Ideal partner thread!

>>39653565

>Male
>18 - 25
>Taller than me 5,10
>Not fussed about body type.
>Not fussed about Race.
>I want someone warm and caring. I guess fatherly too but I've got really bad daddy issues.
>Photography, Fashion, Computing, German, Japanese culture, Films, graphic design, cooking, piano.
>I'm Irish, I hate myself and I'll be dead soon enough, I miss my dad every day.
>We'd cuddle in bed, with the rain pouring down and watch Lain or Evangellion.

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>>39653565
Posting out of pity since this thread will get deleted in 10 min

>M
>21
>6"0
>ottermode
>Chink/Flip
>INTJ
>Motorcycles, cosplaying, cuddling
>Cuddling while watching chinese cartoons on a rainy day
>KHV loser, on the army reserves, a motorcycle mechanic that put anime stickers on baikus
>i look like Pic related but with shorter hair
>why bother with contact info nobody likes asian men lmao

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>>39653565
>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
18-28
I'm not too picky about age
>>Their height
Under my height (6'0)
>>Their body type
Chubby is fine by me but a slim build would be fine by me.
>>Their race/nationality
I don't care about race or nationality but tan girls and asians are pretty cute.
I just want someone I get along with.
>>Their personality
Clingy is a plus, maybe shy and introverted as well. Someone who is willing to listen to me rant about life and my philosophies.
>>Their interests
Card games would be amazing, I'm really big on them, video games, anime and even cosplay can be cool.
Bad movies is also a great thing to be into because I watch them all the time.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
A perfect day depends on how they feel. If they want to go outside we could do something fun like go to the beach or explore a museum or one of those pop up escape rooms then go check out local places to eat. I think staying inside and spending the day together doing video games and other activities would be amazing as well.
>>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 21, from Southern California. I play card games a majority of the time, I like Pokemon too especially the current OU! I get really into multiplayer video games like PUBG and Overwatch that I can play with friends. I am currently employed and going to school as well. If you'd like to talk more or learn more about me I'm pretty much an open book. I'm also pretty extroverted and easily exciteable.
>>Optional contact
[email protected]

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>>39654134
I just realized the thread is posting "their" and not "your"

Haha just fucking kill me now

>>39653768
I meet all your requirements but I'm unsure if I'd be considered fatherly. I also am contacting you more to talk than anything. Do you be chance have a Discord or a throw away email?

>>39654237
You'll leave me if we getclose, you'll stop replying and never want to talk to me again.

>>39654219
hahagahah i laughed out loud

>>39654359
I'm not one to leave people. I stick around until the very end. I can promise you that. If you're interested in talking though my throwaway is [email protected]

>>39653768
Why will you die soon? Is it gayaids from your dad?

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I just want a Sexbot

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>>39653565

>biological female
>lives in west texas

literally all I care about now because I'm fucking tired of adding you cunts and getting ghosted after a week or strung along with some stupid pretend internet relationship game

respond if you live near me and want an actual bf irl

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
legal
>Their height
smol
>Their body type
doesnt matter
>Their race/nationality
doesnt matter
>Their personality
yandere
>Their interests
me
>Describe a perfect day with them
playing gaems
>Talk a bit about yourself
im dying make my last days on earth happy
>Optional contact
lel

>Their gender
girl(male)

>Their age
20-27
>Their height
any
>Their body type
slim
>Their race/nationality
white/mexican
>Their personality
dominant
>Their interests
anime, videogames, guns, airsoft
>Describe a perfect day with them
We play airsoft
>Talk a bit about yourself
white, 6', pre-hrt femboy
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
yeah i dont want to get banned

>Optional contact
msg me

>>39654539
Just fuck off you stupid cunt.

>>39655510
dont make me fuck you little boi shut the fuck up

>>39653768
Are you a boy or a girl? Drop down a contact.

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>Their gender
MtF trap/shemale
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
Does not matter.
>Their body type
skinny, average, or thicc.
>Their race/nationality
European descent / ANY but lives near me
>Their personality
shutin, dislikes everybody but me and their family & close friends. Likes to cuddle,
cute, 100% dependable, trustworthy, honesty, and lowkey wants to commit suicide together at some point.
>Their interests
Some video games would be good, some films(pleb stuff is acceptable, though I may not be too keen on it.), other hobbies are acceptable too, I am open to anything.
>Describe a perfect day with them
-Cold day outside, rainy
-sleep in late together till 12
-Neither of us have to work that day
-lay around, play games individually/together or watch movies
-order pizza at 6
-more movies/video games
-go for a night walk in a nearby ravine
-shower together
-lewd stuff
>Talk a bit about yourself
I am a naturally serious person, so some counter-balanced is needed. Light weight, dark brown hair, blue eyes and 5'11 height.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
I do not really know.
>Optional contact

This is going to go nowhere most likely, so there is no point. I am from Western Canada.

