British Girls Thread

>>15223243
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>>15223331
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>>15223378
AKA BRICK THREAD

Q; Are girls in Britain really like this? Or just the trashy ones?

>>15223885
Look at their eyes, faces, and then assess your personal knowledge of how populations tend to work and then you've got your answer.

>There are such things as stupid questions.

>>15223885
We do have some nice ones, but they're hard to find.

I've given up to be honest. I just fuck the uggos and hope my fucking horrendous girlfriend that I don't have the balls to dump doesn't find out.

Every hole is a goal though.

>>15223854
That ass my god

>>15223885
If you go to a nightclub, or go into town in general past 7pm, 90% of the woman you see will look like this.

FYI, these aren't normal British girls. Theyre chavs, or what Americans might call "white trash"

>>15224032
All the good looking British girls are actually of Irish decent. No such thing as an attractive English girl.

>>15224032
Always someone claims this. Most British girls who go out to clubs but aren't chavs look like this.

>>15224058

>go out to clubs
>aren't chavs

Try again.

>>15224064
Keep judging angrily from your bedroom.

Im planning on moving to London in the future, is this seriously how every girl looks like over there?

I feel zero attraction to this.

>>15224123
lol, small island... even smaller gene pool :p

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>>15224123
You're lucky. Brit slags are stunning and are brilliant in bed.

>>15224123

There's enough immigrants to compensate.

>>15223367
more

>>15224913
Thanks for contributing. There are no 'more'.

>>15223911
>>15224030

thanks fellas, damn son i need to get over seas!!!

Q 2: Do they put out easily or do they play hard to get?

>>15223885
they are mostly all like this
they wear too much fake tan and makeup.
an the wrong colour of makeup too
they dress like sluts and make bitch-face all night
they are never happy and are all alchoholic/binge drinkers who smoke

Some of these girls look really attractive.

And then some of them look terrible.

And this is coming from a brit

>>15225304
Who is the lady on the right..... Dam fine...

I don't get this - I've spent two years in the UK as part of my University studies and have spent time with some stunning women.

This thread is filled with plain slutty types, the kind you find in nightclubs in poor cities. I could literally do the same thing for people from Ohio.

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>>15225626
Not all are like that. There have been some very nice ones posted.

I have a feeling I am the only one who's going to post.
;_;

>>15223885
Sadly anon yes .... Yes they are i hate this place

Damn err day Brit girls munching durries.

>>15226310

Oh my God, who is this? Insta/FB/name anything?

>>15223822
dude, girls, not tanks..

>>15224943
hard to get for the first 30 minutes, if you get past that you're in for a solid night of making out, finger banging and a 1 night stand.

>>15223852
Those look like Irish travellers rather than Brits

>>15223964

have u considered wearing makeup

Would fuck every female ITT.

Why do brits keep trying fake tan when they don't even know what tanned skin looks like in first place?
And what's up with that insane amount of shit makeup?

>>15227563
Because most Brits don't fake tan and you're a cunt.

>>15227565
Mad bong detected

>>15227570
Nope.

>>15224097
>le stop le judging!
>proceeds to "judge" the other guy

>>15223885
Yes, they do. Thank God I'm not there anymore. Classless pieces of trash, the lot of them.

You have to bring an excavating machine to even kiss them on the lips.

Chunks of their faces fall away when you touch them, and I don't believe I've ever seen a real pair of eyelashes there.

You kiss them and you've got six pounds of foundation on your cheek, enough lipstick to paint Coventry on your lips, and a couple of fake nails embedded in your back.

>>15226305
First good looking one ITT. Hardly any make up.

>>15226307
These girls aren't bad.

>>15227532
Girl on the right is cute.

>>15227578
Looks very nice. More natural than any other ITT.

In all the time I ever spent in England, and I've been there every year of my life, I honestly found myself more attracted to the grans than any girl I met. They were all just vile, vile creatures who looks like they lost a fight with a makeup bag. At least the grans could cook one a meal. God, I hate that country, deeply, deeply so.

>>15227583
Said the pimply English anorak

>>15227590
Said the greasy wog

>>15227598
Your women are exceptionally ugly. Everyone everywhere thinks it. They're just gross. Keep them in line, you inbred fuck.

There are a lot of nice English girls, although they're not the majority. But they do exist. Just gotta stop looking in the wrong places (as in chavvy clubs and cocktail bars).

>>15227605
Where are you from you cock nozzle?

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>>15227581
He sounded just like some bitter neckbeard angry at the world for having a life.

