As Tsubasa consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.
the food girl
>>5381392
dem's dose snackigs
the food girl
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>>5381033
/bant/
Earl
Its time to choose
Your fortune: Outlook good
which one lets me get my dick sucked the most
>>5381031
spirit and then have a big spirit waifu to take care of and love as she grows more powerful
>>5381047
i can't tell if that made me ascend beyond reality, or descend below rocks
my reaction was completly original, and no image can compare to how i felt
This is nice board
>>5380278
I hope Beary Ebil wins!
lets go berry nice!! (:
>>5380285
That's not necessarily nice you know.
this is the ideal male body
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
stop posting this
>>5380185
this
hey is that eliza or ciara
Dancing all the way to page 10
>>5379376
I don't think so...
Catalog view bitch!
No
O
Bumping all the way to page 1
swaglord sticky this new rule
*Meow*
>>5378329
>>5378325
*Frumple*
SNEK COURT
ball python
>>5374595
lol
posting real cult memes to make the posers leave
this triggers the cuckold. how long will you suckle at the teats of the fat cats, hoping for a dibble of milk to eek from their mangled nipples?
you think you're trolling right now but i bet secretly in your head you really need this to feel validated and think people are genuinely getting triggered on a shitposting board and that feeling of accomplishment you get from misinterpreting peoples half hearted jokes as being triggered is preventing your suicide for another night
>>5383090
buttbothered much?
>>5383077
Implying i'm not a fat cat.
I'd rather not suffer a life of suckling the teats of a dear leader hoping for a dribble of milk to become available on store shelves.
Are you satisfied with your life?
Do you find that much pleasure in what you do?
Living how you are.
Knowing you only have one chance to live. Knowing that once you die it's over.
There is one single chance to actually take actions as a form of life, and you are wasting it.
>Are you satisfied with your life?
Am i satisfied being a 27 yr old fuck up who moved back in with my parents because I was too naive to understand just because I'm employed doesn't mean I'm doing well?
No, no I am not.
>Do you find that much pleasure in what you do?
What pleasure? I work two waiter gigs when I can all while hoping to get through the respiratory therapy program at my local community college.
Sleep is a luxury anymore.
>Living how you are.
Not in the slightest. I'm fed, I'm watered, I'm sheltered, but I'm not content with myself.
>Knowing you only have one chance to live. Knowing that once you die it's over.
Sometimes I wish was one of those incorrigible, myopic cretins that only know how to breed and complain for handouts. What is stopping me now? Maybe that fact I've already committed the past 2 years into something that may not even be a fruitful endeavor. Maybe I already am and can't recognize it. Either way, saying "I tried" isn't for me.
>>5383130
thank you
how can this anime stay so smug?
>>5382936
2HU LIKE BURG
>>5382936
reminder
>>5382969
But wend is communist burgers
It's wrong to lust for children. I'm surprised you needed to be reminded of this.
if you think santa clause is real and the terminator was the governor of california you should probably stay out of the way while serious men are trying to do serious work
bump
gee mister
let's get something straight. to those whom don't enjoy the sight of egg, this will not begin a new /b porn filled board. it's just an opportunity for quality shitposting and will be over in a few days. if you don't like it, might i suggest /bant/ as a temporary retreat?
>>5382632
What are you talking about?
>>5382632
There is no egg, just Megumin!
>>5382643
*Meggumin
Let this thread be a reminder to everyone, that pedophilia is one of the most abhorrent crimes a person could commit. Encouraging it is just as bad as committing the act itself, please be mindful with what you post
>>5382562
Men do not reach their highest level of physical attractiveness to women until their 20s, or later for some. This is a biological mechanism which allows men (the selectors of our species) to select the youngest, presumably healthiest women to carry their children. This is not gender inequality. It is evolutionary science. Say what you will - it is not 'scummy' for a 25 year old man to desire sex with a 13 year old girl. If he is a normal, straight male, he is neurologically hard-wired to want this. This does not make him an evil scumbag. 13 year old girls are softer, thinner, smaller, tighter, and more feminine than older women - even girls in their late teens. What makes a man evil is when he uses said 13 year old only for his sexual desires while allowing her to fall in love with him only to be kicked to the curb when he finds an exclusive partner or a more interesting plaything.
I could go on, but I will leave you with this question: Is it wrong for a 13 year old girl to want to have sex with a 25 year old man?
>>5382568
Let's just settle with 14, okay?