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This thread is designed specifically to bring back quality posting to [s4s].

/thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
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bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like
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sticky this
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Oh fuck me... why'd you have to come back? Did nobody else take your "I'm a girl pay attention to me" bullshit?

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>when someone calls you a virgin in an argument and you're not a virgin
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>when you tell someone to suck your cock and they say they're straight
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>>5129491
you've never had sex lole
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>>5129522
checked

you can't uncheck this mr. doob

this is me in real irl

say something nice to me!
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>>5129367
lol boobers
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your ears are ears
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You are spiritually vapid. You appear to have no soul.

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Can we get more
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>>5129324
WOAH THAT IS A BIG SIS PLEASE CONTROL HER
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>>5129422
Shure get in there!!!

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I love poopgirl the most
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>>5129296
naah, pronley not, naah, u ONLY post this thread cause u know how much I LOVE her, I LOVE her u dont ! idient dark lord that bullsh*t probly fizzled out real quick since it was all over this board. she had stuff 2 do, dark lord had a job 2 get, & they fell outta communication. lol, idient dark lord
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>>5129308
I loved her before you.
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>>5129315
no me the moist

Why r they bullies?
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>>5129286
WHO BULLY?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5129303
this crazy redneck trucker that goes by the name "taco kid"
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>>5129303

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Oh no!
How will Karen get out of this predicament?
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>>5129269
K
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>>5129282
A
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K

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bootznpantznbootznpantznbootznpantznbootznpantz
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>>5129230
le squirm girle
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>>5129230
le slutes
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>>5129230
le slutes

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Is there any kind of post the mods will take action against on this board??
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>You must check your #fortune in order to post on this board.
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
>No porn dump threads. Keep that shit on /b/.
>Note: Moderators must check their #fortune as well.
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>>5129222
trips
>>5129232
4 posts, 0 fortunes checked

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Will probably be forced to post more than one thread about this, just had all the legal issues over and now can talk about it..

>Be me 25
>Working for corrections in Florida.
>Be there for five years growing through ranks.
>Find out from a prisoner that theirs a drug ring going on throughout the prison being brought in by other officers.
>Unsure on how far this goes, I report it.
>Protected by whistle blower program, tell the detective everyone that is involved.
>Find out later that week Warden is in on drug ring and the detective is related to Warden.
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>Get harassed by officers at my house.
>Regular nights include banging on windows, dead cats on roof.
>One day come home to find a decapitated deer (no head, just body.)
>Buy Rottweiler to help protect my home and my family.
>Three years later finally going to court over this but was forced to flee from our home and forced to Texas with other family members.
>Three more years later of resetting my entire life and living now trailer park finally get to settle in court and get 2 million at least..
>Lawyer jumps ship and instead of getting 2 million get 60k. (after the case finished she left her firm to work for the state.)
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>Now since moving to Texas working for security in a gated neighborhood, became chief of security in a matter of months and made my own system.
>One night meth head runs the gate and I chase a 2014 Yukon in a 2009 Honda car.
>Fucker runs himself into a cul-de-sac
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>Turns around and speeds right to me.
>I back up hitting a ditch.
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>I get out of my vehicle, adrenaline pumping through me.
>Fire off my gun 11 times just shitting my pants.(all of the bullets were in the front.)
>Yukon turns off from me and tries to get out of the community before cops get him.
>Still gets caught at the gate trying to leave.
>Officers tell me not to worry, gets numbers of a state trooper who will vouch for me.
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>Two weeks later I get a call from the same state trooper telling me I have a warrant out for my arrest. (assault with a deadly weapon)
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>Willingly gave myself up with a $20,000 bond on me.
>Family gets me out by pulling out our last bit of money in savings.
>Find out I am assigned to the judge who is the father of the meth head I shot at.
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>One year later and it looks like I'm going to serve time for doing my job.

Kill me.
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>>5129223
Just explain it how it is, as you did here. You don't have another choice really. Life isn't fair, and I'm sorry you got fucked. Perhaps you'll find a way to make it up to this warden guy.

in other words, just b urself my man

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Why spend a dollar on a bookmark? Why not use the dollar as a bookmark?
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>>5129187
HUMANS FREQUENTLY BELIEVE THAT THE VALUE OF A THING DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL ITS MONETARY VALUE
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>>5129187
heh tru... yeh.. yeh tru. im looken up @ ma shelf and seein this stupit little bookmark rug i got as an impulse item years ago... & the wide stitching on the back of it would tend to catch on the pages , potentially compromising their integrity... such a useless piece-a crap. dollar aint really ideal either but any relatively thick paper worx wonders

jack ruselel
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Bark!
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>>5129107
ebin ruselel 10/10!

New meme:Boobes on glass
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>>5129097
i like this meme a LOT. post more.
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funny
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>>5129097
is she stuck to that? who would ever do such an cruel thing to a defensless anime ;(

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I'm killing myself on Friday #wow #whoa
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I hope you aren’t serious, but please reconsider your decision.
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>>5128961
be sure to wait until after [s4s]'s match in the 4Chan Winter Cup. Catch [s4s] facing /n/ at 19:30 UTC (2:30pm EST) this Friday, February 11th!
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>>5129053
where can i watch this guise?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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flube
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FLUBE
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Oh man these threads make me smile. They make me shine. Flube brings me happiness and positive thoughts.
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lole many flube

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