Isn't it time the government provided thicc wives to

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>*knocks on door*
>"yo anon I'm your new caretaker, desu i'm just doing this for the benefits but you look kind of cute"
>*1 month later*
>"wow anon I wan't expecting to fall for you so quickly, I hope you can see me as the loving wife I deep down so desperately want to be for you"

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>"well anon I managed to get you out of your room I didn't think it was possible"
>"ignore the normies over there and apply the lotion on me, let them be jealous "
>"when we get home I have a special reward for you, master :3"

Can I at least get one that isn't a fucking roast beef vagina having sheboon nigger.

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>>39662876
beggars can't be choosers

these women were selected from low income neighborhoods and have a history if sex work, their only chance at a better life is total submission to you.

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>omw to meet my new man, I hope I can please him

>>39662587
That's a very masculine vagina, dude.

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>>39662999
I would love for it to be on my face, i like a nice pussy mound with large vulvas.

post more hot chocolate

>>39662587
>the government actually does it
>she arrives on anon's doorstep
>"u-u-um, h-hello" he sutters
>his mom comes standing behind him, "who's this honey?"
>anon has to explain to his mom that he was selected for being a lonely failure and this woman is now required to live with them
>mom livid, starts yelling
>even though she's by law required to give sex, anon is too much of a pussy to ask and his mom would overhear them anyway
>wife ends up dominating the household with mom's consent, anon required to clean her stuff up as punishment for bringing her in
>she constantly goes out to fuck other men

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>It's not too late to change from your hikkimori ways anon-senpai!"

>>39663024
Lol you fucking idiot

It's VULVA, not VULVAS...

vulva isn't plural, unless you're talking about more than one woman

GOD DAMN, YOU STUPID FAGGOT

OBVIOUSLY YOUVE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR A VAGINA

>>39662587
NO, THIS VIOLATES THE NAP

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>>39663057
There would have to be certain stipulations to avoid messy situations but infidelity is the fastest way to nullify the contract and ruin her life.

most moms would be happy their son has a woman in his life

HAHAHAHA

"I LIKE A NICE PUSSY MOUND WITH LARGE VULVAS !!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WITH LARGE VULVAS

HAHAHAHAHA

>>39663057
>there's no extra bedroom so anon will have to give his up and sleep on the couch
>mom keeps looking over his shoulder asking what that orange website is, no privacy to browse r9k in his room anymore
>his wife catches him browsing, "it's that racist alt-right frog site!!! oh my god!!!"
>wife and mom shout at anon for being so disrespectful to his black wife and take his computer from him
>because there's an extra mouth to feed anon will have to stop being a NEET and get employed at mcdonald's
>his wife comes in with a muscular tall male "friend" tyrone and they order meals with anon's money
>one day he walks in on tyrone fucking his mom and wife in his old bedroom
>tyrone spots him and cums in his mouth as punishment, threatens to bash his skull in if he ever outs them to the government
>anon obliges like a cuck

It's not surprising at all that the same idiot who thinks a woman has more than one vulva also fantasizes about big fat black women
VULVAS !!!!!.........

I wonder how many black women fantasize about a white guy with 'nice penises'....

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>>39663109
stop being such an autistic sperg and meet Kiara your new caretaker. Her aim is to make you feel confident and motivated.

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THIGGNESS will be the fall and salvation of man.

>>39663179
TRUST ME, SEXLESS ADULT MALE WITH NO GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE....

IM PLENTY CONFIDENT AND MOTIVATED

and I'm married...

Translation: I get laid more than all of you put together

NIGGER WOMEN :
the least sought after women on earth

There are more brain-injured orangutans in pornography than black women, although it's hard to tell the difference

>>39663057
This is my dream desu. To arrange a marriage to a qt slut who will fuck hot guys in front of me (and have me join in on the fun too)

Funnily enough, I am a Muslim, and Muslim girls are going full slut mode these days, so I might just get my wish. At least beneath the sluttery they still maintain their waifu qualities, so its perfect

>>39662587
Give me a caretaker, OP.

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>>39663235
I was being plural, referring to more than one woman. You sperged out for no reason and made a fool of yourself.

I don't want to make this a normie contest but I'm not a virgin you're just a mad autistic racist.

>>39663144
In our sex positive society, there is no way for them to enforce a stipulation against infidelity.

