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>>5283863
Let me think about this one

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>>5283863
Who's that guy on the far left?

>>5283863
the guy in black he looks way too edgy

>>5283821
>wake up at the hallway
>someone put a blanket on me, milfy must actually love me!
>make my way to kitchen while grasping the blanket
>"m-morning honey, thanks for the blanket"
>"what fucking blanket? get your ass ready you need to drop kid at the school and go to work!"
>"o-oh ok"
>eat a quick meal and change to work clothes
>"hey daughter you ready for school?"
>".. yep"
>"oh, good ill meet you at the car ill say goodbye to mommy first"
>"whatever"
>go to kitchen to kiss milfy goodbye
>"what the fuck are you still doing here, get going!"
>"oh i just thought a goodbye kiss would be.."
>"a what? goodbye kiss? hahaha, Pablo come here you gotta hear this"
>"what the fuck you want? i was resting"
>"anon just asked me for a goodbye kiss"
>".. You're sad pendejo, and you're an awful person for using this fool"
>"hey someones gotta raise the kid, i don't got time for that shit and maids cost money"
>"How do you live with yourself homes?"
>"i-ill be going to work now, see you my love"
>"i ain't your love"
>get my suitcase and head to the car
>"so you ready for school?"
>"yep"
>"cool, cool... mind if i turn on the radio?"
>"it's your car"
>turn on the radio
>depache mode - shake the disease comes on
>hold back tears as i focus on driving
>"Please pull yourself together, it will be embarrassing to be dropped off by a crying man"
>"s-sorry honey, daddy just got something in his eyes"
>"... hang in there dad"
>drop daughter off at school
>go to work, milfy comes to meet me in the lobby
>"About time you showed up, how fucking long does it take to drop off one kid?"
>"s-sorry boss, ill try to be faster next time"
>"you better, now get to your desk i don't have time to scold your dumbass"
>"ok boss"
>head to desk, turn on my work PC
>start typing the days work
>boss heads over again
>"anon heres some work i don't have time to do, you don't mind doing them right? good now get to it im meeting Pablo at lunch"
>wait for her to leave and cry on my keyboard

>>5283821
>>5283824
who are you quoting?

>>5283824
>eat some lunch from the vending machine
>start finishing up days work
>phone rings, its milfy calling
>"hey anon, me and Pablo are going to take the rest of the day off, go pick up daughter after work, stop it Pablo im on the phone, hahaha you fox!, anyway don't forget to pick up daughter!"
>"sure honey, i love you"
>she hung up on me without answering
>check the clock, finish up the work i can and start preparing to go pick up daughter
>"hey anon whats up? heard you're dating the boss now days, you lucky dog, how are things going between you two, she giving you enough rest?"
>"y-yeah, things are going real great between us, im just about to go head to pick up our daughter"
>"that's big of you man, can't say i could raise another mans kid as my own, good for you anon"
>"y-yeah thats me"
>"hehe well ill see you tomorrow, maybe we can catch lunch"
>"ill see what i can do, the boss is keeping me pretty busy"
>"hehe i bet *wink* see ya anon"
>"see ya Fred"
>head to my car, start driving to the school
>drive in front of the school to pick up daughter
>daughter is there waiting with a group of her friends
>"my ride is here, ill see you guys tomorrow"
>"is that your new dad?"
>"he's not my dad, hes my moms new boyfriend"
>the friends whisper something and start snickering
>daughter comes to the car red faced
>"hi daughter, so what was the funny joke you guys shared?"
>"just drive!"
>start heading to home
>"so.. how was school?"
>"it was ok"
>"thats good to hear, learn anything new?"
>daughter doesn't answer anything and just looks out the window
>park infront of the house, daughter darts to the house before me
>get my suitcase and go inside
>hear laughing from the living room, milfy is drinking with Pablo
>"how was school honey?"
>"my friends made fun of me because you made that loser come pick me up!"
>"hey hes a free ride don't complain"
>"whatever im going to my room"
>go to the kitchen and eat some hotpockets
>go sleep in the couch in the quest room

>>5283668

post lewds

>>5283688
lewd (and by extention, rude) dubs

>>5283668
>tfw no bury pink friend

thorazine and blood oranges

>>5283499
>>5283511
Epin doobs

>>5283540

Thanks bro, check these ones though

>>5283361
*smacks the shit out of the cade*

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>>5283368
wow thanks. now she looks like this

>>5283368
*fugs youre butte*
>>5283377
*cheggs youre dubbs*

>>5283288
>88
nice dubs
sleep tite pizze

>>5283288
Night Mr pizza

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>>5283299
>99
Lepidubtera
nice

took me less than 3 seconds to hide your thread tbh

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whoops

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Lole

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>>5283174
Say it again.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>5283174
say it again
*fugs youre butte*

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A
Leppo

no we dont actually care about being funny or laughing we're here to shitpost you dumb faggot god how new r u even LOLE this is board for mentally ill people not funny people :DD

nice dubs

i love the witch!

why this girl has eggs in her panties? \


xDDD

you look like a bi-polar 12 year old

is that why you act out?

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>>5282879
Dude, you're getting a dell!

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>>5282881
wont a pride-colored keybored make me way more hip doe

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when you fall asleep in the sun with your dick out

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you know what they say about la croix drinkers right?

>>5282826
Dirty sugary baguette water

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

try new software granpa

>>5282820
is that a fried lobstere

why

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>>5282820

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>>5282820
I'm literally shaking

>>5282761
middle aged women with eye makeup / mascara running down their face from their tears after they leave a local bar feeling rejected kicks me right the heart

that and something like a kid dropping her ice cream or the stuffed animal bunny she got for her birthday getting lost or destroyed

you know

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mostly stuff
and sometimes things

Namefag reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>another swastika
make something new

>>5282693
good advice

be the change you want to see in the world

gravity of sympathetic energies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMS5_oNS8E

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I want someone in my life to be nice to

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>>5282724
You already have that special someone

...yourself.