My coworker saw a picture of my dick on my phone today.
I was chatting with her on my lunch break and wanted to show her something - forgot that I had sent a dick pic earlier and it was fullscreened on my phone.
Awkwardly tried to pretend like nothing happened and continue the conversation.
Now I'm worried I'm either going to get fired or become known as the dick-phone-guy around the office.
I'm calling bullshit because if you were non-autistic enough to have a person to send dick picks to you'd know how to handle the situation.
She'll probably make a big deal out of it
All the guys will understand, shrug and make sad faces for ya but mostly just go about business as usual
Move on y'know?
Can't beat women
>>39664215
Kek, you're gonna get fired/possibly sued for sexual harassment
You're fucked m8, why would you ever show a woman who's not your gf your phone
>>39664250
I trawl tinder for Snapchat usernames with a fake profile for and blast random girls with pictures of my dick.
There. Autistic enough for you?
>>39664279
We're fairly friendly with each other so I doubt she'll go to HR but I'm scared she might tell other colleagues.
>>39664215
you wont get HR'd, as she probably understands it was an embarrassing mistake
that being said she will laugh about it with her friends/coworkers, unless she is kind
>>39664537
I'm telling you anon I could really do without being known as dick-phone-guy
>>39664343
You need to go up to her and apologise for earlier so you don't get fucked in the ass by HR.
>>39664589
I think that would be an admission of guilt though.
I'm gonna play it safe and if HR comes calling deny deny deny deny deny
That won't save me from her telling everyone at work though
>>39664652
You ARE guilty though. You did show her your dick pic. You need to explain it was an accident and that you're sorry.
>I'm gonna play it safe and if HR comes calling deny deny deny deny deny
You're fucked if she goes to HR
>>39664704
>You're fucked if she goes to HR
Why? Nobody saw the encounter so it's her word against mine
She might like it
Oregon
>>39664842
HR will side with the person they know more from.
If she goes and says anything to anyone you're fucked.
>>39664842
>>39664894
What this guy says. And the fact that you're acting like a retard about it implies guilt. Like you know you did something wrong.
>>39664215
What was her reaction?
Spagett
I have a picture of my own face as my phone background and people think it's weird
>>39664215
How big and well shaped is your dick? If it's a nice cock, you'll be all good.
>>39665781
I wouldn't be sending them if I thought there was a problem with how it looks but I don't see how that makes a difference
>>39665746
lmao
oreggiano italio
>>39665895
Well if it looks good enough, and you acted suitably embarrassed and apologetic she probably will just let it go. She might even see you in a new light, or if she likes you, she may even be flattered.
Your fucked mate. If she is dumb, hr is already preparing your final paycheck.
If she is smart she will hold it over you for maximum leverage at the right time.
Might as well rape her, as far as the company is conspired, you already have
pretend you're gay and someone else sent it to you so she doesn't think you're some creep who sends dick pics ;)