She is going to fuck Chads, and you are going to like it (which you will).

>>39663249
>unashamedly being a cuck

>>39663057
>>39663164
>wife goes through his browsing history and discovers all his porn and 4chan browsing
>she posts it all online to all her friends and anon's family
>30 years later every family gathering still starts with someone going "but anon, why DID you look at pictures of a cartoon girl with a penis?"
>a simple google search will bring it all up, employers don't want him anymore
>he's forced to get employed for tyrone who used anon's money to start a business
>decent salary, if only his wife didn't immediately take half of it and return it to tyrone
>liberal president is elected, vows to undo the forced wife law but black women deserve reparations
>rules that all robots must now become cucks to their wife's new husbands and are permanently banned from any and all sexual pleasure for having abused their black wives
>after 4 months of no masturbating anon gives in, tyrone immediately catches him
>anon is sentenced to 15 years in prison

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>>39663263
Here you go.

She's eager to fit into YOUR schedule when she can.

>>39663304
I am ashamed tho

I really feel bad and weak that seeing a qt suck and fuck Chads turn me on so much. I wish I could be a real man who would kill their wives if they were sluts, but it would turn me on and its her fault for making me like it anyway.

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>"I didn't know what to expect when I met anon, but now it feels like true love"

>>39663311
Where did you get the idea that our forced qt wives would be niggers?

If she is a nigger, she better fuck white chads and not Tyrone. Black women and big white cocks are meant for each other.

>>39662587
Sure!
Just not niggers, please

Dear government,

Gib pussi

Regards,
Anon

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>>39663423
Nope, you can only take what's given to you or nothing.

>>39663423
I have a strong feeling that you are under 18 and should be banned

I was a teen when I fell for the "niggers are ugly" meme

Also, beggers cant be choosers. You are going to get a qt nigger wife, you will love her, and you will have qt chocolate babies, and you will love every moment of it.

You are not entitled to a white wife and white kids.

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>I finally made it off the streets and the government is paying for my night classes
>I sure hope things with me and anon work out so I don't have to go back to my old ways

>>39663330
Omg who is that!

>>39663311
>anon comes out of prison as a balding 40 year old man
>his mom has long since committed suicide over the depression her failure son put her in
>he has no home anymore, his old wife and tyrone sold it
>he discovers tyrone's business was a big hit and he's now a billionaire
>his wife is a reality TV star who never worked a day in her life
>they've been world traveling, living in a luxurious home, starting a family
>anon becomes homeless
>tyrone runs for president and wins
>orders all homeless to be deported to mexico
>anon abducted and killed by drug cartel
>it turns out anon's contributions to the business were why it became a success

>>39663463
who is this? I saw a webm of her

Who is shilling black women to virgin robots on r9k?

Is it lipstick alley?

Is it (((them)))?

Seriously, thanks to you fuck I have jerked off to nothing but nigger qts and I stay up at night because >tfw no qt black gf. I hate niggers and I dont want anything to do with them yet I really want a black wife to start a chocolate family with because of you fucks.

Fuck you all.

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>>39662587
>wanting to fuck a nigger
>wanting to fuck a FAT nigger
Extreme amounts of degeneracy

>>39663549
>tyrone
>marrying cheating qts instead of just fucking them like actual alphas and letting your beta ass take care of her afterwards so he does not have to

>>39663549
>tyrone and his wife lead long, happy lives
>500 years later they're still remembered fondly as heroes of history
>statues and paintings of them around the world
>the only remaining evidence of anon having ever existed is an old interview with tyrone's wife where she claims her forced robot husband would rape and beat her all the time
>history classes around the world use this interview to remind children about the dangers of giving robots any rights or power

>>39663601
>cant tell the difference between thicc and fat
Peak whiteness

>>39663653
There is no difference. They're fat. And are niggers.

>>39663597
>lipstick alley?
What's that?

>>39663697
If you dont like thicc nigger qts, then get yourself a flat white girl.

Oh wait, you can't, because thats the reason you are using the government granted gf program. Beggers cant be choosers. Its either niggers (or spics) or you die a virgin. Pick your fate

>>39663706
A forum for black girls to talk about black girl issues

They are accused of shilling on r9k to give white robots some serious jungle fever, so that they can have a guaranteed supply of white bfs

>>39663769
>They are accused of shilling on r9k to give white robots some serious jungle fever, so that they can have a guaranteed supply of white bfs

OP here I just made this thread because I thought it would be funny and a nice contrast to the literal /lgbt/ shilling on this board.