>>39655534
Actually kill yourself. Chicago

>Female
>17-29
>anything above 5 ft/154 cm
>skinny/slender
>European, North African, Levant, Eurasian Steppe, Japanese
>not mean
>As long as you enjoy nature
>A picnic in the wide open field and then we cuddle and watch the stars
>Studying in university for engineering, go to the gym and watch anime is how i spend my time when im not working
if you ask for contact i dont mind posting it

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>>39655836
thats it spread those cheeks faggot im cumming in

>>39655938
I'm not a fucking fetish baiter, just fuck off and kill yourself you stupid cunt.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-22
>Their height
Shorter than me (5'9")
>Their body type
Skinny
>Their race/nationality
white or asian
>Their personality
Shy and reserved.
>Their interests
anime, games, crafts, painting, hiking, etc... Not picky unless it's something degenerate.
>Describe a perfect day with them
A picnic for lunch by ourselves followed by a walk while we hold hands and talk.
Later we could stay home for dinner and end the night by cuddling and playing games.
>Talk a bit about yourself
White, 7-9/10, student.
I'm pretty similar to what I want in a girl except obviously more masculine.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
No
>Optional contact
Doubt anyone is interested but on the off chance just reply.

>>39656031
bitch i aint gonna leave you alone for all you know we are more compatiable then you know now gimmie that fucking ass sissyboi

>>39656156
Just off yourself, you're the cancer of./r9k/

>>39655463
whats the legal age where you live, anon?

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>>39653565
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Same or older than me (21+)
>Their height
Taller than me (5'9+)
>Their body type
Stronk
>Their race/nationality
Literally doesn't matter.
>Their personality
Textbook definition of a dudebro.
>Their interests
Literally anything other than movies, pizza and other entry-level geek stuff. Has to have a hobby and not act perfect.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling on a rainy day.
>Talk a bit about yourself
College student, draws stuff, codes shit, Europe, not a shutdown beta, knows how to dress at least.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>>39655820
>Optional contact
Just give me a (You) I guess.

Pic related: her ;_;

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>>39656270
18 are you of age anon?

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>>39655787
this fits me pretty well
especially the shut in that dislikes everyone but the people I'm close to part, I didn't know people liked that
let me ask something of you
are you reliable? are you able to be there for me when I need it?
the last guy I got close to wasn't at all

>>39656318
Why does that girl look like a crack addict?

>>39656931
She just came out of bed.

>>39656924
I'm pretty reliable. I can be here all day and all night. If we get close enough I'll even give you my phone number.

>Female

>18-25

> Height doesnt matter im a manlet (4'8''

>Body type doesnt matter i dont judge

>Race wont matter really

>Loving,Caring,Supporting,understanding thats all really ahah

>Gaming,TV shows,Movies,Graphic Design,music,

>Describe a perfect day with them

>Gosh where do i start? Handicapped horrible self esteem somewhat mentally stable but when alone sad and depressed af all i do is draw and play games with like 2-3 friends i made over the years

>I lost my collection of OC Gf's so shit

>Don't really feel like putting contact cuz im afraid of people just fucking with me

>>39657325
Also
>interests: SPACE
SPACE
SPACE!

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Last time I posted this I got to talk to a nice femanon who ghosted after one day.

>Their gender
F
>Their age
18-24
>Their height
Doesn't matter, anything from like 5' to 6' is fine
>Their body type
T H I C C (though just about any is fine)
>Their race/nationality
White, the closer to Canada the better
>Their personality
Easygoing, nice, good sense of humour, mostly sane, down with the bantz and maymays, doesn't take things really personally
>Their interests
Anything indoorsy
>Describe a perfect day with them
Anything indoorsy
>Turn ons
Seeming interested in talking to me
>Turn offs
Smoking, drinking, drugs, tattoos, weird piercings, SJW silliness, BPD-type issues, nonvirginity
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
24/M/Canada
6'2", phat
Neckbear tamer
Nintendork
Own around 3000 CDs

Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

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>>39657361
I AM NOT KILLING THIS THREAD

NOT THIS TIME

>>39656400
not asking because im not of age, just wondering how young you meant.
whats the point of writing legal if you just mean 18 anyway?

>>39658241
Because i don't care how old you are you can be 60 for all i care just be legal

>>39657325
4'8''? Thats hella interesting, drop contact.