His generalisation of all people in clubs are chavs was a dead give-away.

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>>15227585
Here you go Mr I'm too good. No doubt this one doesn't measure up either.

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Maybe someone else will post... Maybe pigs will fly.

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>>15228066
Speaking of pigs, check out this pic

>>15224123
The women in London are miles better. This is because it sucks in losts of talent from the rest of the country. Not to mention that London is less than 50% white British, so there are plenty of other European women.

I'm from the south of the country and I can confirm that are women are really bad, both in terms of looks and class. Like some habe said, the fashion is to dress and act like a chav, even if they are from a middle class or above family.

Very decent English girls exist, but they are very rare and very hard to get unless you're amazing in every way.

I also have to say that our women are not helped by the way they dress, the makeup/fake tan and hair. The majoriry of them do not look after their bodies as they normally drink a lot and are fat or just out of shape.
The funny thing is that most English girls think they are sexy.

I should count myself lucky I'm decent looking for wider European standards. Quite a lot of my friends have girlfriends from the continent. Now that I think about it all of my former girlfriends were at least half continental European.

Omahgerd people other than me posted.

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Scottish girls!

>>15225626
You got an issue with Ohio?

>>15227562
you're desperate

>>15227598
no decent human being agrees with your taste in bar-skanks

>>15228046
i can't find another word to use so i'm just going to use the word ugly. I find girls like that are ugly because that kind of makeup says they just want a cock

>>15228911
Best of thread here, moar plz

>>15228038
I actually know her, her name is Emily Newcombe. I got a blow job of her when she was in year 10.

>>15225626
the british slag stereotype is just an epik /int/ meme

>>15228046
I find it gross when girls wear too much make up and fake nails and shit. Sorry if that offends you.

>>15228066
Maybe English girls will stop being ugly and you'll get some posts.

Hey! Any guys who aren't from the UK, please come and visit. Take a few of these girls with you on the plane home. We have an overpopulation problem here and we'd all greatly appreciate it.

Thanks!

>>15228799
Shut up you fucking anorak, nobody cares.

>>15228750
Maybe you should also learn how to spell Engrish.

If you don't like them, why do you come here to slag them off? Make a constructive post on another thread. Besides, we're blokes, we like looking at scantily clad women. look at the tits and legs not the faces, and you should be able to fap away!

>>15223249
They're smiling like they're forced to take a picture before getting raped in that shady backalley

>>15223251
moar

>>15230661
More cushin for the pushin!

>>15227585 who is this? I need moar

>>15226305
Who is this? I need moar

god, there's just something about british girls.

>>15223243

British girls are some of the easiest girls in the world. Shit they'd buy you a drink then take you to their place for a good fucking.

I wonder what it was like during WW2 what with all those guys fighting the war. Any man left over must have been hiding in the bushes avoiding their advances.

Like some Purge level shit.

They look like pretty decent whores compared to our tattooed and pierced welfare pigs we have in the states.

Obviously a lot of these are a bit trashy going out on the town. What can you pick up the the street apart from rubbish? There are good looking British girls. Last job I left had some real hotties but I already had a girlfriend so it was mostly just flirting.

Some decades back this people had an empire

>>15224021

If you think that ass is good I feel sorry for you.

>>15231441
Once upon a time the world trembled in fear when the Mongols approached. Now Mongolia is one of the weakest nations on earth. Vikings used to be a proud and strong people, now the average Scandinavian man has to beg permission their women to simply exist. Powerful empires tend to die off, usually very quickly.

>>15223885
I only seens shit like his in newcastle. I wouldn't say things are the same in london

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I love me a good tacky British cunt

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But u gotta admit the posh pretty ones are fucking gorgeous

>>15228750
Stop talkin bullshit.

>tfw my university is 75% girls, mostly trainee nurses and teachers and sporty girls.

the chancellor is also a milf

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>>15229409
gud 1 m8 have a r8 up

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>>15232741

>>15231629
If it wasn't for those fucking squared off eyebrows, yeah. What do they call that, the Liverpool look or something?

Any nudes of her?

>>15232765

ASDA, how fitting.

>>15223243
Holy shit, this is fucking disgusting, every woman in here is hideous
Britain loves its cakeup huh?

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>>15223885
Im from the netherlands. My ex gf was from mid england. She she's a normal and maybe even shy girl. When she and her girlfriends go out (me included) everyone is dressed like this, High heels, Short dresses. You REALLY stand out as a girl if you don't dress like this.
Best time of my life. pic related.

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>>15234719
You'd turn this girl down?

