the food girl
I'm so confused by so much in this world. I feel small and am afraid
inb4 small penis man who never had sex
what a cute girl
I really wanna suck some cock....Help me out, please?..
>>5394014
You like dick eh?
Should I post dick?
go to the cock store and pick up a nice cock
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Well I got you. If you could handle it of course.
Summon the one they refer to as "CTS". I wish to pleasure myself to their body & genitals. DO IT NOW.
*waits*
how about if we cuddle and i make you cum?
>>5394142
Perhaps.... Only if CTS doesn't show in the next 5 minutes.
girls: be careful with your eggs!
>A 17-year-old girl sold more than 20 of her eggs to black-market middlemen, and the illegal surgery nearly cost her her life.
>On Wednesday, the two middlemen, surnamed Deng and Lai, were sentenced to 12 and 10 months in prison, respectively, and fined a total of 8,000 yuan ($1,160), reported Party newspaper Guangzhou Daily.
>In June 2016, the 17-year-old girl, whom the report identifies by a pseudonym, Ah Lin, heard from a friend that selling her eggs could potentially be lucrative. That same friend later introduced her to Lai, and the two agreed on a price of 15,000 yuan for Ah Lin to undergo the procedure.
>Lai and his partner, Deng, assured Ah Lin that the surgery was safe, and after Ah Lin passed a physical exam in September she was put on intravenous drips for more than 10 days. According to a police investigation, the solution flowing into her body was meant to stimulate ovulation, but it also caused serious harm.
>On Oct. 6, Ah Lin was taken to a house in an unknown location to undergo the surgery. There were five other girls at the house with her. On the second day, Ah Lin had difficulty breathing and vomited while connected to the IV drip. She went to the emergency room, where doctors discovered the surgery had damaged her ovaries to such an extent that her uterus had to be removed in order to save her life.
http://www.sixthtone.com/news/1000105/emergency-hysterectomy-for-teenage-victim-of-illegal-egg-harvest
I'm quoting Wang Lianzhang
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5393547
She tried to use her eggs to make a quick buck and now she'll never have an egg in her panties again.
>>5393555
wew trip
>>5393555
These are sad trips
Me over right. :(
Cheated on test.
>>5393509
>Renko
but thats more of a Taco Kid kind of post........... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>5393578
DANG! i thought i was on to something............ o well
cute animes
bump because i wish these animes were my gf's
i wish i had a kawaii anim gf btw
>>5394067
lol
lol
bump btw
L
Thoughts?
>>5392269
Well, whatever helps breaks her out of her cyclically recursive memory loop of self hate and panic.
I'll have a talk with her about birth control after. :^)
Nice, but has some artifacting. Let me get that for you.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Introducing
numank industries
>>5389501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmO7D_O629g
>>5389545
o D*mmmmm i had some Chali queued up for Mank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB1VkwBWlhI
yea so wat yeaaaa its corny so what
chorus's dope i maintain the chorus is dope get bent
299 crabe cakes and 3 icee pops
--ATTENTION--
<<We are currently undergoing maintenance. The crabe cakes will be on hiatus for 2 day(s) and will return on May 12th. We apologize for this inconvenience.
Sincerely,
The Crabe Cake Association>>
>>5389148
remove icee pops
>>5389148
NO
don't go
CAN U PLEASEEEEEE TAKE MY KNOT? I HAVENT HAD ANY FLICKI FLICKI FOR MONTHS!!!
>>5393851
sorry I'm gay
>>5393851
Only if you vore me afterwards.
Knot me daddy <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
the pee girl
>>5393396
Sometimes, girls can't hold it in anymore and they have to let it all out! This is perfectly normal, and judging them for that would be tasteless, if not cruel.
>>5393400
Meesa like pee girl
>>5393400
WOW I NEVER SAW IT LIKE THAT BEFORE.
Dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5394379
>>5394381
heres how it done desu
>>5394379
>>5394381
>>5394385
let me show you faggots how it's done
i have masturbated four times today for a total of seven hours.
are you a grill
>>5394035 hot
>>5394049
girls cant masturbate
The Boogieman
>>5393857
The Juice Man.
>>5393857
The Juice God.
>>5393857
you're rinestone eyes are like factries far away......