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Anonymous
2017-05-12 08:51:22 Post No.5395645
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 08:51:22 Post No. 5395645 [Report] [View this topic]

pie in the sky

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 08:54:08 Post No.5395653
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dude nobody makes strawberry pies, they don't exist

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>>5395653
U WANNA RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN PACO?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 09:03:24 Post No.5395675
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>>5395656
Ice Station Muchacho

Anonymous
2017-05-12 06:25:02 Post No.5395370
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:25:02 Post No. 5395370 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you feel safe here anon?

Do You feel C O M F Y?

is it nice? hahaha it seems fun, and nice

Do you ever feel that urge though? that urge to maybe peek around some of the dark corners, find out what that incessant whining sound is

look under the little crevices and holes and shadows, glance inside and find some truly wonderful little things yes

Do you wanna see something cool?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:27:08 Post No.5395376
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>>5395370
anoooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:41:05 Post No.5395413
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please dont hurt me :(

i never asked for this. I never asked for any of this. I just want to go back home and have everyone be alive

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:38:14 Post No.5395270
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:38:14 Post No. 5395270 [Report] [View this topic]

you've angered him. all i can say is that this encounter isnt going to end well. good luck... you're going to need it

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:53:03 Post No.5395288
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O shit, wat do we do

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:53:17 Post No.5395289
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>>5395270
Can't we talk this out?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 06:09:53 Post No.5395316
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>>5395289
his quarrel with you is... beyond words. the only way for him to quell his seething rage is to release his anger physically. Rationality has left him.

Anonymous
2017-05-12 05:32:44 Post No.5395259
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:32:44 Post No. 5395259 [Report] [View this topic]

If you were a high school girl, would you go to school with no panties on? Would you position your skirt in such a way that makes it so your bare ass touches against the dirty chair that a bunch of other students have sat on? Just imagine sitting your bare ass to that chair right after taking a shit without ever having to worry about underwear.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:41:20 Post No.5395274
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>>5395259
I'd wear a long skirt and leggings if I were a girl.

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>>5395274
Long?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:49:50 Post No.5395283
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sometimes i wear panty sometimes i don

Anonymous
2017-05-12 03:49:13 Post No.5395140
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:49:13 Post No. 5395140 [Report] [View this topic]

Who's a dirty dog?
I'm a dirty dog.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:49:43 Post No.5395143
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>>5395140
You think you can let me in the house?
Guess again. I'll get dirt in there...

Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:50:34 Post No.5395145
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>>5395143
Can't touch me with that water-hose.
Can't put shampoo on my fur.

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>>5395145
Just a nasty dumb fucking animal
I'm in your house, I'm in your wife's blouse.

Dirty Dirty Dog for a Dirty Dirty Man.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:08:15 Post No. 5395055 [Report] [View this topic]

>a dumb /s4s/ meme about a Turkish cupcake evolves into full-blow riot roleplaying and prison sentences
The internet is a strange place, isn't it?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:09:23 Post No.5395057
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>>5395055
luckily we have dubs (nice) to keep us sane

Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:10:02 Post No.5395058
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:10:02 Post No.5395058 [Report]

Nice waste of dubs, faggot

Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:12:46 Post No.5395066
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>>5395058
wow rude pls apologize

Anonymous
2017-05-12 02:21:38 Post No.5394987
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:21:38 Post No. 5394987 [Report] [View this topic]

anon-chan come to bed with me already

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:22:55 Post No.5394992
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>>5394987
Ok, after the game though

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:23:52 Post No.5394994
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>>5394992
SPORT?

new mot 2017-05-12 02:25:52 Post No.5394997
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>>5394987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-pFp44RYTw

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2017-05-12 01:39:14 Post No.5394905
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:39:14 Post No. 5394905 [Report] [View this topic]

rate my IRL wife

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:42:34 Post No.5394909
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strong armpit game

Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:45:44 Post No.5394914
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>>5394909
Damn straight
~~why is there no art of her please kill me~~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:53:39 Post No.5394927
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Requesting thread be armpit thread

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:37:14 Post No. 5394900 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me the endgame.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:46:15 Post No.5395032
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>>5394900
for you, my friend, it's the mcdoubles

Yuji Sakai 2017-05-12 02:52:47 Post No.5395039
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>>5394900

