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Anonymous
2017-02-20 04:37:32 Post No.5165225
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After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme.
His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes.
Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world.
I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming.
I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is.
This meme is perfect, hands down.
Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted,
blocked from my account, blocked from 4 chan, computer destroyed with a hammer,
and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect,
because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme.
His name is Cool Shirts Guy.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:49:52 Post No.5165246
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im dont like it but please dont destroy my conputer its expensive

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:01:04 Post No.5165255
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>>5165225
Holy shit this is amazing

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>>5165225
the cool shirts guy

Anonymous
2017-02-20 04:03:54 Post No.5165189
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:03:54 Post No. 5165189 [Report] [View this topic]

the girl in front of the teeth girl

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stinky fart thread which stinky 2017-02-20 04:05:22 Post No.5165192
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stinky fart thread which stinky 2017-02-20 04:05:22 Post No.5165192 [Report]

>implying gril is 3d

Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:09:04 Post No.5165200
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>>5165192
:(

Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:09:04 Post No.5165201
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>>5165189
the other girl

᠎ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐⭐
We need more bullies 2017-02-20 02:55:25 Post No.5165052
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We need more bullies ᠎ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 02:55:25 Post No. 5165052 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's weed out the nice posters+ fags.

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 02:57:19 Post No.5165054
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 02:57:19 Post No.5165054 [Report]

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>>5165052
Taco kid is now pro bully????

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:00:40 Post No.5165058
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>>5165054
He was always pro you're mom!

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:00:59 Post No.5165059
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>>5165052
Taco-kun, you should better stop this now or I'll report you to the mods.

Anonymous
2017-02-20 02:05:27 Post No.5164970
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:05:27 Post No. 5164970 [Report] [View this topic]

>i grow up
>i have happy life
>i have nice parents
>i'm an only child but im always happy
>i have many friends and i'm doing well in school, i'm best in my class
>until i'm 8
>my parents die
>i am adopted by mean parents
>my mean parents try to kill me by taking me to a warzone
>i survive but witness death
>i get bad grades in school bc my parents dont appreiciate my education
>i get bullied
>i lose my friends and get attacked and raped
>i almost shoot up the school and i get expelled
>i get cancer and ptsd and crippling depression
>i almost hang myself
>i am now 18
>i have failed
>i've done drugs for two years
>my parents are back but half dead
>i survive cancer
>i make friends with my bullies
>i still do drugs
>i stop doing drugs but the effects dont ware off
>my life is happy, i have a job
> i retire at 22
>i become a weirdo and a neckbeard
>i am still loved, and have 6 friends
>i will never recover and constantly repeat my first words
>"woow"

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:16:10 Post No.5164982
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>I think about him every day
>I was only going out for a walk
>It was a nice sunny day
>I could smell another dogs piss
>I pissed on the same spot
>I heard something strange
>It wasn't owner
>I see movement
>Strangeman.jpg
>Owners not worried
>Nice man comes close
>He strokes my head
>happydog.gif
>omg what is this
>Owner feels pity for nice man
>Owner gives him one of my biscuits
>omg omg omg
>Nice man says sit
>sitdowngoodboy.jpg
>Nice man gives me a biscuit
>Omg nice man touched my deek
>Owner very angry now
>Then I hear it
>WOOW

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>i have a real happy life on my second chapter of my life, that last life i had was the first chapter of my infinite, immortal, endless and eternal life
>i am the true dank memer
>i have memed my entire life
>i notice a picture of me saying "woow" in my past life chapter was noticed by many people, i am happy
>i go to an art gallery
>i look at the best works of art
>i see a picture of me
>"wow, that is a picture of me" i say
>i am a living me
>lel
>and may i tell you all an important message
>WOOW

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:26:07 Post No.5164996
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>>5164970
>>5164982
>>5164989
Those are all cool stories but who are you quoting?

Anonymous
2017-02-20 01:19:24 Post No.5164889
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 01:19:24 Post No. 5164889 [Report] [View this topic]

Good day kind sirs

I am a well educated atheist, international PUA and fedora connoisseur.

My fellow redditors inform me this is a nice board, much akin to my beloved reddit.

Why don't you have flair though? I think 4chan should have flair and the site needs to be modernised. It's not 1998 any more hahah

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 01:22:11 Post No.5164893
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>>5164889
We have a special way flairing our posts. We just put our avatars on the file uploader and post it everytime. You however need to have multiple versions of your avatar because you can post them only once per thread.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 01:26:47 Post No.5164902
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>>5164893
stupid animeposter

Anonymous 2017-02-20 01:27:08 Post No.5164904
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>>5164889
You realize these reddit stereotypes are from like 2005?

Great job on your outdated memes faggot.

