well, she's hot and all but her videos are incredibly boring tbh. good body is not enough to be sexy, and she has no idea how to arouse men. whenever i see her video i've got impression that she's a log in a bed.
On the contrary - that's why I don't enjoy her vids. I've seen enough of nice bodies to not be crazed solely by them, if the girl can't use it in bed. And that's quite a common problem with the nice chicks by the way - they're so overconfident about their look, they barely have any skills.
I never understood until now what was the problem with her videos....yes she's incredibly hot, but that's about that...she probably doesn't watch porn because she doesn't know what to do with that body
>I have a hot body I just need to show it right?
>I have a p-pussy so I stick something in it right?
>tfw have 5.5gigs of her vids but I agree with the people saying she's boring
Probably the most perfect body I've ever seen and her face is bretty q.t but goddamn she has the personality and sexuality of wet paint...always doing that retarded knees together dance when she's trying to be hot.
No pics but here's some of her vids:
She's great but yeah she's dumb as a box of rocks and has no personality. Just watch them on mute.
Is that supposed to be some kind of 3D, or is that webm just fucked up?
Also, is that still Miss Alice? Because with all of the 'boring' talk I didn't think I'd see something like this.
she's boring because she does the same thing in all her streams, she has her cutesy high pitch voice taunt the people until they donate, strips off as the donations come, then dildos herself at the end.
there are so many recordings of the streams online that you might as well never give her a cent. somewhere out there is a vid of her doing the same thing in a maid outfit, that's the most different i've ever seen her stuff be.
a few years ago when she just started it was mostly gif's and still shots, i only learned she was doing cams recently.
skimming through my vids, this is the bst so far, will update if better is found
shitty vid, but I think you're right on the training, she fingers/toys from the top, like her hand is resting in her ass crack so it's always covering the turd cutter
I have like 5 vids of this chick, like 30 min long each, just screen caps from mfc or w.e.
feels good man
I've noticed a few of them don't, mostly the ones from Hong Kong. I'm guessing the person who bought them fucked up when they loaded them for everyone or it was intentional.
just helpin a brother out
I think I see it here....
the top bitches make 10 grand a month pretty easily and she lives in New Zealand so it's close to the places she travels
"good body is not enough to be sexy." those are the words you put on your screen before you hit send.
this is what happens when nerds watch too much porn and have inflated ideas of what women should be like in bed.
alice is waifu material, log or not.
Funny, most men seem to think "good sex" is something women have and constantly jump through hoops merely to "get lucky". Pussy on pedestal. If she just shows up and lies still, BONUS. That's just sad...
If you actualy step from the monitor and try to pick a real girl, and do sexy things with her, you might actualy know what I'm talking about. Believe or not, but you'll eventualy get bored with a girl, that sexual capabilities ends at easing your pressure.
My name is Alice and my drama teacher used to call me miss Alice, and I just laughed because she had no fucking clue and thought to myself "if only". I'm cute but not that cute. Hnnnng Miss Alice I want you.
been with the same girl for 7 years. marriage can be fun, too. what can i say: "boring," monogamous sex gets me hot
nb4 herp-derp nerds who say marriage is an outdated social institution
So you would marry a dumb bimbo which is no real fun in bed, as long as you could stick your dick into some nice looking meat?
Wow, and the fun if waifu gets a bit older, not goodlooking anymore, still dumb, still no enjoyable sex.
Recipe for a miserable marriage.
Hey, i aint the one who said a hottie with no personality and supposedly boring sex is waifu material.
So marriage is having something nice to look at, no matter how stupid and annoying her personality? And sex is irrelevant?
I am engaged, being monogamous for 5 Years now. She is smart, our personalities match, we have lots in common and fun in bed. Her looks arent special but i would rather marry her then some model.
>She's great but yeah she's dumb as a box of rocks
Yeah, she's so dumb it took my breath away. I haven't been around any really dumb girls since high school which was a long time ago, so I'm not used to it.
Marriage is simply a formality, fact of the matter is that on the basic level nothing changes between 2 persons whether they are married or not. It imposes no physical nor psychic restrictions, nor does it grand and physical nor psychic advantages.
All it really does is bind two people together through a legal document / "holy bond".
And to claim it reinforces the relationship or improves etc, is down to our conditioning. My feeling etc for a person won't change, "just" because I would get married.
guys.. serious problem.
cant download because µtorrent says the file is in the list and i only can add the tracker. but the file isnt seen in the list.
started utorrent again and loaded the site again. but nothing worked.
Can't agree she's any sex machine but a very blunt one - girl is dull as a random rock. All she is capable of (and do constantly) is one pose, one action, one face. No passion or anything, it's meh all the time.
Funny thing, ancient Egyptian marriage was just shacking up. The only legal issue involved and the explicitly the only purpose was dealing with splitting up material shit afterward. Roman marriage, of course, was just an exclusive prostitution for protection/resources contract, concubinage being merely a way to get around class restrictions regarding titles/positions and inheritance. Most forms of marriage that weren't basically the former were basically the latter, and the only purpose beyond sex was authoritarian family bullshit that involved the law intruding upon both parties in service blood elders. Basically both were family property, and it was some kind of business/political deal. Associating marriage with intimacy is a sick joke, historically.
You've obviously never been to Hong Kong. It has heavy British influence. There's tons of white people there, and most people there speak English.
It's a pretty neat place, very Blade Runner esque, just not in a negative way. Minimum building height there is 20 stories.
