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>Be me
>Be a 17 year old faggot working at a shitty McDonalds.
>Have parents who think your a pothead (and they're right)
>One day forget to hide your pot (I know, I used to be an idiot)
>Have parents find the pot
>Get home from school and in half an hour have to go to work
>Have parents greeting me at the door
>"Anon, we have a few questions"
>Be confused
>Parents bring out pot
>"Anon what is this"
>Realize that your parents don't love you
>I say "I don't know"
>"Anon, don't play dumb"
>I say "I'm not"
>Have parents glare at you
>Respond with "I have to go to work" I know that's the worst response ever, but I had no idea what else to say
>I walk out, and walk to work like normal
>Work is over, and I know I'm fucked
>I walk home
>although I was thinking about what I could say while walking there and home, but I unfortunately can't think of something to say, other than be honest
>Get home
>Have parents glare at me
>"Anon, let us continue our conversation."
>I say "okay"
>"Now, Anon, are you going to be honest?"
>I say "Yes" because I'm not completely brain-dead
>"Anon, is this marijuana"
>I choke
>I respond "yes"
>My parents obviously want to kill me in the most painful way possible
>They tell me "You realize we have to confiscate this"
>I try to stay calm
>I respond "okay"
>"Anon, we'll also have to ground you"
>I'm fine with it
>One week later I buy more weed, without them noticing
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>>5512659
who are you quoting and why are they so gay
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>>5512659
>they dont smoke up with you
lmao your parents are fucking GAY dude
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lole ur parents r total squares hahahahahahaha fuckin nerds
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Please eat me
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getting mixed messages here tbh dunno whats going onn.....
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the greater is the beauty, the profounder is the stain
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食べないよ
yosho
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>>5512520
very nice
please expand on this
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>>5512631
yosho time traveled back to 1999 to stop the spikeman
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>>5512686
what next?
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On a scale of 1-10 how sad is futurama. The episode where fry visits his mom in her dream fucks with me so bad, also his dog. ;-: fuck me man
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the dog waiting for fry and dying of old age really upset me because I like animals a lot more than humans LOLE
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>>5512395
>>5512399
Both pretty sad. I'm really weak when it comes to family matters. Really started to think how sad it must have been for his parents that he just disappeared like that out of the blue with no reason at all but the fact that she wasn't mad or anything just glad that she could talk to him one more time made that episode a little more tear worthy I think.
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>>5512395
That was probably one of the saddest, if not the saddest moment of he whole show. That entire last season was terrible, but the feels in that episode were a glimmering light of the original seasons.
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This is a perfectly normal thread. Please do not post anything strange in this thread. Thank you.
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>>5512315
The problem is, OP, that you probably arent seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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hey its me just a regular guy on the street
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This is a photo of a manila folder. Many people use these folders to store documents of interest. There is nothing strange about this folder. It's just a manila folder.
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is it okay if i find this image saxually arousing?
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Gun.
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>>5512261
i mean yea but its not like you're any more of a hipster derelict than a fully gay person. 'fact i respect them more. they went the full mile. you puss out halfway. no convictions. no commitment. makes me sick
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is it okay if im tired and my jaw hurts and im very confused
AND also haha i would've made breakfast but I forgot my pots and pants. get it thats a dawn of the dead referenc.e cuz that "girl" looks like frannie.
IDONTCARE
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wen u fail life SO HARD t'hat u're are le make multiplel revisions of gif expressing failure
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>>5512249
all that talent... squandered
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>>5512253
thahahahahahah LOLE i tihkn abthdgrcdp htat ebry day LOLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHahahah SQUANDERED TALENT LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOHOHOHAHhah ahah hahah ahaha ahha aha ah
Benevolent conscious flows
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Nice flows #2
Benevolent conscious flows
2017-06-20 01:52:34
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Main characteristics of nice flows:
Benevolence (Goodness, Purity, Perfection, Bliss, Responsibility, Truth, Harmony, Well-being, Gratitude, Compassion, Helping, Healing,...),
Super-conscious (Choosing, Desire, Intelligence, Learning, Memory, Communication, Imagination, Perception,...),
Powerful (Invincible, Eternal, Self-sufficient, Universal, Physical control,...)
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>>5512132
Feels good to be good.
The highest good of All.
The best ideas.
Supreme purity.
Purity all the way.
Pure perfection.
Radiant bliss.
Brave and confident.
Full responsibility.
Always the truth.
The truth is worthy.
Complete harmony.
Living in perfect balance and harmony with all living beings.
Consistent peace.
Making everything better (if possible).
Highest consciousness.
Wisest.
Contemplating all possibilities.
Mental clarity.
Useful and helpful information.
Handling any complexity.
100% safe.
Truly invincible.
True power.
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>>5512336
More nice ideas (+ new):
Feels good to be good.
The highest good of All.
The best ideas.
Supreme purity.
Purity all the way.
+Pure perfection (without errors).
+Radiant and constant bliss.
Brave and confident.
Full responsibility.
+Caring about everything and everyone.
Always the truth.
The truth is worthy.
Complete harmony.
Living in perfect balance and harmony with all living beings.
Consistent peace.
+Beautiful.
Making everything better (if possible).
Highest consciousness.
Wisest.
Contemplating all possibilities.
+Mental clarity, simple as possible.
Useful and helpful information.
Handling any complexity.
+Strong and powerful.
100% safe.
Truly invincible.
True power.
+Versatile and skilled.
+Infinite expansion.
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This guy slaps your ass at a gamestop, what do you do?
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Slap his ass equally as hard next question
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5511788 dubs
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>>5511831
what if u miss tho
Anonymous
Let's see your skill level 2017-06-19 11:04:14 Post No.5511753
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Let's see your skill level
Anonymous
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low tier
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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lole
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>>5511799
lole
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Anonymous
Does Satania have best cheek in anime history? 2017-06-19 10:46:41 Post No.5511716
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Does Satania have best cheek in anime history? 2017-06-19 10:46:41 Post No.5511716
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Does Satania have best cheek in anime history?
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What is this "cheek" ?
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>>5511717
This
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>>5511724
Hm?
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The breast girl
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>>5511582
The Juice Man.
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>>5511582
The Juice God.
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that's p gay
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tets
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>>5511442
sleep ->
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>>5511442
why is this allowed
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>>5511574
demons are playful so create child ambience gymfunset for them to enjoy
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cowe on the front page!
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>>5511346
YES
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what will happen next??
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literally nothing
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>>5511211
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