Anonymous
2017-02-20 12:49:20 Post No.5164860
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 12:49:20 Post No. 5164860 [Report] [View this topic]

mommy mommy mommy i love you so much is it okay to snuggle together mommy yes of course my sweet little anon your my sweet little boy and mommy loves you very much thanks mommy i love you too what a good boy my little anon is yes mommy hey mommy can i suckle why of course anon thats what sweet boys do so of course you can thanks mommy i love you r yummy milkies mmmmmm yes drink up thats a good boy and makes mama feel good too oh my how adorable hes falling asleep my sweet little anon so precious dont worry anon its okay to go to sleep im right here to preotect you rest my child mmmf mmmmyyyy i wuvv youuu..... i know anon i love you too

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 12:51:27 Post No.5164863
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 12:55:34 Post No.5164867
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>>5164863
im sorry daddy it hurts so much i want to go back

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:59:17 Post No. 5164692 [Report] [View this topic]

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i don't like this board

Anonymous 2017-02-20 10:07:35 Post No.5164698
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my dad is hot and has big ol' low hangers

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this is bad board

Anonymous
2017-02-20 08:14:13 Post No.5164613
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:14:13 Post No. 5164613 [Report] [View this topic]

fortune thread

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:40:35 Post No.5164633
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Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous 2017-02-20 09:35:58 Post No.5164673
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c:

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:03:42 Post No.5165368
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>>5164633
checking these page 10 dubs

swaglord
᠎ 2017-02-20 07:57:28 Post No.5164587
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᠎ swaglord 2017-02-20 07:57:28 Post No. 5164587 [Report] [View this topic]

᠎this is nice board

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:12:08 Post No.5164609
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It is believed that the soul contains elements of both yin and yang. The yin is the kui, or demon part, and the yang is the shen, or spirit part. When death occurs, the kui should return to earth, and the shen to the grave or family shrine. If a ghost is neglected, it will become a kui. The shen, or ancestral spirit watches over its descendants, and can bring good fortune if properly worshipped.[14]

Hungry ghosts are different from the ghosts of Chinese traditions, which all people are believed to become after death. According to the Buddha Dharma, there are three main groups of hungry ghosts: those with no wealth, those with a little and those with a lot.[1] Those with no wealth are broken into three groups: the torch or flaming mouths, in which food and drink become flames; the needle mouths, whose throats are so tiny that food cannot pass through; and the vile mouths, whose mouths are so decomposed and smelly that they cannot ingest anything. The ghosts with a little wealth are able to eat small amounts. The ghosts with great wealth also have three subgroups: the ghosts of sacrifices, who live off sacrifices offered by humans and are similar to spirits described in China; the ghosts of losses, who live off lost objects from the human world; and the ghosts of great powers, like yakshas and rakshasas, who are the powerful rulers of ghosts. The ghosts of sacrifices and losses sometimes suffer from hunger and thirst, whereas the ghosts of great powers have pleasures close to those of divine beings. Among hungry ghosts, however, most have little or no wealth and are extremely hungry.

Sixteen hungry ghosts are said to live in hell or in a region of hell. Unlike other hell dwellers, they can leave hell and wander. They look through garbage and human waste on the outskirts of human cities. They are said to be invisible during the daylight hours but visible at night.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:58:06 Post No.5164640
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>>5164587
Only a boy replies to these kind of threads

le imposter Sir Hissington 2017-02-20 09:10:56 Post No.5164654
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>>5164587
W R O N G

Anonymous
2017-02-20 07:46:15 Post No.5164564
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:46:15 Post No. 5164564 [Report] [View this topic]

Add me on starcraft if you want to get annihilated.
Nodoka#1178

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:48:23 Post No.5164568
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>>5164564
sorry but i dont play rts games

csgo me scrub

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>>5164568
If I'm gonna play steam then it's gonna be dota. Sry missed l*be connection maybe next life.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 08:31:27 Post No.5164623
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nodoka is a slute

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 07:27:05 Post No. 5164528 [Report] [View this topic]

Saving the planet starts with killing yourself.

Thank You.

~~Your fortune: Very Bad Luck~~

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>>5164528

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 07:35:19 Post No.5164545
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-02-20 07:35:19 Post No.5164545 [Report]

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>>5164545
>4545

small child
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Watermelon Pop Tarts small child 2017-02-20 06:31:40 Post No. 5164385 [Report] [View this topic]

Watermelon Pop Tarts

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:36:58 Post No.5164393
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Nigga Tarts

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>>5164393
nogtarts

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snek court lolol

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:15:17 Post No. 5164328 [Report] [View this topic]

I'll never get sticky

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:16:48 Post No.5164331
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Not with that attitude you won't.
~~Probably not with a better attitude either. Better luck next time, kid.~~

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>You will never be hired by 4chan
>You will never be friends with 4chan
>You will never hug Moot or Hiro
>You will never be the little girl.

It hurts to live fam.

Your fortune: Godly Luck