went to the open mic at the comedy club saturday
got on stage and start to do craps and shit and i scream about shit
pee pee all on the ground and say many explicit gay things about dicks
talk about sesame street big bird is shit and grover rules make sure everyone knows it by force they need to know
i tell them i want to have intercourse with grover because he is a dog and i want to bang dogs
for the closer i tell the audience i want to diddle kids and i love kids shows then i talk about crap and shit some more
get a standing ovation
everyone lines up to talk to me
they appear to be about 12 years old on average but they tell me i'm very ironic and funny and esoteric
the uninitiated wouldn't get it but the intellectuals who frequent this club are very smart so they understand the complex ironic humour
they all begin to masturbate while asking me to return the compliments
i tell them they are all very smart and esoteric and not uninitiated
there is a twist to this story
the """comedy club""" i mentioned
it was actually[s4s]
>>5539057
bump all ICE threads
laff @ all ICE streams
>>5539066
that was a random unrelated image
now it seems like my thread was mocking ice and i feel bad
>>5539072
HA ha ha ha ... mocking ice?
story of his whole damn subreddit
As Kogasa does her morning exercises to limber up her body, she feels a sense of happiness. She is taking things one step at a time as she gradually adjusts to life after her stroke, but unfortunately, no one can see her smile, due to the fact that the stroke left her without basic motor control in the left side of the face.
why is this becoming a thing even
>>5538977 (checked)
Some guy posted it enough
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5538977
!Kogasa poster posts image of Kogasa where her left eye looks kind of droopy
!She already has two different eye colors
!Someone makes post about her having a stroke
!Someone else spams it a few times
!Meanwhile Kogasa has a real stroke
!Pictures are taken of her in her humiliated state and posted here
I had a dream I was fucking this creature last night. Not only was I into but was even caressing her butt and kissing her neck. Then I sang simple man with klaus nomi.
CANNOT make this shit up.
<--
the thing I was fucking
bump
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5538929
Have you seen like five different movies total from the IMDB top 250 and just decided "these films are my personality now"?
ass
Steven Pinker
Post the last image you saw
Steven Pinker
cowe
the cloaked avenger
pige
cowe
Introducing
A non-wet burrito lol
tanned jew honey mustard
>>5538586
LEt me stop you right there, first of all there's no such thing as tanned jews, secondly they wouldn't make a brand of honey mustard even if they did exist, this much we know.
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>>5538500
>>5538729
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>"n-no, you d-didn't see me in c-court. t-thats ridiculous, snakes dont belong in t-there."
>>5538492
Why are pieces of angel hair pasta dripping down that girl's face?
>>5538496
shes half italian on her moms side
>>5538499
>99
Dubs confirm.
let's reflect on our board and discuss its current state
>>5538450
too many shit threads, not enough good ones
>>5538450
ban kogasa
ban traps
remove the lewd
>>5538456
Exact opposite of what this guy said
how the FUCK is this gay?
>>5538421
wearing a dress
100% not gay
>>5538421
how ISN'T it gay?
>>5538421
its not
now please let me suck her large penis
dubs edition
that's.... what the fuck is this
>>5538397
I have goosebumps
I don't think I've ever been this uncomfortable before
LOCATING BETER
. . . . .
bᎬᏆᎬᏒ ᏞᎾᏟᎪᏆᎬᎠ
>>5538338
beter
[B]eter
[B]eter [B]enised
me irl
Im so hungry for sexual pleasure...ah...this will have to do
>>5538289
this blue hair qt is so kawaii
Snapchat even if trap?
jimbow5000
https://youtu.be/PSN-wpiJ0Cw
It's been almost 5 years since that day..... The evening was meant to be spent celebrating Kogasa's graduation from uni, however, fate would prove to be a cruel mistress.... It only lasted a few seconds, but felt like an eternity, the last words that left her mouth are but a faint memory; "Don't worry mother, my internshi-....." The doctor said it was caused by an embolus, an occluded artery in her brain led to the stroke. All those years of studying to make her elderly mother proud withered before her... Kogasa's eyes forever lost the shine they were so well known for, leaving only a barren set windows into her defeated soul.
Today the sky weaps with her once more, the only time she can find solace to let her emotions flow freely. Surrounded only by the thunder and savage gusts of rain, Kogasa feels no cold. Her mind only registers one thing; desolation. It is only on dark stormy nights like these that Kogasa dares to utter words. Clutching her mother's umbrella she looks up into the eye of the storm and whispers.... "g-gud whut d-ded I do wreng? muh onlee premus to muh mum es bruken? Sheh tehs meh nut tu blam muh sef, b-buh hao k-kent ay?.... hur unly d-duhter es ay felier......"
Just like all the countless nights, God did not answer.
I hate you on levels you couldn't even begin to comprehend.
KOGASA DID NOT HAVE A FUCKING STROKE!!!!!!!!!
>>5538178
this, but also when did kogasa even go to uni? there is no university in gensokyo afaik
>>5538178
You should realize kogasaposter is a human and probably realized there's no way to post the same shit every time even though he isn't very funny or creative at least he tries to switch it up. Everyone has feelings after all.
I am drunk and tired and need to be at work in 4 hrs
how do I unf**k my sh*t [s4s]?
5 nicemonye for whoever can answer ;_;
stop trying to supplement the reality you dislike with the one you do otherwise you'll always try to juggle them and neither will be "pure"
or adderall
>>5538100
just call in and tell them you're not in good working condition
slow and steady wins the race