this board makes me want to post nice me mes
same
>>5546040
i tried this and the banana just broke apart :/
>>5546622
dubs, nice
smonk broppoli errday
The legend tells that years ago every casino in Las Vegas had a three-piece chicken dinner with a potato and a veggie for $1.79. A standard bet back then was $2, hence when you won a bet you had enough for a chicken dinner.
>>5546000
nice trips
This information resonates with my neurolinguistic telepathology for reasons which are presumably simple but which I do not currently know the precise nature thereof
>>5546000
Your fortune: Average Luck
A meme is basically an idea that is easily transferable from one mind to another. Think "catchphrases." Memes are created when a large group of users come to identify with a particular image or slogan. Their continued [mis]use will bring about the destruction of the universe.
>>5545978
Memes meet all the classification for life forms.
>Homeostasis: Regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state; for example, electrolyte concentration or sweating to reduce temperature.
No sweat. A meme can remain the same unless you store it in a lossy format and don't take rotational velocidensity into account.
>Organization: Being structurally composed of one or more cells — the basic units of life.
"Cell" is a silly circular definition. Consider words, or pixels, instead. Those are the basic units of memes, and are composed in complex patterns to form memes.
>Metabolism: Transformation of energy by converting chemicals and energy into cellular components
Yes. It takes lots of energy to make a meme, and since many memes live on computers, they need to consume electricity to maintain their homeostasis.
>Growth: Maintenance of a higher rate of anabolism than catabolism. A growing organism increases in size in all of its parts
>Warning: You are trying to create an image that is 12000 x 12000 in size (3.2 TB).
>Adaptation: The ability to change over time in response to the environment.
This is exactly what memes are. Damn, son.
>Response to stimuli: A response can take many forms, from the contraction of a unicellular organism to external chemicals, to complex reactions involving all the senses of multicellular organisms.
Memes respond to stimuli by adaption and growth.
>Reproduction: The ability to produce new individual organisms, either asexually from a single parent organism, or sexually from two parent organisms.
Without violating their privacy, I invite you to take a look at the Lel family. Whatever the method of meme reproduction is, they've got it down.
(I'm quoting Wikipedia, by the way).
>>5545985
Yes but do they exist?
Daily reminder that you shouldn't create porn/rude threads in esfores, remember that this is a family-friendly funny-facebook board so please, don't let the red theme of this place fool you, it's just actually a inside ruse to make newfriends think this is not a sophisticated place, haha!
Now that you have read this you can have fun posting here!
But if you really want to post lewd/rude stuff I strongly suggest you to visit other boards more situable for that stuff like reddit and >>>/b/ :^)
t.
>>5545963
Bumping this thread to show newfriends what a thread looks like.
>>5546433
that made me laugh out my nose for a reason
>>5546433
dubs
its bungs birthday
Hi I am very convinced the lady sitting across from me with the MacBook is following me and is government spy. This is probably my last message and if you're reading this right now I'm probably assassinated. XOXO
>>5545953
u ded son
I'm typing this now after she pumped 2 shots into my gut. My shits fucked up fam. She just laughed and said something cold in Russian. I always knew it would be the rooskies who took me out.
XOXO always remember I love you
>>5545953
I recognize that painting because it's rendered by the same person who rendered the paintings at my local hospital
EXTREEEEME
>>5547104
yeah
tastee boy
oh shit waddup
give me all you're the memes or i shoot this whole board ded
hang a nigger
>>5545930
How would you feel if I shewed you a picture of a dead nigger lol classic meme
y-yes
ITT we summon le purple palm tree man
>>5545909
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=386zfdJt8JM
>>5545944
I used to watch Thomas the tank engine when I was a child but I was never able to understand why different trains would have different personalities
>>5545951
Yah, because copyright infringement.
here's your daily weather forecast
today is going to be hot as fug
this has been your daily weather forecast
>>5545906
did that chicken die
>>5545906
Thanks for The Daily. Forecast, Of the wEather?
Coffee. Black.
>>5545899
good double
nice mason jar
>>5545901
ur mom is nice mason jar
>>5545899
I don't think that's black coffee lole
rate my wife /b/ros :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hello/hi
>>5545895
hello/hola
Fortune check...
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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remember that movie called how to makea monster or something bout a video game villian that comes to life and kills the programmers haha that shit was stupid. i like stupid shit like that and ghosts on mars who was that goofy lesbian. you know who was how Dahl from Riddick nobody rly saw that movie but she made my bepis fully rylethian
I'm no competitive eater - just a regular guy, with a serious appetite.
>>5545848