SES GENERAL
>>5342939
that would be $9.99 plusses
>>5343155
wanna see those 2 anons have gay buttsex
I know they're twins, but that's it. Why do I keep hearing about these guys? Their hideous faces are kind of hypnotic.
>>5342924
this
>Rothschild, a bow and arrow in the Bogdanovs
>Contact with aliens
>Have the ability like psycho
>Iron is a fair fist to control France
>Castles and banks around the world
>Lineal descendants of the ancient royal family
>It takes away the first city of Mars (Bogdangrad becomes the first city)
>99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth owned
>The first designer's baby is probably Bogdanoff's baby
>Both brothers said that they have 215 + IQ, but the intelligence on the earth is Tibetan monastery and area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell about the two angels descending to the earth and will bring the era of enlightenment and technological progress that has never been before
>I own a nanobot R & D lab around the world
>You will have Bogbon in you now
>Bogdanov regularly contacts the archangels Michael and Gabriel to send the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who set up a meeting with the highest commander of the Pope and Orthodox Church (the first meeting of two organizations for over 1000 years) and literally a trip to the former leader's first Antarctica literally in Wilks' Bogdanov bunker land?
>They learned fluent French within a week
>The state leaves the gold reserves to the twins. Ft has no money. Knox, the only Fort. Bogdanov
>Twins are about 70 years ago from the fundamental human spatiotemporal reference point accepted from society at the present moment
>Actually, it exists beyond the era that exists in all the space-time from the Big Bang to the end of the universe. I do not yet understand their ultimate plan. I hope they are benevolent.
don't get too aHEAD of yourself!
>>5342920
lol
Your fortune: Bad Luck
is this real life
>>5343349
no is fantasy
A
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if you don't reply to this post everything will be OK
k
*fortune*
Your fortune: Godly Luck
i dont mynd
>>5342852
are you sure ?
Your fortune: Good Luck
name a better album
{spoiler}Pro tip: there is a no chance you can {spoiler}
Spicy Tuna Roll by DJ Skrollex
>>5342819
false, salmon is better
Anything japanese xD
le duck
>>5342683
Meme explain
>>5342755
Quack?
>>5342755
dubs :^)
I want to fucking die
>>5342644
..............doubles...............
>>5342644
I wanna h*cking check those dubs.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
you shouldn't go alone
This thread is for discussion of "the new religion"
Should be coming out soon. I predict around 2020, but that's based on a hunch.
Features of the new religion:
- it's probably going to be global
- it will be very comfy and nice (probably)
- there may be a eugenics element to it
- it will probably feel just right for each individual who practices it (meaning that each individual's way of practicing/observing the new religion will be different, but perfect for the individual
- it will probably be something like monotheism, except that it's the worship of a specific archetype or ideal
- it will be based on reason, facts, evidence; science will be an integral part "the method of science; the aim of religion"
- it will probably show up first in California
- California will split off from the United States and become an island
As you can see this is all speculation. Feel free to correct me on anything if you know I'm wrong.
Some questions:
- how will we recognize the new religion?
- what will be some of its symbols and rituals?
NOPE
>>5342614
dumb frogposter
Life is an infinite competition. This new religion seems to me like a lobby for those not interested in competition to schmooze.
You could call it mediocrity, you could call it enlightenment; you pick the files to download. What I find is that kindness with no edge behind the cloak is misnomered weakness.
Still,
kindposters > horseposters
JEALOUSY
TURNING SAINTS INTO DECIET
>>5342613
SOMEBODY TOLD ME
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
cowe
>>5342611
UNCHECKED DUBS
IM SORRY COWE WE LET YOU DOWNS
>>5342658
GO CHECK YOURSELF
So I've been cumming in my roomate's girlfriend's body wash bottle becuase they are annoying as fuck to me. For like to months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good, hard shake.
He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it.
Problem is, I'm greek, and they are white as fuck.
What are the chances that I'm a dad?
>>5342511
I would say highly unlikely.
Even assuming the sperm could survive in a bodywash liquid I doubt merely having some damaged sperm rubbed on the outside of the vagoo would make girl pregnant.
So, rest easy and just wait for the kid. Unless he looks just like you then no reason to worry. If he does you probably still stay quiet lol...
did you ever stop to think that maybe potentially knocking up the person annoying the fuck out of you wasn't a good idea
nevermind i'm sure you didn't
Ebin
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5342320
Ebin
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5342322
ebin dubs
ebin thread
Everybody looks good when they're dressed like Keksandra!
Panty looks good!
/c/ looks good!
Wifey /int/ looks good!
>>5341944
yis. naice doob. chaiked!
i;ll tear you to pieces young boy.
here you go bro