This is my fav guys. Ending on my best note.
the torrent is in the "hidden" or "no category" tab(category in the left). Mine started doing that with every torrent even reinstalling wouldn'tfix it... had to change to deluge(no regrets)
Look how rocket-sciencey it is when girls masturbate. Is there any guy who uses anything else than good ol' palm or a fleshlight? If so, you guy are making it way harder than necessary
(not specific to miss alice)
i realize they embellish, but when i watch videos (like the one where miss alice is sitting in her chair in pink/gray sneakers) i feel like i must be doing something really wrong when i bate.
these people are getting all worked up from half way in all the way to climax, squeaking and breathing heavily the whole time, which i assume must mean they are feeling good or at least feeling something. by the time they orgasm they are a sweaty twitching mess.
me? i'm just stroking and feeling nothing and dry as the sahara until 10 seconds before coming when i'm actually in the groove. and then i heave a couple times and go back to feeling nothing other than dissatisfaction. how do i git gud?
otoh it was very satisfying getting off after watching her vids, so maybe i just need to be really aroused to feel anything, and i should skip obligatory have-boner-must-go jerks
Personally my problem is when she doesn't moan in her videos. Just seeing a dildo sliding in and out without even much of a facial reaction just reminds me it's all for money and suspect that it's not even pleasurable.
which is why http://www.xvideos.com/video8064459/web_cam_girl_masturbate is probably one of my favorite vids.
Yep. Hot, but the type who probably lies there mostly motionless, occasionally biting her lip and whimpering "yeah, beebee", wondering JUST how long it's going to take you to get off to her hotness. See: Kim Kardashian sex tape. Feh.
You're a lying sack of shit. I've seen countless videos of hers fucking herself with all kinds of dildos and having supposed orgasms. She never squirts, never:
aside from this vid >>15169462
which is actually titled squirt vid to lure in buyers. Squirting is bullshit pissing anyway.
Actually WHEN she is fucking herself she isn't too boring at all. She puts in quite some effort although it's probably fake.
The real problem is she is obnoxiuos as fuck. Her shows are horrible. She sits there for hours talking absolute bullshit to massive retards. It's atrocious. All she has in her head is "muh vegan food", "muh work out" It's lame and I don't watch her stuff for that reason anymore.
>Me last night
>Fap to sexy-as-fuck chick doing amazing strip tease
>Still thinking about her today
>Maybe /s/ knows who she is
>Find this thread near the top
>Who's Miss Alice?
>OMGZ it's the chick from last night
Thank you, /s/, for answering for question without me having asked.
Nah, your bullshitin. I've seen all of her pay vids and literally dozens of cum show caps and other cam shows. She never squirts aside from the "alice 1st squirt" vid which you can barely call squirt and is interestingly the only of her vids that is filmed in 1080p so you can see anything. She just did that to pull some more to buy this video.
If anybody finds another video of her "squirting" aside from this one >>15169462
I'll offer him 1 btc or 100 ltc to trade.
no squirting exactly but I have two or three caps of her getting all creamy (that thick white stuff that builds around her pussy) does that qualify for your challenge?
I've never seen her squirt aside from that video you linked btw so I doubt there is another one.
i should add for context she has a lot of issues with delicate skin and she works out a lot and is a massive health nut there is no way she'd ever have invasive surgery to get a tit job of all things
her tits really are that based
Eyeliner and "new clothes" would make her so goddamn ordinary. Too many women kill it with the makeup, and she clearly doesn't need much at all.
And she has pretty good taste in clothes in the rare event that she wears them.
I find her voice pleasant. She seems really sweet. The world is in serious shortage of sweet girls.
Agreed 100 percent.
It's hard to believe a girl this fresh and beautiful is not doing serious modeling or acting work. Then again, she makes great money on MFC, but who knows how long that will last?
In all honesty Alice's videos are fucking boring. I've got like 10GB or more of them and it's hard to tell one from another. I stopped watching them because it's all the same shit and you can only fap over the same naked body sitting there doing nothing so many times.
Occassionally she cosplays. That's about as interesting as it gets.
[email protected] these faggots saying otherwise
How are her breasts so perfect? Just round and firm.
yeah apparently she used to fuck herself then fuck off, now she can just sit there, drink tea and get paid. pretty sad that so many guys fawn over her.
she has adorable feet though, would love to see a footjob vid.
She is so incredibly one dimensional and fake, but I think people's attraction for her attraction lies in, especially in 2012, was that she was 18+ but still could pass for 16 with developed breasts, and everyone is a closet ephebophile. Also that shallowness and detachment while she's shoving a dildo in herself can make someone hate her and want her at the same time.
But regardless of that.... fapfapfapfapfap
For the first time ever, I read text in /s/ (other than op) while fapping.
How the fuck can anyone be so full blown ear muff wearing autistic to argue about this.
It's pictures of a hot girl showing her tits and fucking herself. Just give yourself a handjob.
hairy ass arms
>god tier genes
Her boobs look like JAV actress' boobs. In Japan, they use a different method for boob jobs. Instead of silicone or saline, your own fat is used for the transfer. You can get the ideal shape and still retain a natural look.
Anyone got her premium videos? Closest thing I found to a complete collection was this old /sp/ thread but it's all dead now. There's some spread on streaming sites here and there but the quality is not the same and the torrent ITT is incomplete. She is a famous camwhore that shit must exist somewhere
i like a skinny girl who isn't afraid of eating
Calm your tits. Pretty sure the guy meant it as a joke, at least I hope so. Not a very good one, but an obvious one.
Can't help you with that one either, though.
Meh… that Kiwi chick is ok.
Look at Ukrainian I posted in other thread.