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>>5607811
That's a hard one to answer, I'd say for me at least it's overall VERY slightly leaning towards onaholes. onahole>vagina>>>fleshlight
If you want a more detailed then read on with a grain of salt.
I enjoy the freedom and 'do as I want whenever I want' way you can handle onaholes, which you obviously can't do with women, plus she might not be in mood and all other human factor shenanigans. But then you got to thoughly maintain an onahole if you want it to last, which the woman does herself, with downside of monthly downtime if you're not up for sailing the red sea.
Another thing is that with onahole there's only your own pleasure to takecare off, with a girl you gotta put extra effort into making sure both off you are properly satisfied.
And then there's the whole issue of actually matching up sexaually with a woman after going through the whole dating buisness[considering you're going in for the long haul], while onaholes are just matter of using until you get a better one or just trash it from the spot if you don't like it.

Personally I'd say onaholes are considerably more cost-effective when it comes to pleasure gotten vs effort put in compared to women, but you can get better/more pleasure if you and the girl are a match.
Which is apparently really fucking rare if any of 20-ish guys I know are anything to go by, not exactly a proper statistic but you get my point.

>>5607824
CTS be my onahole!

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>>5607829
I want to tell my imouto that I love her as an onahole and I hope that she uses her horrorifice on my dick every day for the rest of my life.

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>>5607781
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#Daily reminder keep /pol/ in /pol/ is a global rule

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>>5607783
hitler

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>>5607773
It depends. Sometimes there's something left at that next sphincter, about 7-10 cm up the rectum. Sometimes you feel like going again because of stimulation. I maintain a pretty healthy and varied diet, but you never really know what your guts are going to surprise you with.
So I basically do like a mini-enema with this rubber pear-shaped douche. Most of the time there is much more left than you would expect.
Also, I can't just shove the toy right up there, or I will definitely tear something. I need to warm up the sphincter muscles, massaging and gradually loosening the anus.
Then there is the fact that there's lube everywhere, and you have to clean up and dry the toy afterwards... So basically I just can't be bothered with all this crap a lot of the time.

>>5607779
classic CTS

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>>5607780
1. People being happy!
2. Moriya shrine getting lots of faith!
3. Good fortune for all her friends!
4. Nice summer days!
5. Cute kitties!
6. Smiles!
7. Touhou not reclining!
8. Nobody ever being alone!
9. A warm kotatsu!
10. Getting creampied in every hole by big, hard throbbing cocks that pound her quivering pussy so hard she almost faints, while her colon gets a jizz enema and losing count of how many piping hot loads of yellow cum she has swallowed!

>>5607765
not really into the vomit but ill watch a piss enema in a heartbeat

is this the real cts losing her mind from people harassing her or is someone impostering her as part of the harassment?

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>>5607767
>Get a human girl drunk
>Keep giving her drink after drink
>When she's totally blackout drunk, give her some prisoner fruit and fuck her
>Keep doing this until simply being handed a drink makes her wet enough to make a small puddle on the floor
>Get her blackout drunk one last time
>Use a heavily concentrated intoxication fruit instead of a prisoner fruit
>Put it in a blender and then give it to her as an enema so it enters her system immediately
>Watch as she changes into a Succubus while sloppily bouncing on your cock

first

>these dubs have been cooking for 3 hours!

>>5607755
WOW not nice very rude what happened to people being nice on this nice board i simply dont understand why we can't all just respect each other and get along on this nice board don't you think it would be more fun that way because there would be no rudeness or arguing just fun memes but nobody even tries to be nice anymore i just dont understand???

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>>5607755
>>5608099
nice dubs

>>5607731
fapping is easier than posting all this you know

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>>5607848
I want to masturbate with my suspiciously purple onahole and moan my Shogg maid's name and how much I love her and want to marry her.

i wish i had some blow rn

>>5607719
it feels really good to brush your teeth and swab your ears when you're stoned

>>5607723
ill try that, thanks

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>>5607719
I want to be a Nerdhound's childhood friend and have a cute, awkward crush on her in primary school. Then, when she hit puberty, she'd become unable to control herself at my sight.

Our first time would be playing video games at her house. She'd suddenly go quiet and wide-eyed and start wildly rubbing her crotch on me immeadiately after releasing her first egg. Eventually she'd manage to guide me inside her and force me to shoot an immature, spermless blank deep inside her.

After that every time we me she'd use me as a meat puppet that has no other purpose than to fill her with my cum. When she ran into me at school, her eyes would flare up and she'd chase me down and force herself on me. She'd come ring my doorbell and the brutally take me right on the doorstep.

Eventually I'd stop crying and just lie there with empty eyes as she violated me. I'd remember the times, more distant with each rape, when we were just friends. Neither of us would be able to study with all that rape, and she'd quickly learn to make porn films of herself raping me to support us.

Living with me non-stop would finally let her calm down for a bit. After each rape she'd have a few hours clarity that she'd use to try to be friends with me again. But it would never be the same again. I couldn't relax as I lived in constant anticipation of the next rape. I wouldn't even be able to sleep through the night without being violated.

Eventually she'd graduate from taping the rapes to streaming our life online. Our viewers would love making bets over how long we'd manage to get in the game before she jumped me, or if she'd notice the salty taste when she lewdly licked my face while riding me.

>>5607709
egg mane is a nice poerson he would never curse ples dont slander egman pls make this thread nicer ;______________)

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>>5607712
FLIPIN' HOG!

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>>5607750
thxanks!!!

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>>5607708
a limo

>>5607698
:) hey):) charmed
and tips his hat

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here's a nude of my gf... lole

muscular hands

it could be worse

>>5607700
hey, you got dubs

>>5607700
dub

>>5607733
dub

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>>5607688(dubs)
its sunday as of 18 mins ago

>>5607688
those dubs are awesome, just like charles barkley

>>5607690
yeah same here but it's always fridey somewhere
http://frideynight.com/

>>5607648
why are you posting this scarecrow lookin ass bitch imma play a tim burton number on her ribcage

>>5607648
It's ok anon, I still love you

Please die

>>5607646
if this guy layed backwards he'd look like an elpehant taking a massive dump constantly lol

>>5607671
tssh yeah he'd look like your mom or sumpthin