So I was wearing this package enhancer and got my first ever phone number from a girl, it was this random chick at a mall walking out of a Victoria's Secret store buying slutty thongs
I wore tight pants with my revealing fake bulge and approached her like a boss, told her she was really sexy and I'd like to get to know her
''t-thanks but I have a boyfriend'' she said in a meek voice
She was a young 18 year old looking pale blonde girl with a decent pair of tits and a big ass, tight yoga pants with a thong line
I replied ''that's fine, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. let's get coffee''
the next day I phoned her and we set up a time for her to come over ''for a couple beers''
So I'm going to cuck a fucking stupid beta male who doesn't even realize his GF is a whore and I'm going to lose my virginity
I'm 19, so it's about damn time
I actually have a pretty big dick, but I'm a grower not a shower
Once I'm alone with her at my place, it'll be easy to get hard and she won't know the difference, she'll just assume that there is less of a bulge at first because I'm wearing different pants
>>39665438
>thinking she's actually gonna come over
Huehuehue
>>39665475
We got coffee (she payed for her own, to my surprise), she let me put my arm around her like she was my bitch and I even felt her ass a bit
I saw her blatantly looking down at my ''dick'' while we were talking and she looked so proud to be walking with me when I put my arm around her and pulled her close
Pretty sure, she's down, bro
Girls really seem to fucking respect me when I wear this thing
A big dick just commands respect from women
>>39665438
This thread would be alot better with >greentext
>>39665536
Dafuq? This is the first time greentext has failed me
>>39665507
Like just imagine you are a chick with a big pair of tits and you feel like guys are always looking down at your tits when they are talking to you and they're all always staring
This is how it feels to be a guy with a bulge in your pants
So many girls start giving me the fuck me eyes and long blatant stares
I've never had female attention before
There's something to this
>>39665438
So how did you get her phone number?
>>39665438
Wouldn't the girls eventually know that you are wearing a package enhancer once you undo your pants? Would they laugh at you for wearing it?
>>39665559
Asked her to go to coffee in the mall, after we hung out for a little bit she had to go meet up with her boyfriend (who I saw her together with later that day while I was shopping) and she asked me to take her number
I hope theres poison on these cups to weed out people like OP
>>39665587
Like I said, I'm a grower, not a shower
When she doesn't see as big of a bulge. she'll assume it's because I'm wearing baggy pants this time
and once I get hard she will be impressed any how because my dick is no joke when it's actually hard
>>39665628
Im also going to get a semi going when I see her walking to the door
Just thinking of her being a lone in my house with me gets me hard, so I'm not worried
>package enhancer
Holy shit that's pathetic.
>>39665540
>Dafuq
>>>/r/eddit
greentext doesn't work midline
>>39665438
We've reached unheard of levels of autism, folks.
>>39666273
No different than a push up bra, and if it's working for OP more power to him.
>>39665619
I hope she tries to grab his dick and notice it's just a piece of plastic.
>>39666857
Push up bras are pathetic too.
>>39665438
>trying to steal a guys gf
>wearing a "package enhancer"
You're a terrible person OP. Also, if that girl actually meets with you, enjoy being the 51st guy for her
>>39665438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIWpfS_MFHw
YOU THINK I'VE GOT A REAL BONER
MY CODPIECE KEEPS ME FROM BEING A LONER
BUT I'M A SUBSTITUTE FOR ANOTHER GUY
I LOOK PRETTY TALL BUT MY HEELS ARE HIGH
THE SIMPLE THINGS YOU SEE ARE ALL COMPLICATED
I LOOK PRETTY YOUNG BUT I'M JUST BACK-DATED
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
SUB
STI
TUTEme for him
SUB
STI
TUTEmy coke for gin