The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
>>5570888
Using big words just for the sake of using them makes you look like a pretentious douche.
Nice triples tho.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>5570888
Trips! Yeah!!!
a nice cake for a nice girl
>>5570699 (dubs)
i see two water bottles in this person's vicinity
must mean that he is a sicc sipper
>>5570699
nice dubs
>>5570699
reminder that the image on that young girl's cake is a cropped image of a middle school anime girl with a thick cock pasted onto a bear's body
Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I want to dance with someone else
>>5570650
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
>>5570655
funky dubs
Daily reminder that /jp/ and [s4s] are merely FRIENDS and NOT in sexual union!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5570494
thanks for all your hard work
>>5570494
it would be illegal to have sex with your sister anyways
>>5570503
isn't every anime girl 14 or under
dare you enter?
>>5570482
w-whats thsi
this looks like a place the truck boys might be attracted to so no
>>5570482
only if i had body armor, a gas mask, and some weapons.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
ass
>>5570293
if this was made by le shit nigger and had the original filename it would've been bumped earlier
but since i'm so nice i'm going to bump this thread anyway
ass
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5570953
oh shit! this thread just got KEKMASTER'D!!!
put me in the screencap XDDDD
>>5570958
uh oh you friggin moron you just got KEKMASTER'D!!!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
the Onpu girl
the waffles girl
>>5570165
The Juice Man.
>>5570165
The Juice God.
WERE R MI FRENS??? TEL MI NOW OR AI WIL BREAK UR LEGS!!!!!!!!!
>>5569888
o man ai gott trips
>>5569888
nice trips
pls continue the nice story
>>5569907
dont maek mi gett spungberb on u
now, wer r mi frens????????????????????
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>>5569828
everyone is important!
>kekmaster
lole more like kuckmaster amirite?
this nice thread.
>>5569653
youjr mome is is a nice thred
>>5569703
Ur're mum is a jew
>>5569711
Yew are post is doubles
it was the end of a normal highschool day
i was walking home from school with my friends when the truck boys pulled up beside us
one of them threw their empty beer bottle at my head and it nearly knocked me unconscious
they were taunting us
two of them jumped off the tray of the truck and were punching and kicking my friends
i was crying because the beer bottle had given me a sore head
i couldn't fight back and my friends didn't fight back
we knew better than to fight back
they were truck boys
there was nothing we could do
Truck boys kicked my ass.
Then got my girlfriend drunk+ drove her around in TRAY of there truck.
WHAT COULD I DO AFTER ALL THERE TRUCK BOYS.
truck boys kicked the crap out me at the prom dance
principal was having a hoot and laughing at the side of the room didn't do anything
drivers ed teacher comes up he drives a truck in his personal life
starts kicking my ass
he's four times my size and very strong
my girl was bright red in the face and shaking her head and face palming
i can't believe i embarrassed her like that
i don't blame her for leaving
heard she lives with a truck boy now
i miss her everyday but i think she did the right thing for her future
>>5569118
Sorry man your girlfriend is now truckgirl.
Don't take it to hard AFTER ALL THERE TRUCK BOYS.
huh? whha????
>>5568907
yea srsly
>>5568939
yosho court
lol
>>5567780
lel
>>5567817
lal
i must stop madoka from becoming pink..... she can't ever be nice!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5567700
dubu dubs
>>5567700
Checked
>>5567700
Homura is rude! RUDE!
ITT: pictures on your computer that never fail to make you chuckle when you see them
>pic related
>>5570049
excuse me but who are you quoting?