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>>39653565
>male
>just be older than me (I'm 19)
>just be taller than me (I'm 5'7)
>I like dad bods(they look so nice to hug)(it would be cool if you could pick me up too)
>white or asian.
>please just be nice and perhaps sensitive. Also, must be moderate-far right conservative
>I love talking about politics, art, history, anthropology, literature
>watching movies and tv for a long while, go to IHOP for pancakes for dinner, come back home and cuddle and fall asleep in eachother's arms
>I'm introverted, artistic, a bit cynical, and I love talking about movies, especially Star Wars. I vary between intp and infp, and I hate math, but appreciate people who are good at it.
>pic related, it's a drawing I did of myself

>>39653565
>Their gender
Male (Male)
>Their age
18-22
>Their height
Whatever, nothing extreme
>Their body type
Whatever, nothing extreme
>Their race/nationality
White / Whatever as long as they're close
>Their personality
Chill, wee bit clingy, painfully honest about anything, a bit confused in general
>Their interests
Same as mine
>Describe a perfect day with them
It's cloudy outside - we wake up late, him being in my arms. I get up and make him and myself warm coffee / hot cocoa. We lounge around a bit talking about music or video production techniques. After that, we go cycling and come back home just as rain starts. I order a pizza for us two after which we get mad high and watch Futurama. Pizza arrives, I tip the delivery guy, thunderstorm ensues. I try to get some long exposure photos through the window while he complains how I'm gonna get the camera wet. After that I hold him while we share cool stories about lightning strikes. More vidya! It's night, as the storm dies down, I find some 40's swing on the shortwave radio and get down and dirty with him after which we cuddle and fall asleep.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Chubby gay guy, most of my hobbies are oriented around tech and digital art. INTP, I love thunderstorms and all forms of electronic music. I'm not too shy even though I lack self confidence. I'm very emotional but not clingy.
>Optional contact
I'll drop if anyone's interested

>>39658429
how old are you yourself anon? also, gl getting a qt granny gf. im rooting for you from the sidelines

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>Their gender
Male

>Their age
25+

>Their height
5'8''+

>Their body type
Skelly

>Their race/nationality
White/American

>Their personality
Shy, submissive, calm

>Their interests
Computers, movies, history or anything

>Other desirable
KHHV who lives in Washington or on west coast and can travel

>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling all morning then wandering around a tourist scene watching the people but not talking to anyone else.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I have a feederism fetish so need someone willing to indulge me

>Optional picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>>39658827
You seem qt and I fit most of those preferences but I don't think our interests would really overlap. I'm mostly one for vidya and weird old music.

>>39659031
Um... okay.jpeg

>>39659081
Not the qt but what kind of weird music?

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>>39653565
>Their gender
Female

>Their age
17-25
>Their height
5'5-5'9 but I dont really care that much
>Their body type
Slim and non-fat
>Their race/nationality
White or Japanese, other Asians I don't mind
>Their personality
Warm and caring, likes to cuddle and go on dates but also likes to experiment in the bedroom, open to ideas and likes to learn and discuss things, when arguing can see things from others point of view and consider how they are thinking
>Their interests
Anime, manga, retro games, games, technology, science, electronics, building stuff and tinkering, Eurobeat, drifting, airsoft, mechs, cyberpunk, future tech possibilities
>Describe a perfect day with them
We go out on a date around town, have a picnic, then walk around and browse, go home and watch anime or play games, mainly just enjoy eachothers company so it wouldn't matter what we do too much
>Talk a bit about yourself
I like most things I stated above, I'm a bit lonely and looking for someone, I find it hard to find others who has a similar mindset so I haven't tried making friends for the past 5 or so years because I can usually tell when I won't get on with someone, I managed to get 2 friends tho, despite feeling a bit depressed sometimes I have mostly put behind me any hopes of making new friends or dating so I am generally quite happy immersing myself in my interests so I am usually quite upbeat and happy, want someone I can play games with and chat with cause that's what's really getting to me, not being able to discuss my latest anime or games or project ideas, doing it by text doesn't fullfil much for me
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Im a bit short, 5'7, 56kg, long brown/blond hair, fairly average fitness, I'm not ugly, probably a 5-6 out of 10, feel like it varies sometimes
>Optional contact
DoujinChan#4095 is a discord I just made

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>Their gender

>Their age

>Their height

>Their body type

>Their race/nationality

>Their personality

>Their interests

>Describe a perfect day with them

>Talk a bit about yourself

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact

this is too much work, i just want to get a sleepy gf

>>39659135
Not weird in the avant-garde sense, but mostly really raw low-class stuff from the 50's and 60's. Obscure rockabilly and garage rock and blues and what have you.

>>39656318
How important is the taller thing? I saw you earlier but didnt message because I'm 5'2'' but other than that...

