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He is home from summer camp. :) :)
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>>5624551
im gonna eat your ASS
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Me left you over right
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>>5624551
sauce

onpu no tegami
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>>5624542
このかわいこは誰ですか?
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>>5624542
hote

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パイナップル
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>>5624541
beware

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my life has fallen apart
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>>5624532
welcome
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>>5624532
I was going to say I agree with you until I realized you're me and I made this post.
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>>5624535
to

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whats something i can use to get into a safe? my old middle school has a safe and me and my bud are thinking of taking it and getting what it has (it has money) we already have a way to get into the school and not get caught were pretty sure. if anyone has any answers please post. :)
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if it's a simple lockbox pull the lid to one side the locking mechanism is just a l shape that grips a stopper so it just slips off the stopper and pops open i've done it a million times a kid could do it i don't know why people still buy them if it's a real safe though you can try bouncing it but if you have it off site just cut it open there's no more or less risk or penalty for damaging it if you already stole it
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>>5624525
I hope you get shot.
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>>5624525
>whats something i can use to get into a safe?
The key or combination.

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Why is this board obsessed with traps?
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probably started with yu gi oh
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>>5624490
hmm why would a bunch of virgins who replace social interaction with anime start thinking about replacing ever getting a gf with just fuggin anything with a hole?
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>>5624490
I think you are confusing [s4s] with /r9k/. That's the trap board.

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plz remeber when ur scare or frighten it probably wont get better so do drugs
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>>5624484
why does she have 2 mouths that later become one large mouth that connects the previous two?
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>>5624488
yeah
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薬が悪い

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cowe
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>>5624478
pig
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>>5624478
Ummm... Honey, no...... That's a pig..............????
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>>5624494

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loli haet pizza
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loli haet pizza
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Would the Loli prefer a square pizza?
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>>5624467
Loli haet all ppiizza

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I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.
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Violence is never the answer.
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>>5624455
dubs of truth
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>>5624477
dubs of truth

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average [s4s] user
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>>5624445

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E.T, The Indian Terrestrial
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no, wait a minute... ITS A HAMMERHEAD SHARK MADE OF FECES!
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>>5624433
i thought was a indian>
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>>5624429
I think It's sloth

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zrg
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>>5624422
very nice dubs.
>4422
even got repeating digits in front of your dubs. very very nice.

those dont appear to b standard american plugs. i hope you got a adapter for that, what is in every way a nice zrg, so that if you ever visit this country you can use it my friend
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>>5624422

THE SOCKETS ARE SCREAMING

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5624438
I was going to say I agree with you until I realized you're me and I made this post.

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goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend
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me to
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please, shut the fuck up
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>>5624375
No problem. Phone me anytime.

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onpu hot
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>>5624369
onpu confirmed for narcissist
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>>5624369
i bet her little pussy smells like pee

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