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Anonymous
2017-05-02 09:23:44 Post No.5372030
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:23:44 Post No. 5372030 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Post pics that are literally you IRL

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:24:05 Post No.5372032
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>>5372030
LOL it's mot XD

Johnathan Fedora 2017-05-02 09:25:07 Post No.5372035
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rate my selfie

⭐¤⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐¤⭐ 2017-05-02 09:30:17 Post No.5372052
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Anonymous
2017-05-02 09:22:03 Post No.5372019
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:22:03 Post No. 5372019 [Report] [View this topic]

CAN'T

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STUMP

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THE TRUMP

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard
2017-05-02 09:03:55 Post No.5371983
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard 2017-05-02 09:03:55 Post No. 5371983 [Report] [View this topic]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:06:08 Post No.5371987
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:06:08 Post No.5371987 [Report]

Cock. Black. Big.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:06:15 Post No.5371988
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

Anonymous 2017-05-02 09:22:22 Post No.5372022
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>>5371983
Why is specifying the temperature of the tea more important than whether you want milk or sugar? He should first have said "hot", so the machine can get the water boiling. Then "earl grey" - this is more efficient because the machine will know he doesn't want to drink an actual member of the aristocracy lol it's obviously tea so saying "earl grey" combines the two voice commands into one. Then he can say "one sugar" because it's best to add the sugar to your tea before you cool it down with milk and then finally you can say "no milk". There's no need to say "please" because a drinks machine has no feelings, so I think that sets a bad precedent for treatment of other non-organic lifeforms like Data, so I would add "please" just to be safe.

a/u/tist
2017-05-02 08:22:31 Post No.5371913
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a/u/tist 2017-05-02 08:22:31 Post No. 5371913 [Report] [View this topic]

its not wrong if its two girls

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:23:12 Post No.5371915
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yea

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>>5371913
YOU PANSY! WHY ARENT U WEARIN PANTIES!

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2017-05-02 08:12:02 Post No.5371877
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:12:02 Post No. 5371877 [Report] [View this topic]

the wilk mitch

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:13:53 Post No.5371881
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:13:53 Post No.5371881 [Report]

Good double.

Anonymous 2017-05-02 08:16:51 Post No.5371892
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>>5371881
thank you for checking my dubs that was very thoughtful of you

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#fortune 2017-05-02 07:42:40 Post No.5371775
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#fortune Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:42:40 Post No. 5371775 [Report] [View this topic]

le [s4s] renaissance starts NOW

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:43:07 Post No.5371777
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>>5371775
wtff

Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:44:12 Post No.5371781
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>>5371777
incredulous trips

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>>5371777
nice digits, friend

Anonymous
2017-05-02 06:59:31 Post No.5371664
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:59:31 Post No. 5371664 [Report] [View this topic]

When do you browse /s4s/?

I exclusively browse /s4s/ when I am taking a shit, anyone do the same thing?

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? 2017-05-02 07:00:15 Post No.5371668
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? 2017-05-02 07:00:15 Post No.5371668 [Report]

in the morning, in the evening, late at night, at dusk, at dawn, when it's raining, when it's sunny, when it's snowing, that one time it was hailing, a few times i was in a plane, once i farted, you get it

Swegman 2017-05-02 07:00:59 Post No.5371670
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>>5371664
I brows [s4s] when I'm sucuba ddiving in space

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 2017-05-02 07:15:07 Post No.5371704
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When I wake up, I eat, during classes, before going to bed, but mostly when brushing my teeth.
Should I post my teeth ?

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2017-05-02 06:16:46 Post No.5371532
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:16:46 Post No. 5371532 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey atheists. If god doesn't exist, how come the world is flat?

Check mate.

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:17:21 Post No.5371533
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How can your feelings be real if anime isn't real

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god does exists

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:18:15 Post No.5371540
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it got hit really hard by an asteroid when it was still molten

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2017-05-02 06:11:29 Post No.5371513
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:11:29 Post No. 5371513 [Report] [View this topic]

bread cubed

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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le monstre from under your shoe 2017-05-02 06:13:11 Post No.5371516
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>>5371513
only agedfigs will member

Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:26:39 Post No.5371570
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wowe

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did science go too far?

le monstre from under your shoe
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le monstre from under your shoe 2017-05-02 06:10:33 Post No. 5371511 [Report] [View this topic]

thank you for choosing skylanes air tonight
last one to clap gets to stay on my aircraft

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 06:13:44 Post No.5371520
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i knew this was a fallout 4 screenshot just because of that dress lol

le monstre from under your shoe 2017-05-02 06:30:17 Post No.5371582
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>>5371520
ur a smart guy

? 2017-05-02 06:37:47 Post No.5371601
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>>5371582
maybe, or maybe i've just played fallout 4 for almost 500 hours

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How to continue?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:17:21 Post No.5371344
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:17:21 Post No.5371344 [Report]

Having multiple wifes

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:18:14 Post No.5371347
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>>5371344
Meh, too colloquial

Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:21:38 Post No.5371355
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 05:21:38 Post No.5371355 [Report]

paying a large black man to have sex with your wife while you watch

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:09:17 Post No. 5371153 [Report] [View this topic]

So one of the things research shows about college-age women and college-age men is that women are more likely to use their partner's pleasure as a yardstick of their own satisfaction. So they'll say he was satisfied, so I'm satisfied, whereas men are more likely - not all men, but men are more likely to use their own satisfaction as a measure of their satisfaction.

That does not change when girls go into relationships with other girls. They're still very concerned about their partner's pleasure, so no surprise - girls are much more likely to have orgasms when they're in same-sex relationships or same-sex encounters.

And what they would say to me were things like - that they felt they could go off the script. And once they got to go off that script of what everybody was telling them - what the culture was telling them about what sex was supposed to be like, they were freer to create their own experience that felt good to them.

And I think that that's something - you know, whether a person has a same-sex encounter or never has a same-sex encounter, it's something that that can teach the rest of us.

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sensual satisfaction is der scare ghost xD

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:08:44 Post No. 5371149 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw i will never be as retarded as the average [s4s] user

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:09:14 Post No.5371152
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>>5371149
is that a challenge?

Can't be a weeb because half Japanese 2017-05-02 04:09:18 Post No.5371154
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reborted

Anonymous 2017-05-02 04:11:02 Post No.5371158
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who are you quoting?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:45:48 Post No. 5370941 [Report] [View this topic]

>Ayo [s4s] nigga. Let's go get smoked with tha squad.
What do?

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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:48:06 Post No.5370946
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Anonymous 2017-05-02 01:48:06 Post No.5370946 [Report]

no
and speak english ho

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Obviously I go get smoked with the squad

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>>5370941
anime?
ANIME????
ANIIIMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....

this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
grr.... heehhhh... grrrarrr... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAaaaahhhhh.....

grgrggrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOO PLEASE NO PLSNO PLS PLS NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CANT HAPPPENNNIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??AAAAAAAAA CALL AND AMBULANCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEeeeeeehhhh...................... ehhhhheeeeEEEAAAAaaaa....

haaaaa.... heeeeeeeeeeehhh..................*pant* aaaahhhhh.......... aaaaaaaaaahhhh.... aaaaaa..............

ggrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO NONONONOON UWHYWHYWHYWHY WHY WHY NONONONONONO WHY HAS GOD FORESAKEN US!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAARARARRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOONOOO NO