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>>5633105
If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing InternationaI Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

>>5633133
I want to eat macaco anon, not dogs

>>5633105
Bettynho Zirigdum

my nugger

aconite in salad is a good way to surprise your friend for dinner

>>5633087
eh, didn't they do that themselves? ,':^)

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THIS IS A MUTANT BOARD

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>>5633079
WHAT THW FUKC

>>5633074
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

>>5633070
Wake up Jeff!

i am terribly afraid of being old

>>5633106
You could always kill yourself before then

Wreck-it-Ralph

guh-huh

>>5633063
Delicious pawsies :3c

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>>5633059
Bad taste. Tsunderes are cunts.

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this is my tsundere gf except she's not tsundere she's just a regular gf and i love her very much
please respond

>>5633064
You make a cute couple anon

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>>5633057

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSiBvYodew8

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>>5633053

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>>5633052
The word "infiltrated" is too triggering to rape victims please use less offensive wording.

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wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
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i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
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>>5633055
i'm gonna infiltrate u if u don't stop talking shit, lad

That's fuckin' Shiro!

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im lukin fir gold.....lol

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>>5633046

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>>5633041
I did what you saw.

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I saw a did.

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>>5633045
what did I do?