happy birthday
>>5627468
shut the fuck up nigger faggot
if you want a birthday present i can give you my dick
bitch
>>5627468
happy birthday to you!!!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5627468
i love you
say hi to my new gf
>>5627462
say hi to my gf
>>5627462
she's a big girl
>>5627462
this is not consensual
>>5627433
Felix doesn't care for money, after all he can use his advanced human transmutation magic to kill anyone he likes and take their possessions.
Felix would have sex with you only if you agree to allow him to use your body as a plaything.
A cute smile will spread across his girly neko face while he reroutes organs and reshapes bones, disfiguring you subtly each time you want to stick your benis in his vagine.
Eventually you will reach the point where your body's normal functions become unsustainable and you slowly die in agony, not before you agree to bone him one last time in exchange for him warping your mind and perception of time so you spend an eternity at the peak of orgasm.
>>5627457
hoy when do we start
I want to FUCK Chen's vagine but first i want to 69 with her while her sweaty ass is right in my fucking face jesus christ holy fuck i want to sniff her goddamn ass and lick her pussy jesus christ i am horny.
if she was really real in real life existence i would pay like one THOUSAND dollar just to FUCK HER PUUSY right in the pussy to be quite fucking goddamn honest to be tbh FUCK
pulled beefe sandwich with slaw
>>5627455
nice dubs, but this is porke.
beefe = cowe
porke = pige
poultry = turkeye or chickene
muttone = sheepe
>look woomy nii-san
>>5627443
*fugs her woomy*
>>5627443
Thats a woomy neesan unless she has two eggs and some corm
In which case she's just a woomy neesan who happens to have two eggs and some corn
Mr mosbey is one true god who agrees
H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;
H-HERE!
HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just m-muscles with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! P-Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~
So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll server his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~
me when i browse [s4s]
lol dude same
>>5627434
This but unironically
>>5627444
nice trips
the blinds wide open so he can see you in the dark when youre sleeping
naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself after hours
aint no man allowed in your bedroom
youre sleeping alone in bed
but check your window (swag)
hes at your window
>>5627419
come up out the water like my element is earth
Le funny gay thread
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5627409
LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hnng gFUCK I WANT to FUCK that uck AAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE ME ឴ S W E E T ឴ B U N N Y ឴ B U N S ឴ BOY i will CCCCC UM
>>5627409
i really like your gay bunny threads kekero
zrg
>>5627403
is that british?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5627427
no this is zrg
this is just a test please don't respond to this post oh gosh this is embarassing dont look
I want to hate fuck this mtg card.
Your fortune: Outlook good
check my dubs, niggers
>>5627379
Dubs caca
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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#Daily reminder the polite terminology on s-forest is Black Mission Fig
If you have sex with a girl you've never had sex before can she get possessed by your ex-gfs and become like a demon spirit during the bed?
(not good times.) BAD TIMES.
Ya know?
>>5627376
You should never have sex with someone you hadn't had sex with before. Sex with strangers is dangerous (sex disease).
>>5627376
Browns are the ugglyest type of ape
I'm back! Don't hit on me silly boys.
i wouldnt touch you with a stick
>>5627360
LoLo is back, hooray.
>>5627360
>>>ar nine kay