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What's his endgame?

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the linkin park guy killed himself lol

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Gosh, that's the smallest dick I've ever seen.

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>this is just me complaining about being beta
>Be me
>beta male
>18
>i've had 3 relationships
>so i'm not completely loser
>ruined them all by staying at home alone and playing video games
>being ugly doesn't make it better
>lemme go back a year
>17
>lives in Louisiana
>has a good group of friends i love talking to
>suddenly parents say we're moving
>say goodbye to all my friends
>be in Ohio
>no friends.jpg feelsbad
>first year of school here
>sit alone at the lunch table everyday for Junior year
>junior year ends, make friends with some sophomores
>senior year
>sit with sophomores half of the year
>eventually have to change lunch shifts due to classes changing
>aloneagain.png
>talk to about two guy friends for the rest of the senior year
>senior year ends nothing exciting happens
>invite them over when summer comes
>we all play league together until like 5 in the morning
>had a great time
>one of the friends constantly trying to get me to work out with him
>since im skinny beta male rip
>cave in and go once
>literally worst thing i go to
>legs are breaking
>body is dying
>it was PT for marines
>since he's going to be in the marines
>i almost died from heatstroke
>go home
>sit in bed for about 3 days until body feels better
> spend about the next two months doing nothing
>havent prepared for college
>nothing really interests me
>since i have no special skills and im pretty under-average
>look at Air Force since family is AF
>nothing interests me
>tell dad I want to join AF
>underweight
>have to gain about 20 lb to meet minimum
>spend the summer trying to gain weight
>but its really just me saying i have something to do
>im not gaining any weight
>its been 2 months
>friends from Louisiana are always busy and going to college so I can't game with them
>should I just end my life
>nothing going for me
>except having a loving family
>had depression before
>im probably going to die before im 30
>alone
>goodbye.png

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Successful meme worried head man return for second thread.

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Pic related

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I live in the Crusch Camp on Kingdom of Lugnica street. My name is Felix Argyle. I'm 20 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Felix Argyle, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not watermelon.

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Mr. Meme

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Which one o'you queers will suck my dick?

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two trillion mang

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zrg

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Tastes like chicken.

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SHREK V OFFICIAL SCREENPLAY
INTRO
[OPEN SCENE: SHREK’S SWAMP CABIN] Camera pans from sky to bathroom window as “All Star” by Smash Mouth plays, but it’s not actually All Star, but a Sound Wave remix of All Star.
[Bathroom] The camera pans from the window to SHREK in front of the mirror, jiggling his FAT OGRE ASS around as he hums and dances to All Star, brushing his teeth. This goes on for like a minute, giving the audience an uncomfortable erection, especially the young boys, to make them super confused.
SHREK leaves room, CAMERA close behind. All Star fades out as he enters LIVING ROOM, to find knocking at the door. SHREK opens it to find CYBORG TIME TRAVELING HITLER in full uniform.

SHREK: What are ye herr fohr?
CTT. HITLER: Ve need you back on ze field, Shrek.
SHREK: I gave up that leefstyle a lung time aguh.
CTT. HITLER: You got a familee now, Herr Shrek? You do not seem like ze person to have a familee.
SHREK: I settled duwn, gave meself a new leef. I quit the SS, Cyborg Time Traveling Hitler.
CTT. HITLER: Shame, you were ze best! You got rid of the trickiest Juden even in your retirement.
SHREK: What do ye mean?
CTT. HITLER: You are, how-you-say, pulling my balls, no? Zere is no way you did not know, even deep down, zat Rumplestiltskin and Lord Farquaad were JUDEN. Zey were both tits-men.
SHREK: Ye, maybe eh did know all alung what I was doin’. But it duzzn’t matter now. What matters is I got a famileh.
CTT. HITLER: Or do you, Herr Shrek? Have you seen this family zis morning?
SHREK: What do yeh mean? They’re just [SHREK proceeds to walk towards his bedroom casually with CTT HITLER following him] aslehp… What in Guhd’s name?
CTT. HITLER: Just as I have expected. Ze Juden came and took your familee.
SHREK: Darn filthy Jews. I knew they would do some sneaky things, but to take meh famileh? That’s meh famileh!

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Witche making silly face

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THIS IS A MEAN THREAD
YOU ALL SUCK AND I DISLIKE YOU