What does Hitler point at?
>>5196567
I think he is laughing at my so close dubs.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
his great grandson
>>5196571
It seems like the mustache gene is recessive
i need feminism because i had to stop hanging out with a male friend because he stole my dirty socks and i think he masturbated in them :(
i don't think feminism is going to stop that
>>5196216
then who WILL????
i have been violated by a creep this is not ok
You should sew his ass! Unforgivable!
T I C C
L A R D A S S
Fap is Nice.
Nice
nice one anon
*gives u a piece of cheese*
Thank you birb.
Your a cool borb.
>>5195622
thanks buddy
*consumes the cheese and converts it to poop*
this thread made me smile
i HATE smiling
>worst nightmare: having children
>creampie fetish
>absolutely hate condoms
>too scurred to get a vasectomy
>you'll never had sex anyway
mfw i dont know who im quote
>>5195522
quote those double dubs
>checked
I like to think condoms are millions of smaller hands stroking my duck while I penetrate a vajania
>>5195522
>22
Whom are you quote? As I understand it vasectomy is reversible and minor surgery. Why not go for it so you don't have to worry? Also, know what kind of birth control your partner uses before you fuck anyone and use condoms whenever you don't know someone well.
*blocks your path*
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
>>5195262
nerf this lole
Ask the eng. to build a brigde.
thats
is a BOI
A N G E R Y
You guys are preordering this, right?
Day one edition so I don't have to BUY THE DLC AFTERWARDS
>>5195240
if u like :^)
>>5195248
yes pls
We need more.
>>5195209
lowkey depressed
>>5195854
only nice plox
>>5195854
It's ok anon. You probably won't see this at this point but if you do then I hope you feel better.
*gives dick a succ*
Wow, why do I love this?
>>5194310
MACARONI
LINK IS FUCKING ALPHA IS NOT A HOMO
DELETE THIS NOW
Finnish memes are best :D
>>5189155
Spöllöllö :DDDD
>>5189155
Nice dubs
>>5189155
oh wow I got the dubs
swaglord sticky now :DDDDDDDDDD
Japanese dog jumping through EIGHT hoops!
>>5188888
Nice quints doggo
>>5188888
first
>>5188888
Eights confirm
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Rules:
squeeze my little nuts
i cut off my own little nuts. haha
>>5196647
did you grow little tits?
from the hormone imbalance?
did you hear about the snapchat murders?
two girls snapped footage of a suspicious man following them while hiking in delphi indiana
they then went missing and were later found dead
police also have audio of the mans voice, presumably taken from a victims phone, where he says 'down the hill'
pretty unsettling stuff :(
So can Renko account for his whereabouts that day?I'm only kidding
>>5196602
not really something to joke about...
Fuck i think thats my uncle