Anonymous 2017-05-12 03:30:33 Post No.5395104
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>be me in criminology class
>we're learning how to break free from a criminal who has taken us hostage
>teacher tells us to get a partner and act this out
>it has to be boy and girl
>i partner with this random girl
>the teacher tells all the boys to use elemers glue and glue our dicks, representing the hostages, to the girl's bare foot, representng the criminal, and break free
>i glue my dick to my partner's foot
>everyone breaks free easily, but i'm struggling
>everyone is staring
>a student reveals he replaced the elmers glue i used with idustrial glue as a prank
>we have to order a solvent from russia, which takes 3 weeks to arrive
>mfw my dick is stuck to this girl's sweaty and smelly bare foot, with my dick getting stomped on with every step she takes
>solvent finally arrives
>we use it
>the same person who replaced the glue reveals that he replaced the solvent with a special military glue strengthener as a prank
>to this day, i never got my dick unstuck from this girl's foot

Anonymous
Invert General 2017-05-12 12:51:00 Post No.5394788
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Invert General Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:51:00 Post No. 5394788 [Report] [View this topic]

Queen Edition

This is the invertebrate general. If you have any questions about invertebrates, want to look into owning one or more, or want to simply discuss them, this is the thread to do so, whether its

>Tarantulas and other spiders
>Myriapods
>Mollusks
>Crustaceans
>Insects
>Or anything without a backbone

Feel free to post it.

old thread >>2363817 →

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:51:27 Post No.5394790
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Got three orchid mantis today, and with my two thistle I'm taking care of five now. A little intimidated, and the orchid nymphs are suicidal and keep falling. Not sure what to do about it.

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>test tubes arriving tomorrow
>rain tomorrow night
>nuptial flights everywhere
>no plans for the weekend

I'm getting me some queens if it's the last fucking thing I do.

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>spot a Camponotus alate
>go anting the next day
>catch half a dozen queens
feels good man

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:19:02 Post No. 5394736 [Report] [View this topic]

porn bad no masturbate "fapping" is not a good thing to do also

thanks

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:28:52 Post No.5394748
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>fall for nofap meme
>don't touch my willy for a whole month
>my libedo goes away
>literally no drive to watch anime or do anything fun

Don't do nofap, it literally saps you of your humanity, you need sexual release.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:40:23 Post No.5394764
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regular orgasm reduces your chances of getting prostate cancer by quite a lot and i can't afford to pay OP's mom to drain my nuts every day even tho she works cheap

Anonymous 2017-05-12 12:43:00 Post No.5394769
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>>5394736
This is what I think also!

Thank you *so* much for posting this thread, so that I could agree with it, lole. :^)

Anonymous
2017-05-11 11:00:39 Post No.5394574
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Anonymous 2017-05-11 11:00:39 Post No. 5394574 [Report] [View this topic]

Go back to /a/ faggots. No one likes you. You're not clever or funny.

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Anime thread?
Anime thread

Dumb ̶c̶̶a̶̶t̶ bird poster ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2017-05-11 11:03:19 Post No.5394579
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>>5394574
Who is this semono demono

Anonymous 2017-05-11 11:04:16 Post No.5394581
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>>5394574
That woman is so beautiful. It's a shame she is an evil mastermind that seeks world domination so one day I will inevitably have to fight her to the death.

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Anonymous 2017-05-11 10:32:15 Post No. 5394510 [Report] [View this topic]

Yeahhh-uhhhhh we got an order of Lipton peach iced tea for uhhhh, "anon"? Yeah, anon of s4s. Just sign there & uhh, yeah, we'll leave 'em with ya.

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Anonymous 2017-05-11 10:33:23 Post No.5394513
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>>5394510
AHAHAHAHA i lichen ur thread :]

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>>5394513
So yeah, you signin'? I leave these with you? C'mon buddy, I got teas to deliver over here!

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>>5394551
Yes yes ×scrim-scribbel× ~anonne~ thanks ppreciate it

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Anonymous 2017-05-11 08:50:01 Post No. 5394160 [Report] [View this topic]

BLALALALALA!!!

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EEehhhhh??? Never breasts before? And you're HOW?! J-Jeez! Ha! W-Well, we'd fix that! Just close eyes and

BOING!

HA HA! You should face!!! J-Jeez!! Just sacks on chest!! Really excite?! G-Get look this! Bounce! Jiggle jiggle! Squeeze, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right! Honk! Take the time! Heck, s-suck! I know~! Just be careful my nipples! Whyyyyyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you vagina! Pervert! W-W-Well! Might as well! P-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, think? Ragin' 'rection pants! HA HA HA! Y-Y-You're such anon! I-I-I-I first one! L-L-Look wet! Jeezums! Never seen before! You're doing to me, you! Make girl hot! Lordy! Christ stick! Some responsibility! Much easier to cram! I'm leaking! P-p-p-plug up RIGHT NOW!