I also unironically want to impregnate a thicc black girl

>>39663890
>I also unironically want to impregnate a thicc black girl

This.

>>39663769
I'd rather get a qt loli or a trap. Don't even give a fuck anymore, used to be hardcore hetero homophobe. Still keep up the persona in public tho.

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How dick thick become the new in body shape? I'm not complaining but that shit is interesting.

>>39663769
Also
>nigger
>ticc
>qts

Doesn't work. Unironically hate niggers, they're disgusting to look at.

I unironically want to see a study where robots/autists/hikkineets/etc are given wives and then have to fulfill the role of husband and father and see what the results are

>>39663890
>>39663908
Well, its because of fuckshits like you I want to do the same as well.

I want to marry a qt black girl, fuck her all day every day, have mixed babies with her and raise them as my own.

I hate niggers so much why do they have to be so hot. fuck

>>39663931
A fucking trainwreck in my case.

>>39663941
If you find them hot - you don't hate them.
If you avoid them on the streets and hold your breath when passing one - then you hate them. It's simple, really.

>>39663941
Im not even white dawg, Im mixed. So I dont really gotta worry about racemixing. But yes, impregnating >>39663918 would be nice af.

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Wish my folder of this stuff was more organized. At least this thread is a nice distraction from the fact my house is fucking shaking during this hurricane.

>>39663917
>get a qt loli
Me too. Little girls, especially little white girls, are so fucking hot. And they are not sluts so they wont cheat on you or take advantage of you.

But, qt lolis are not on the table. Not in or pedophobic environment.

You are only going to get a sexually expereinced black or spic adult woman. Because that is the sort of girls who would volunteer for such a program

>>39663918
Thicc has always been the "in" body shape forever. Its only the modern west, controlled by the (((modern media))) that has convinced white guys that healthy women are unattractive

>>39663930
Dude, I hate niggers too. But they are insanely sexy and fun to look at

>>39663918
Millenial men realized in order to become real men they needed a real woman. Thus thicc black women found their soul mates by stealing young white boys from their mothers.

>>39663931
That would be an absolute tragedy, especially if it's random and mandatory.

>>39664017
Stay safe. But atleast you'll go out looking at mixed qts tho.

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>>39664032
It's not a bad prospect at all since my gf has those thick latin thighs I love so much.

>>39664023
I'd rather get a jap milf, they're not degenerates, at least.

>>39664052
Grats on the qt gf then, haha.

>>39663956
>If you find them hot - you don't hate them.
By that standards, I dont hate sluts, prostitutes, and pornstars, because a lot of them are in fact hot

I avoid black guys on the streets too, but 99% of the local population are white or spic, so its a nonissue

>>39663977
Its still being shilled and is giving us really serious jungle fever

>>39664023
>pedophobic environment
kys

>>39664057
>japs
>capital of fucked up porn
>not degenerates

we can dream

our dreams are eternal.

big black asses resting on my face

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>>39664097
forgot image

asdiahsd

>>39664057
>I'd rather get a jap milf
how about you post one?

>>39664077
Well, youre the one who wants a qt loli gf

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Why are black women peak performance?

>>39664028
But a tragedy for who, the girl or the robot?

I am not sure our white beta asses can handle a working class black woman

>>39664057
Enjoy your dried up Christmas Cake you stupid moralfag.

>>39663769
Ah i see, how do you know about that site, should i check it out? Guessing, like most things, it has a majority if not fully american userbase :(

Also this thread is one of the best threads i've seen in a while when it comes to the quality of the images, gonna save them all when it's dead.

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>>39664144
She would be hesitant at first but then when she realizes only a beta can show her true love she will come around.

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>>39664066
Gotta follow your dreams and your dick.

>>39664144
The girls mainly. I can't imagine the confusion upon discovering that people like us robots actually exist, let alone the disappointment in knowing that the government assigned you to live and attempt to love one. Though, I'm pretty sure it'd be a living hell for some anons to have to even breathe the same air as a black nonvirgin woman.

