This thread is designed specifically to bring back quality posting to [s4s].
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Your fortune: Good Luck
bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
sticky this
Oh fuck me... why'd you have to come back? Did nobody else take your "I'm a girl pay attention to me" bullshit?
>when someone calls you a virgin in an argument and you're not a virgin
>when you tell someone to suck your cock and they say they're straight
>>5129491
you've never had sex lole
>>5129522
checked
you can't uncheck this mr. doob
this is me in real irl
say something nice to me!
>>5129367
lol boobers
your ears are ears
You are spiritually vapid. You appear to have no soul.
Can we get more
>>5129324
WOAH THAT IS A BIG SIS PLEASE CONTROL HER
>>5129422
Shure get in there!!!
I love poopgirl the most
>>5129296
naah, pronley not, naah, u ONLY post this thread cause u know how much I LOVE her, I LOVE her u dont ! idient dark lord that bullsh*t probly fizzled out real quick since it was all over this board. she had stuff 2 do, dark lord had a job 2 get, & they fell outta communication. lol, idient dark lord
>>5129308
I loved her before you.
>>5129315
no me the moist
Why r they bullies?
>>5129286
WHO BULLY?
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5129303
this crazy redneck trucker that goes by the name "taco kid"
>>5129303
Oh no!
How will Karen get out of this predicament?
K
bootznpantznbootznpantznbootznpantznbootznpantz
>>5129230
le squirm girle
>>5129230
le slutes
>>5129230
le slutes
Is there any kind of post the mods will take action against on this board??
>You must check your #fortune in order to post on this board.
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
>No porn dump threads. Keep that shit on /b/.
>Note: Moderators must check their #fortune as well.
Will probably be forced to post more than one thread about this, just had all the legal issues over and now can talk about it..
>Be me 25
>Working for corrections in Florida.
>Be there for five years growing through ranks.
>Find out from a prisoner that theirs a drug ring going on throughout the prison being brought in by other officers.
>Unsure on how far this goes, I report it.
>Protected by whistle blower program, tell the detective everyone that is involved.
>Find out later that week Warden is in on drug ring and the detective is related to Warden.
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>Get harassed by officers at my house.
>Regular nights include banging on windows, dead cats on roof.
>One day come home to find a decapitated deer (no head, just body.)
>Buy Rottweiler to help protect my home and my family.
>Three years later finally going to court over this but was forced to flee from our home and forced to Texas with other family members.
>Three more years later of resetting my entire life and living now trailer park finally get to settle in court and get 2 million at least..
>Lawyer jumps ship and instead of getting 2 million get 60k. (after the case finished she left her firm to work for the state.)
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>Now since moving to Texas working for security in a gated neighborhood, became chief of security in a matter of months and made my own system.
>One night meth head runs the gate and I chase a 2014 Yukon in a 2009 Honda car.
>Fucker runs himself into a cul-de-sac
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>Turns around and speeds right to me.
>I back up hitting a ditch.
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>I get out of my vehicle, adrenaline pumping through me.
>Fire off my gun 11 times just shitting my pants.(all of the bullets were in the front.)
>Yukon turns off from me and tries to get out of the community before cops get him.
>Still gets caught at the gate trying to leave.
>Officers tell me not to worry, gets numbers of a state trooper who will vouch for me.
>Two weeks later I get a call from the same state trooper telling me I have a warrant out for my arrest. (assault with a deadly weapon)
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>Willingly gave myself up with a $20,000 bond on me.
>Family gets me out by pulling out our last bit of money in savings.
>Find out I am assigned to the judge who is the father of the meth head I shot at.
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>One year later and it looks like I'm going to serve time for doing my job.
Kill me.
>>5129223
Just explain it how it is, as you did here. You don't have another choice really. Life isn't fair, and I'm sorry you got fucked. Perhaps you'll find a way to make it up to this warden guy.
in other words, just b urself my man
Why spend a dollar on a bookmark? Why not use the dollar as a bookmark?
>>5129187
HUMANS FREQUENTLY BELIEVE THAT THE VALUE OF A THING DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL ITS MONETARY VALUE
>>5129187
heh tru... yeh.. yeh tru. im looken up @ ma shelf and seein this stupit little bookmark rug i got as an impulse item years ago... & the wide stitching on the back of it would tend to catch on the pages , potentially compromising their integrity... such a useless piece-a crap. dollar aint really ideal either but any relatively thick paper worx wonders
jack ruselel
Bark!
>>5129107
ebin ruselel 10/10!
New meme:Boobes on glass
>>5129097
i like this meme a LOT. post more.
funny
>>5129097
is she stuck to that? who would ever do such an cruel thing to a defensless anime ;(
I'm killing myself on Friday #wow #whoa
I hope you aren’t serious, but please reconsider your decision.
>>5128961
be sure to wait until after [s4s]'s match in the 4Chan Winter Cup. Catch [s4s] facing /n/ at 19:30 UTC (2:30pm EST) this Friday, February 11th!
>>5129053
where can i watch this guise?
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flube
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