Rawr x3 casts aura how are you flame dashes on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a buff o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're DPS so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it clears maps so fast ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky raizqt likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope raizqt really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy clearspeed~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags shaped strand can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch chisels your map can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and activates a breachstone like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I enfeeble mobs I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some Quicksilver potion unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks Ancestral Warchief mmmm~ so musky drools all over your chaos orbs your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy raizqt hehe puts snout on exalts and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks exalts punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles totem I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your Taste of Hate so good licks pre of your totem salty goodness~ eyes role back and casts Vaal Righteous Fire mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>5551151
>>5551151
Why not post the original instead of this lame variation?
>>5551231
rude
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I've been fapping almost exclusively to the few quality doremi lewds I can find.
>>5550522
>>5550522
lewd dubs
>>5550522
I hope you watched the anime at least
How 2 shitpost?
>>5552401
Take my hand, and we're halfway there!
>>5552401
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty sec sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost". "What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty sec sh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty sec sh*tpost"! がんばって!
>>5552401
be consistent
like Sad Boy
This is a friend thread. Please be nice and friendly please. Thanks you.
Your fortune: Outlook good
don't even think about bullying me or my friends!
Hello frens, pls no bully cus im a frug.
nice thrad frens
This is nice shrimp!
is this a shrimp
>>5552176
Nah, that's a crabbo lole
>>5552176
no thats a squiid
ass
semen
suck
pussy
beaver going somewhere
>>5551656
slowly
>>5551657
beaver
>>5551659
bye
nod flenders
morge
>>5551619
every post is touhou
borns
More often than not we find ourselves tribbling over the smallest of issues trying to find some means of self identification in an otherwise chaotic Reality that functions on a very ordered set of Chaos not yet fully understood.
>>5551559
In these moments of self questioning, we often think that the immediate present validates everything we are, and what we understand.
>>5551563
This is simply not the case.
>>5551564
The world around us, although mostly unseen through our limited perspective is a massive ball of Life that intertwines on a level both microscopically and macroscopically in a cosmic dance that cannot be viewed in the immediate present tense.
I want to meme this memefox right in his memehole
>>5551531
>>5551539
wanna fuque dat wabbitz asze
wan fuque foxe asze
Hey, I just set the groundwork for my political philosophy I've referred to as "Robetism". It has been heavily inspired by the 4chan culture of disparaging "normies".
If needed, heres a google drive link to a short document:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7YJ5ASeC5CFclZkZDBzRjFTLUE
>>5551477
dubs
>>5551477
HOLY SHIT 2 SEVENS DUBS PRAISE KEK MY PHILOSOPHY IS NOW TRUE
kekistan
Comic Sanse
this is some next level memeing and i'm proud to be the first person to post in this legendary and amazing thread
>>5551341
this tbh but i kil myselv bcu second
>>5551341
u lucky bastard
day1
keksandra abuse?? :D
please don't do this
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5550773
this is nice tape
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Le grape girle
grape girle is sad
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le grape ape girle
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
onpu hot
>>5550530
>>5550531
I want 2 fuk
this is [s4s]