>>15225165
obviously not from England
else you'd know they don't all look like sluts

schoolgirl slags please

>>15235022
i had some, but i felt guilty about having 15/16 yr old pics

>>15227583
Lol'd. This man speaks nothing but the truth. 'Great' Britain is full of these classless whores.
I recommend anybody who wants an easy fuck to come here, but stay no longer than a week.
There's nothing to see except whatever there is in London.

>>15229570
What's an anorak and why do you keep defending these ugly skanks? Obviously a butthurt patriotic brit (though I have no idea what you have to be patriotic about; it's a shithole and so are the women).

>>15234803
Is that really the best you have?
Thanks for giving me an excuse to stay out of that shithole.

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>>15235823
Try this one.

>>15234803
I'd turn her down, face down - ass up in the air.

>>15236044
She really has the face of an asswitch.
Aussie girls dress the same as Brit girls but better bods/faces sozzy

>>15235676

an anorak is a type of jacket, he is calling you the type of person who would wear that sort of jacket, in the way you would refer to someone as a fedora, he's calling you a nerd, I agree with him

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>>15223243


here's a sexy British bitch.

>>15223911
>sleep with 1 unattractive charver - ok maybe just bad day
>sleep with 2nd unattractive charver - just a dry spell
>keep sleeping with them - maybe they're not the determining factor here?

>>15227578
>hottest girl in thread is not British

>>15236301
Best of British Girls.

What i'd give to be any one of these girls "mistake from last night"
>living in a backpacker town in australia really got me keen for some english poon

Having looked at all these images of British girls, why do I have this fear of losing my soul, just by the thoughts of if any one of these fake lives comes and only touches me.

>>15226302

Shot girl at my local nightclub

All look like they would take it in the ass, and suck ya clean!
Not one worth taking m=home to mma, but that's the point!

>>15231448

may by he isn't as brainwashed by nig nog culture as you...

>>15230661
Sexy ass beast

>>15236301
Too raunchy bro

>>15231491
from newcastle can confirm

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>>15234970
>>15234978
my kind of girl

>>15223854
These two are from Hull

>>15227548
Naa irish travellers are almost always like this>>15223371
Like living dolls

>>15239125
best in entire threat

GREAT BRITAIN

UGLIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD

HANDS DOWN

(And I have travelled just about everywhere.)

>>15234719
thank god im not the only one that feels that way.
it's so fucking crazy to think that /s/ even has british girl threads.

i live in scotland and the woman in britain are fucking ugly

>>15226282
Ohohoh source?

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>>15240339
My hard drive. Have another.

>>15240182
Watch out boys, we got an authority here.

>>15241268
Yes to this.

>>15230661
Now this is REAL woman!

Hail Britannia!

>>15241268 she seems really familiar, who is this?

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>>15241493
Dunno who she is. This is the same girl though.

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>>15241493
Do a reverse image search on Google. There are quite a few of her.

>>15228046
she
is
perfect

>>15225304

I'll take the one on the left thanks

>>15225314
>rangers
hahahahahhaha

>>15234970
>>15234978
Great tits. Too bad she lives in a broom closet

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God we have such a bad reputation.

I don't mind a bit of a slutty oufit but they all seem to get it so wrong, just ugly clothes man and I just can't get along with cakeface doll style make-up.

I say; once you lads are done posting and discussing these workingclass tacs and hags, would someone please post a few pictures of civilized girls from a slightly higher level of society than the one we are currently "debating"?
Perhaps I even right-click at some then, that is, if we raise the bar just a tad. What say you chaps, shall we carry on? Upwards.

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>>15242840
She loves you too :3

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>>15243171
Cakeface make up gets my dick hard.

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>>15242840
She smokes unfortunately.

>>15243299
>Cakeface make up gets my dick hard.
you're the only one mate

>>15243319
The attention my threads get seem to say otherwise.

>>15223885
There's a lot of F.A.S. due to alcoholism in the U.K.

English tourists in my town never look like this.

>>15243315
Aw, that's bad.
Still, would love to see more of her.

>>15225304

Anyone have any more from this set? They're both really natural beauties.

tfw no qt Yorkshire farmers daughter gf to humiliate you every night

>>15244791
Nah sorry. You could try and Google the image and go from there.

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my wife

>>15243289
>>15243283
just slutty enough. really digg this girl

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>>15245346
so your wife is called charlotte and she has on each side of her shoulder/arm either a donut. one is like an angel, the other like a devil. and in her armpit there's a four leafed whatever with the number 13 inside. she wears a minecraft diamond necklace quite often.

