling of "personal" fam
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Meme's
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No. Except for these dubs.
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i hear minion memes are trending but i dunno
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>>5096631
there's a place on the other side of town by my job place that sells 12 small wings for 5.99 and 12 jumbo for 6.99 it's a pretty good deal comes with celery I get that after church on Sunday and come home and let some toast toast while I take off my close and wallet and shit and then go back to the kitchen and get the toast and the wings and use the toast to sop up the extra sauce and dip it in the leftover ranch
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Let's build a new language I named it Novas-Kan it means Golden-Language, I will add the dictionary and rules on the site pastebin
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>>5096419
kek means god
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>>5096419
vi means man
vo means woman
boi means boy
gurl means girl
kum - pronounced "koom" - means person
Id means I
du means you
xim means him
xir means her
et means it
wei means we
nos means us
day means they
add -t or -st at the end of a verb for past tense
add nothing for present/general tense
add -e or -se for future tense
add 's to denote ownership
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>>5096545
dam means them
Bronson Pinchot
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>>5095260
racist
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>>5095272
ummmm he has dark eyes hair and skin he cant b racest sweatheart lullabye