Pepe shall never die.
dumb frogposter can't get dubs LOLE
>>5502876
dumb frogposter can't get dubs LOLE
>>5502867
ima get a dub for you bud
I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for four hours
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as ****, she sounded like sarah palin.
The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.
At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the **** out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.
Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.
You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
cool story bro
You can't really blame her for not wanting to look at you and no I don't think you will find any girl that would want to look at you , if they do look at you you're probably going to make him sick or something
>>5502718
cringe
one hot and fresh pizza coming right up!
>>5502594
Ur boobies are gonna absorb the heat, get em off of there!
>>5502594
I'd like to order one paizuri plz
>>5502594
Do i have to pay a tip for the boobies?
I love
little girls
they make me feel so good
Reported to the fib you sick fuck
>>5501383
this. enjoy juvie, asshole.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
wtf i hate 3dpd now
>>5501161
>>5501164
this die
is it weird to fap to this?
Kinda
>>5499630
I hope you get arrested for this
ITS BLUE
BLUE
BLUE
COBALT BLUE
shitpost incoming my friendos, lets do our rain dance to make it get here faster
insha'allah my brothers
>>5493017
what upppp thanks you for stopp by, you are a bit early so their arent many friendos yet, but we will have lots of people soon
passin' through!
lol...........................
>>5474888
What a great pass thru! Such numbers!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5474888
>888
nice!
>>5474888
passin' through fanart
new weekly peek leaked lol
>>5503837
Good Peek.
>>5503837
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The girl who saved [s4s]
>>5503501
hahaha reverse image search comes up with
'female' and nothing else
generic as fuck
>>5503501
She saved my kokoro from what I would have done to it. Thanks cute anime girl!
(these aren't just generic answers they are how I truly feel <3 ! /.)
>>5503504
you know, I never thought about basing my entire opinion about a person on the google search terms that come up when i reverse image search them. But I am going to start doing that from now on.
ANIME
IS
NO
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>enola gay
>gay
proof that america is gayer than anime
>>5503436
who are you quoting
ENOLA GAY carried the bomb LITTLE BOY.
Just more proof that homosexuality and pedophilia are connected.
brown
cats are brown
>>5503244
Sorry I don't check dubs.
>>5503247
But you did just check them
who will get
>>5555555?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
me
me
>>5503005
Stil a lon wei from der mai dud
anime is faget
>>5502969
truuuuuuu
yes because lift is still generated under the wings next question
ferociously
the cat girl
>>5502965
you posted le that is my're cat LOLE
>>5502975
LOLE
>>5502965
you're not allowed to post that cat because ded
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!