Just saying, before dumping more, you might wanna consider hiding your tracks better, my friend. nice van dyke beard btw

>>15245464
Lol man you got too much time on your hands.

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>>15245636
Wow. Saved. She is stunning.

A lot of the girls ITT are really nice body-wise, a lot of them have nice facial structure, nice eyes, etc.. so there's actually a lot of potential beauty. Unfortunately they tend to ruin it by being color-blind, leopard prints, shitty clothes, bad hair dye and tan jobs, fake eyelashes, horrible make-up and no sense of fashion. This thread may be showing more chavish women, but even in general, when talking about normal girls, british girls on average wear shorter skirts, larger cleavages and more shitty high heel when going out than women in other countires (other anglos like US and AUS excluded). Seems to me it's mainly a cultural problem not inherent ugliness.

>>15245691
Our media glorifies idiots like Cheryl Cole, Cher Lloyd. Look at how they dress, the moronic sheep will follow them.

Both are council house slags too.

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>>15245672
Well, good exchane for that long-haired blonde beauty you posted.

Does girls in this picture fit to this thread? Not sure if they are british...

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>>15234975
Xbox 360 S in background, the fuck?

captcha: 727, pic related

>>15245798
You can tell by their faces they are. Personally I like the sort of girl who wears a guernsey.

New thread:
>>15245851

>>15245733
Unfortunately women are creatures of culture, they will follow whatever is popular.

>>15245346

Think you posted her before, is there moar?

IMO British/Irish girls would be way more attractive if they didn't do the cake face treatment to themselves.

>>15245872
I added some to that thread, but I think the janitor has added an auto 404. He did it before.

Not a fan of these threads so he messes with them.

Please try to bump the new thread.

>>15245851
>>15245851
>>15245851
>>15245851

>>15246017
Yeah, I'm not the OP of the new thread and I just posted and it's still on page 7.

Mods have definitely set it to auto sage because they don't like the thread.

>>15246806
Changed IP address too, and it still didn't bump. Not very nice where janitors have an agenda.

you people are fucking retarded. I don't mind the "fetish" and have a thing for british girls myself , but how can you possible know someone is british by looking at a pic?

>>15247076
You haven't been looking at them long enough. You can always tell.

Also, plug sockets, environment (mostly), types of houses, products in the background, labels, vehicle registration plates, right sided steering wheels. Also get this one... Actually saving photos from a Facebook/Tumblr/Twitter from someone you know's British.

You'll never be a detective.

Janitor I see you lurking you piece of shit. Why did you set the next thread to auto 404?

I have changed pc, changed IP, posted a pic, and posted text. Nothing bumps it. Not the OP either.

You're here because you just deleted loads of comments.

>>15247078
bravo sir...you have shown me the error of my ways

I thought this post was a about British girls, but it seems to include only annoying chubby bitches that do not know how to dress properly or how to match a pair of shoes with a skirt but are too overwhelmed by their ego to even notice how ridiculous and unattractive they are...

...but that is *precisely* what Britishness is about, right?

not one I would fuck

>>15247145
Well said bro.

It is not even the chubbiness that drives you away. It's their Britishness.

For example, I have just browsed the thread on plump girls and immediately got a boner even if I am not into bbw or plump chicks...

...but if I go back to this topic, my boner disappears as quickly as Hiroshima after the bomb.

Hence, it is not about their body size -- it's about their personality.

It's not even racial: in fact, it seems to me that it was the posters who gave a definition of Britishness as the sum of images they posted. They *create* Britishness as a sum of different pictures, all of them sharing the same appalling features -- that is, the very features of Britishness according to the posters.

I do not give a fuck if they are turned on by these girls' attitude. To me, it looks like the worst set of chicks' pics ever.

Again:
- It is not the body shape
- It is not the "race" (what an obsolete concept; plus we have no idea were pics come from, as >>15247076 remarks)

Therefore, the turn-down must be Britishness... whatever it is in posters' twisted minds.

We need a new thread. Make one in the day where the prejudice janitor isn't around.

No new thread?

Op of this thread.
NEW THREAD HERE.

>>15249626
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>>15249626
>>15249626

>>15223243
Can't decide which is hotter

>>15224064
Obviously you've never been out clubbing anywhere but your shitty villae disco, in any uni city the club/dance scene is full of fitties. Not just trashy bitches.

>>15224123
South west england, exeter, reporting, the girls here are fantastic, especially in larger cities.

>>15245830
God tier aircraft.