*blocks your path*
u-um..i'll just go the other w-way..
*cocks your path*
>>5183290
>posting nsfw on a family friendly board
le pig shig
STATS:
5'8"
135LB
5 INCHES
BROWN HAIR 1'
BLUE EYES
NOW WHERE ARE THE WOMEN THAT WANT TO DATE ME
>>5182674
is that a gril or a boi?
>>5182674
Me:
6'1" (thank god)
175LB
7 inches
brown hair 4'
blue eyes
hey I'm like a more attractive you
>>5182697
hi thats rude to say
I want LSD
i think theres a research chemical still legal which is it
I did lsd in the woods once and crossed a bridge and saw the planks float away it was weird then i passed out in a field for half an hour laughing
imagine if everyone on the planet took LSD at the same time
what are you wearing today s4s?
My birthday suit
>>5183855
Happy birthday
>>5183852
white tee
blue sweetpants
socks and sandals
thats it
a picture of a nice healthy celery snack
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Enjoy.
Praise Jesus or be fisted
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1LS2eGc1g
>>5183697
good snacj please may i have
best dbz game or best game
>>5183641
shoot, i only owned 2nd and first. maybe i buy 3rd one if it on psnetwork for ps3.
>>5183649
it's not. ps3 has 1 and 3 in an hd collection though with different music than the originals.
Best DBZ game would have to be the one where you get fisted in the ass by Jesus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1LS2eGc1g
How was church today, [s4s]?
I'm actually a Buddhist so I don't go to church.
Church was very interesting, I got fisted by Jesus himself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1LS2eGc1g
never been
fuck its cold
is it really though
>>5183535
yes
wat are you talking about my body is burning a hole through my bed as we speak actually that might be the aids nevermind
am i still banned???? ; _ ;
>>5183518
im sorry do you want a hug
>>5183524
yes please. I was banned on every board the other day for discussing taboo topics ; - ; I think I made it out alive. A huggu would be greatly appreciated
super AMAZINg protip simply visit http://www.4chan.org/banned to discover the status of your ban
hi
>>5183468
hello how are you
>>5183472
do you like coffee
>>5183473
i like cumbian coffee and i take it black yes and you
anime
>>5183334
dumb animeposter
>>5183339
don't bully me or my friends!
>>5183341
That was fast
>>5183254
i do a lot of ruff sex with you're mom
Greetings from beautiful Niagara Falls
>>5183191
Pls don't play bideo games
>>5183219
y not?
>>5183191
thats not fuggin niagar falls u dumbo thats frigin stickworld!!
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. But is liking traps gay?
No.
That concludes this episode.
Rate, comment and subscribe. Also buy tickets to my shitty tour thing with a mythbuster
Yes.
>>5183121ur a faget
Let us consider the farmer who makes his straw hat his
sweetheart; or the old woman who makes a floor lamp her son;
or the young woman who has set herself the task of scraping
her shadow off a wall....
Let us consider the old woman who wore smoked cows’
tongues for shoes and walked a meadow gathering cow chips
in her apron; or a mirror grown dark with age that was given
to a blind man who spent his nights looking into it, which
saddened his mother, that her son should be so lost in
vanity....
Let us consider the man who fried roses for his dinner,
whose kitchen smelled like a burning rose garden; or the man
who disguised himself as a moth and ate his overcoat, and for
dessert served himself a chilled fedora....
Let us consider the girl who grew radiant pink hair but dyed it black to avoid attention, or the hunter who despised the hunt, and considered his ire a victory over evil, or the man who built a theater for a giant and exceedingly wise white parrot to teach mankind about the nature of the soul, but never opened the gates because the bird spent all day inside and sometimes never even went outside at all...
>>5183142
Lightning. It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect. It only destroys
>>5183161
karl lagerfeld ruins labels