Should I eat it friends?!
>>5364394
What kind of egg is that?
put it up your butt
>>5364395
a friend egg : - )
IM TIRED
I usually get horny when I'm tired.
Maybe you just need a blowjob, that'll knock you right out.
I know! I can give you one! C'mon, it'll just be between us bros. No gay shit.
Wearisome, fellow traveler? tell me... is that river still raging in your mind? How can we sleep when the torrent never ends
sleep tight cade!
STUPID *smack* CUNT *smack* BITCH!!! *smack* NOBODY *smack* LIKES *smack* YOU!!! *smack* YOU *smack* DESERVE *smack* NOTHING!!!! *smack*
This is NOT a daily dose
the /qa/ girl
>>5364313
i wanna sniffe pumbkin butte
>>5364054
if only.....
if only X,(
>tfw no snail
HELLO S4S
i know you are experts on anime here, not like the /a/utists on /a/ so please tell me, what animu should i be watching this spring season?
to get a little bit of my taste, here is picture of best girl of winter season
She is not the best girle of winter season but she has a very sniffable butte.
Remember, a series is only worth watching if there are some quality buttes in it.
>>5364015
what show has the best buttes in it then?
>>5364010
lol just watch normal shows you weeb pedo loser
All I want is to direct. All I want is to write. All I want is to get my story out there where I know it should be:
Scipio "Huskus" Kane is a 30-year-old former slave cotton picker sent to the strange future of 1995 by a freak sweet tea accident. Due to selective breeding by whitey he is a giant of a man, and quickly dominates the b-ball "field", as he calls it, and becomes the first "blacsketballer", as he calls it, to enter the NJCAA, much to whitey's chagrin and despite never having scored any b-ball goals. His team is slow to take to him at first, with constant light ribbing and cat calls, but with win after win they get to thinking "this here nigger might just take us to the championship" (cut to a white person thinking intently while rubbing chin).
Through the magic of being good at a sport, Huskus slowly converts his team of "haters", as he calls them, into full on believers! Son of the local grand dragon, Johnny "KKK" Johnson even kisses a negro girl at the school's annual segregated dance-off as part of a complex breakdance of his own invention. "I owe it all to you, Huskus!" - Johnny. Unfortunately his father, enraged upon hearing the news, concocts a zany plan that involves luring Johnny and the negro girl back to his place with promises of Huskus' b-ballery having changed his mind about racism wholesale, and all three are later found as corpses in the charred remnants of his house. However, this is only mentioned in the movie once on the back of a newspaper during the diner scene, because we won't have time to actually address the subplot this is a long movie already and we don't have the budget maybe if it's a real hit we can do "Huskus to the Future 2: What Ever Happened to Johnny" but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>5363961
Anyway, so over time Huskus befriends Jimmy "Blue Eye" Granger, a young whitey from a wheat farming family that has worked the fields hard; him and Huskus trade countless boring stories about how awful manual labor is and the practicality of having a dedicated slave race. As their beautiful friendship grows, they make their way to the championship, winning against various teams such as the South Carolina Community College "Shuck 'n' Jives", the Alabama Trade Union "Spirituals", and the Louisiana Middle School "Black on Black Violence", all whose names have appropriated Huskus' culture in some way, and needless to say eventually he has had enough and goes insane with rage, wiping out the entire Mississippi Elementary School "Niggers" in the bloodiest attack the state has ever seen since all those lynchings. Luckily, Huskus is able to charm the governor with a field song, a dance, and some negro cotton magic, which leads to his pardon and invitation to the Governor's Ball. The invitation is respectfully declined by Huskus - "I don't need no bigshot white man to tell me how to have fun" (cut to barn party).
>>5363963
After a multitude of similar incidents, each played off skillfully by Huskus, they have finally made it: The Championship! All they have do to is best the Kansas City Intercollegiate "Drive-Bys" and they, The Georgia LGBT Club "Race-Mixers" (having, due to Huskus' influence, long since changed their club and name from the "KKK" and "Lynchers" respectively) will be the NJCAA champs. In all the glitz and glamour of his profession and stardom, however, Huskus has fallen into the wrong scene - the jazz scene. His heroin addiction quickly starts to take its toll on him, and he is often seen playing with a fresh needle sticking out of his arm, which leads to many personal fauls and a new rule about "improvised weaponry" in the NJCAA rule books.
It's the night before the "big game", as Huskus calls it, and excitement is in the air. The team is holding its pre-game drinking contest, and it's one of the best they've ever had. Huskus had earlier been talking about how the "Drive-By" is an important ritual in his culture, and so victory is assured. But, Jimmy asks, after a failed kegstand, "where's Huskus?" Cue the bathroom door creaking open, and a shot of Huskus slumped on the toilet seat with a froth of spittle on his mouth and multiple needles sticking out of various appendages. "Oh my god, he visited the jazz club again!" Jimmy yells, and rushes over to Huskus, who is now incoherently bubbling about obscure time signatures. Jimmy tries to rip the needles out, but it's too late, Huskus has b'd his last ball. Hugging his friend, Jimmy weeps "why, Huskus, why?"
