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*slaps your ass*

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the bongo lady

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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Will compupers, ever be able to, multiply,
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
times
999999999999989999.889999999999999999999999999999
without blowing up?

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>be me
>be in eighth grade
>be in middle school play 6-8th grade
>my character goes on briefly near the end for a pretty big song and dance number
>We've been performing the show for a few weeks now after practicing for months
>Large show
>big
>lots of people in it
>Directer knows her shit
>I play a royalty free prince charming
>My crush, really nice girl, plays cinderella
>Meaning I have to be her prince in this show
>anyway
>Its wednesday
>the last wednesday of the show
>third to last performance
>we're both in eighth grade, meaning that this is our last year at this schpol
>this show is how we'll be remembered by the kindergarten - 7th graders
>so
>Every performance before we go out for our song and dance
>every time
>she acts all nervous saying she has to pee
>usually we laugh it off and I end up telling her something like "you're just nervous"
>This is the second to last song in the show
>she cant go use the restroom in her costume
>Anyway
>its wednesday
>We're about to go on
>im sitting with a friend whos also in the number backstage
>my crush's entrance is a bit before mine
>she turns around while im sitting down with my bud
>"anon" she says
> she said something else but i didn't hear it
>she turns back around and I figure it wasn't important
>I wait for my que, come out, all is well
>i come out
>my crush is looking nervous, like she's about to cry
>I give her a sympathetic smile not sure of what happened
>shes fumbling with her lines
>i wonder if she's sick
>(its january, everyone has the flu)
>so i keep on
>but then
>for the dance
>im crossing the stage
> i nearly slip
<on my way back i spot a puddle
>"why is there a puddle?" Im thinking
>but then it glints
>its a yellow mf puddle
>I think i figured out what she was trying to say backstage
>come to think of it, her mouth matched up pretty well with " i have to pee so bad"
>during the bow she doesnt come out for our bow
>she runs up next to me says i have to do it myself
>i fucking kill the bow
>i am godly

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taking my steak without salt or seasoning for a week and i want to tell everybody

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its over pepe

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stop watching coitus and playing with your coitus organ

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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I've just been on /pol/, it's less nice board on earth. All those frogs, rudeposting and nazis... brrr i'm still scared. Can you esfores nicepost a bit under this post? only until i stop crying

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I bought you a present s4s :3

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hav u evr been bullied bay gorls?

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Ses