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>>39664207
It would make a great sitcom though.

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I just don't know how people could say no to this if actually presented with the situation.

>>39663423
All the men in Africa already left for Europe and left their own women to rot. Might as well take the hot ones over and hand them to incels.

>>39664245
I'd watch that every week, lol. An antisocial robot forced to live with a woman, let alone a qt thicc black one.

>>39664335
>>39662686
If presented with her, shes getting creampied. 11/10

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>>39664335
This picture gets me every time

everything about her is peak performance.

HNNNNNNGGGG

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>>39664354
>>39664355
Blessed are the robots who live for thickness.

>>39664245
Can't argue with that
>"Anon, you sure do love lemonade."
>"Umm...Not really. Why would you think that?"
>"Well when I was cleaning your room earlier today, I saw a couple of unopened bottles of lemonade beside your desk."
>"What? No I don't. The only bottles I have beside my desk are...Oh fuck."
>"What, Anon?"
>"Huh? N-nothing"
>"Come on, Anon. You can tell me anything"
>"Umm...Well. You see..."
*Camera switches to a shot of the house's exterior*
>"ANON, WHAT THE HELL!"
*laugh track and credits roll*

>>39664391
big
black
original
titties!

>>39663890
>so that they can have a guaranteed supply of white bfs
We're robots, lad. If somebody out there actually wanted us we wouldn't be stuck in this hellhole.

>>39664023
Reported. Hope you enjoy being on a watchlist, fucko.
>he thinks 4chan is an anonymous safe space

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>>39664425
It'd be like Big Bang Theory with on screen penetration sex scenes.

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>2nd day on the job
>better make sure he has a good morning
>"b-breakfast is ready anon"

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>>39664023
>pedophobic environment
Ya'll don't deserve any thick cuties son, get some help.

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What do black girl assholes smell like?

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>let's go for a walk anon
>you can walk behind me if you want :3

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>are you ready for our workout anon
>come on now you promised! :3

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Be honest, would the government need to force you to do this?

>>39664465
>interracial white male black female porn
>porn with a good plot
>porn that is a sitcom
>porn that is a sitcom feature actual robot characters and not normalfag meme nerds
The GOAT show for sure

I am not sure how hardcore sex scenes can be incorporated into a mainstream show like that, but the actual sex would have tons of comedy material right there

>>39664516
We deserve thicc black qts so we dont get tempted by little white girls

>>39664572
I'd hit 4pl8 with that qt.

>>39664601
They need to force her to do me

And they need to force me to like the idea of spending the rest of my life with a black goddess and have qt mixed babies with her

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>>39664738
What's wrong with that as long as you're happy Anon? We probably only get one chance at life as it is, and consider the fact you're not living in the streets of India literally shitting you life away out there.

>>39664738
Why would you not want to on your own?

>>39664771
>whats wrong with destroying your bloodline and genetic heritage out of a selfish attraction to black qts

>>39664773
We are robots, so we cant

Plus, even if were werent, we hate niggers, so the only way we can not feel guilty about falling in love with a black girl and having tons of fun with her is if we were forced to

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>>39664837
>whats wrong with destroying your bloodline and genetic heritage out of a selfish attraction to black qts
Who gives a shit? The world will be devoured by the sun one day and humanity is small potatoes sadly, unless we become an intergalactic species.

>>39664884
Do you want America to look like Congo or Detroit? Because that is what will happen when white guys realize just how sexy black girls are and start pumping out babies with them instead of with white women

>>39664916
Once again, Im mixed so I could care less about that. Atleast Im not attracted to white women more than I am black women. But I see what you mean, 300 years from now we'll all be mixed with something.

>>39664975
Black girls are so hot, but black genetics is incompatible with advanced civilization

However, I would love to be forced into a relationship with a black qt, so I have no regrets or guilt about enjoying it

>>39662587
Codi Bryant best ebony waifu

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>>39665248
Wanna suck on her succulent tits while I pump her full of semen

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bumping originally, i also have fapped to codi bryant a few times!

>>39663249
BRown people are just as bads as whites.

We need Allah

>>39664335
>blacks girls almost always say no to mainstream porn
>they always do this teasing shit
>only the uglier suburban black girls do porn and it's still fucking sparse

Why. Like there are a shitload of black girls, but for some reason they all hate porn.