"I just wanted to be a hoop dream and score a goal, like my people never done".
>>5363966
These are Huskus' final words, and the improvised burial immediately following is a solemn occasion, indeed. Standing up from the roadside ditch, Johnny wonders "how will we beat the team and win at sports now?"
Cut to the start of the big game. The Kansas City coach has shot himself, and half the team won't play. "Huskus wouldn't want us to play without him, and also the coach I guess" is their sad refrain. Jimmy does his best to rally his fellow team mates, but nothing is working, and each play is another reminder of their impending loss. We reach the bottom of the fifth, and final, inning, with the score at 11 to 21, one of the highest scoring games in the history of the NJCAA. At this point almost the entire team has given up, leaving just Jimmy alone on the court, trying his best. He looks at the clock, with only 10^16 femtoseconds remaining, Jimmy hears Huskus in his head "You gotta do it for me, whitey".
The members of the opposing team are, at this point, just standing there and taunting Jimmy, so, catching them off guard, he punches the one with the ball while the ref isn't looking, and immediately runs backwards past his goal and off the court. "This one's for you, Huskus! I'm getting the basket-goal you always wanted to get!", Johnny yells as he shoots from the double-your-entire-score line. The entire world is watching, whether it be the audience in the SportsDome Hi-Fi Durex Arena; people enjoying the casual pick-up game on their TV from the comfort of their home; or 5th dimension super-psychics via mind-visualization from vivid radio-wave interpretations of the scene; everyone is tuning in, and time seems to freeze in that moment as the ball hangs in the air for five minutes due to freak wind gusts, then finally drops perfectly through the goal ring.
When are we getting a new amphibian?
It's all the same frog dipshit
You frogposters are so dumb
>>5363949
>a toad is a frog
>>5363945
how could you get rid of froggie posting???
Totoko's Pizzeria, how may I help you?
>>5363838
I'll have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
>>5363841
Here you go, that will be 10 dragon coins
>>5363838
One large person with extra people, please!
DANCES THRED
NO AMINES
PLS
>>5363675
good luck op
amidoinitrite? lole
EVERY
BODY
DANCE
NOW
dpg asccident
reminder to update all your cirnos to tan cirno
I haven't done so because I am lazy but this is a remember
aa?
reported for not tagging triggers
thats how my dad died
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i am butt a delicate flowre
>>5363499
Im good, try.
HEY SON HOW YOU'RE DOING?
IT ONLY HURTS A LOT MOM!
ghhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvtAJG0mBo
r8 my snek
jej
>>5363544
good dubs
as for the snek, i think that snek is actually a roostere
>colbert walks on stage
>one of the hamplanets in his audience lets loose a ferocious amount of flatulence that causes the seats in the vicinity to rumble and emit a noise similar to a stampede of elephants
>colbert takes a moment to process what had just happened before regaining his train of thought
>So uh... You guys aren't going to believe this one.
>the audience members lean in to ensure they do not miss a single word
>Apparently...
>colbert paces towards the camera with both hands concealed in his pockets
>Apparently I've been turned into a meme.
>faint discussion can be heard in the audience before the group begins giggling in unison
>Yes, that's right, a meme. On the dark armpit of the internet, 4chan.
>the audience collectively boos and yells obscenities loud enough for the studio microphones to pick up every word, the booing continues for several minutes until it devolves into ape-like shrieking as they begin to slam their arms against their seats and jump up and down
>the large audience members begin dismantling the seats and constructing huts with them
>they journey into the audience to gather food and mates, killing the lesser men and carrying the women to their huts
>before long, tribes have been formed and a new generation of audience members has been born
>in time, the tribes become villages and eventually nations
>the audience nations have formed their own languages based on parental knowledge of colbert, they speak to each other in varying angry twists of "DONALD TRUMP"; the more complex the variation, the more complex the word
>colbert stands motionless as he watches the nations evolve
>after hundreds of wars, the audience members achieve technology advanced enough to ascend them to another dimension
>they join together and chant "BLONNALL AAXLUMMMFFFF" as they are whisked away to another plane of existence
>colbert smirks and looks into the camera
>Well, I guess that about sums it up!
Who else loves these fresh hot /tv/ memes? Can't get enough of that memey goodness!
Who r u quoting?
>>5363394
who are you quoting?
doggo drag butte
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>5363348
i itche my doges butte myself
>>5363366
nice dubdubs bro :^)
lol scoot scoot
>>5363272
but I thought kuma was anti pedo guy
>>5363272
why is spurdo carrying a babi
>>5363277
nice dubs