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Have you taken the nicepill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The nicepill was founded in 1999 by me, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, nicepills are the way of the future.
Pic related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the real deal.

Anonymous 2017-04-14 12:45:53 Post No.5314338
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nice shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some niceshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Nice shit

120 days of brap
2017-04-14 12:37:20 Post No.5314308
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120 days of brap 2017-04-14 12:37:20 Post No. 5314308 [Report] [View this topic]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 12:41:03 Post No.5314322
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s4s is shit 2017-04-14 11:20:29 Post No.5314165
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s4s is shit Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:20:29 Post No. 5314165 [Report] [View this topic]

every single thread on this board is utter shit and you all should be ashamed of having such a low quality board and board culture. you really are the bottom of 4 chan. a bloody disgrace.

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:22:15 Post No.5314167
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This is why [s4s] hates us.
Pls be nice.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:31:23 Post No.5314174
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>>5314167
that and your poor sense of aesthetics when it comes to cartoons

Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:34:22 Post No.5314177
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>>5314165
But I like you /jp/!

Your fortune: Outlook good

Renko
2017-04-14 09:54:12 Post No.5314068
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Renko 2017-04-14 09:54:12 Post No. 5314068 [Report] [View this topic]

This is a picture of yuyuko eating the smol touhou

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:28:22 Post No.5314172
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>>5314068
/jp/ you really start getting annoying

Renko 2017-04-14 11:34:11 Post No.5314176
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>>5314172
Fig I've been here for years

Anonymous 2017-04-14 11:45:17 Post No.5314195
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>>5314176
I don't care, get the fuck out you stupid cunt. No one likes you here. Not even you.
You're an ugly piece of trash with pedophile tendencies. Nobody would miss you if you died, so you should really hurry up and put an end to your miserable life. Feeding the
necrophagous is the only purpose of your existence.
Become dust. Kill yourself.

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HATE PARTY 2017-04-14 08:31:42 Post No.5313990
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HATE PARTY Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:31:42 Post No. 5313990 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys and gals, it's time to let it all out and make your own HIERARCHICAL HATE LIST.

From most hated to least hated. Repeated numbers mean equal hatred.

0. ISIS
0. Spy agencies and the police state
1. Feminists who believe in "revenge against men as equality"
1. White supremacists
1. Men's rights activists
1. Russia
2. Black supremacists
2. Transwomen
2. Right-wing USA
3. Male feminists who condescendingly praise women
3. Imageboard culture
4. Gay men
4. Lesbians
4. Right-wing UK
5. Transmen
6. Attractive women
7. Egalitarians who tolerate misandry from female feminists
8. Women with low self-esteem
9. Misanthropes
10. Asian supremacists
??. You

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:34:16 Post No.5313992
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>>5313990
Weak, could of added better things.

Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:39:21 Post No.5313998
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Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:39:21 Post No.5313998 [Report]

Then make your own, guacamole dip shit.

Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:40:07 Post No.5314000
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>>5313998
Got better things to do.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:19:26 Post No. 5313977 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me what it means

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:23:53 Post No.5313979
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clowns pelvis two wasps

Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:28:14 Post No.5313984
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Anonymous 2017-04-14 08:28:14 Post No.5313984 [Report]

It's hip to bee square!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww&index=17&list=LLZisP2oL1QIKZyPohACvkRg

Anonymous 2017-04-14 10:11:11 Post No.5314092
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>>5313977

it-its boned say ten spermed

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 07:53:09 Post No. 5313953 [Report] [View this topic]

I'LL *smack* MAKE *smack* YOU*smack* UNDERSTAND *smack* WHY *smack* I'M *smack* DOING *smack* THIS *smack* DYKE *smack* BITCH! *smack*

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 12:21:33 Post No.5314256
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bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like

Anonymous 2017-04-14 12:22:47 Post No.5314258
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>>5313953
i wanna fug reis cute little butt with my smol little benis :DD
if only that ugly orange splotch wasnt in the way

Anonymous 2017-04-14 12:23:16 Post No.5314259
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>>5314256
>he doesn't bump nice threads

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/egg/ - Egg Gestation General 2017-04-14 05:12:22 Post No.5313801
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/egg/ - Egg Gestation General Anonymous 2017-04-14 05:12:22 Post No. 5313801 [Report] [View this topic]

In this ITT, we post girls stuffing their panties with eggs and the best ways to avoid rudefigs from breaking your egg!

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 05:17:34 Post No.5313808
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>>5313801
the idea of breaking a girls egg is terrible but beautiful
i would love to watch her whimper squirm as a strong man squeezes her egg and she begs him to stop
a man dominating a woman's egg really highlights the dichotomy between male and female

Anonymous 2017-04-14 09:56:41 Post No.5314071
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>>5313808
For some reason I now have a carrot in my panties next to my eggs

Anonymous 2017-04-14 02:59:17 Post No.5314691
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>>5314071
egg breaking is known to be highly erotic

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 04:59:38 Post No. 5313774 [Report] [View this topic]

Kind words about my cat please

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 05:00:58 Post No.5313780
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looks like my cade

i like my cade

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Anonymous 2017-04-14 09:29:11 Post No.5314049
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he is alive
that's nice

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2017-04-13 11:39:54 Post No.5313144
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Anonymous 2017-04-13 11:39:54 Post No. 5313144 [Report] [View this topic]

I'll be honest, I really really REALLY want to fuck Megumin. I want to rail her against a wall while not letting her feet touch the ground. I want to do things so lewd to her that I'd be given a life sentence in a maximum security prison just for typing them. Does this make me a pedophile? I suppose, but it's something I just wanted to get off my chest.

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>>5313144
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

Anonymous 2017-04-13 11:43:20 Post No.5313156
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There are very few things that you can get arrested for typing. Not too long ago I typed some loli guro stories in the first person and never got arrested for them.

Go ahead, give it a shot. I wanna hear some of this filth.