>>39658827
Aw man, now I want to see what you really look like

>>39658831
"I'll drop if anyone's interested"

Wow what a coincidence, you got discord?

>>39658827
Are you female? Cause you sound like a person I could talk to

>>39659283
Female (male) yeah

>>39659273
No, but I have Kik, Telegram and email. You got any of those you'd be willing to share?

>>39659301
Nigger don't speak for me

>>39659329
The """"""lady""""" doth protest too much. Pics or gtfo you hrt ho

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>>39653565
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
17 - 21
>Their height
More than 5'2
>Their body type
Boyish qt face, average to skelly is ok
>Their race/nationality
White, everywhere
>Their personality
Introverted, sweet, intelligent, pessimist, pragmatic, clingy, insanely loyal
>Their interests
Whatever he likes it's fine with me, if we match is a plus
>Describe a perfect day with them
its raining and we cuddle all afternoon enjoying each other's company, I would feel like making cookies and you'll help me, hugging me from behind, singing into my ear sweet nonsense
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 19 year old sadgrill, doing absolutely nothing with my life, I'm secretly a romantic so i want a virgin boy, my political views could be described as alt right but desu I don't know if some political party represents me. I'm not religious so when people talk a lot about that is annoying to me. I don't like kikes and people without hair/ horrid teeth (deal breaker)
I have black long hair and palish skin
I'm not drug friendly
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Someone that qt would never lay his eyes on me

>>39659325
Gimme a minute to setup a throwaway email

>>39659444
A girl as far as I can tell... but who knows

>>39659405
Why bother I'll die alone anyways

>>39659405
Are you real, please tell me you live near me. I fit all that and I like how you think.

>>39659467
Sounds like female (male) to me

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>>39659186
>tfw nobody on 4chan is interested in this sort of music

>>39658827
>tfw meet all the requirements but not white

>>39659496
Probably not. I live in a shithole anon
I'm sorry

>go to /soc/
>see mormies
>leave /soc/

but seriously that place is unwelcoming as fuck to outsiders

>>39659405
I fit that age and body type

>>39659550
Not in the states?

>>39659325
[email protected]

Done.

>>39659552
Yeah, and soc seems just about sexual encounters, not actual relationships

>>39659573
No. It's that important?

>>39659405
Guess you're a slav

>>39658827
Is your location somewhere within the confines of the Continental US?

>>39658827
Bump because want, fucking find me somehow

>>39659668
Yes. East coast

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>>39653565
>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
5ish i dont care
>Their body type
not fat
>Their race/nationality
white, asian
>Their personality
somebody who is tired of the same shit and wants to actually try to do something with me
>Their interests
movies or maybe music. i like games but i feel like movies is probably something ee can consume together and get more out of
>Describe a perfect day with them
after we fuck like 9 times we get food and watch a movie, then do drugs and shit idk i like space too
>Talk a bit about yourself
28, a bit cynical, likes cars, music, movies, and playing overwatch, and bullshitting with my nazi internet pals. i live alone with 2 cats.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
no pictures on r9k, imagine fatter jared leto. for her? i like cute faces over sexy
>Optional contact
discord: rick2707 #5083

>>39659581
Sent, hope it went through

Their gender
either I'm bisexual so i don't really care
>Their age 19/20/21/22/26

>Their height
i don't really care just don't be under 5 feet
>Their body type don't really care about this either just please take care of your body have good Hygene and don't be greasy

>Their race/nationality White or mexican
>Their personality
dominant/sub type of mix capable of being both caring possessive laid back easy going willing to leave the house to do fun stuff but usually a shut in
anything but a normalfag
>Their interests occultism anime history politics vidya movies music

>Describe a perfect day with them not really sure what to put here but one of my ideal dates is us just doing fun stupid shit together or cuddling on the bed or sofa and watching movies or anime just cuddling all day and ordering pizza for dinner or just snacking
>Talk a bit about yourself 22 yr old autistic shitposting neet trying to get somewhere comfortable in life i don't care too much about how much money i make as long as I'm comfortable and can afford a good computer and have another bot or a fembot to spend my days with I'm submissive usually but can be dom I'm usually dependent on people due to a personality disorder I'm down to earth very laid back and open minded willing to try anything you want I have a big sex drive so I'l make sure we're always satisified I'm very flexible to fetishes and will give yours a try my only limits are scat diapers the obvious stuff I'm also a shut in but don't mind leaving the house if we're going out to do something fun

>Optional person who finds my criteria good taste in mind attractive doesn't dress like a normalfag huge bonus if you're goth or into some other subculture
>Optional contact Rei
#9160

>>39659807
Me too. Northeast, but I travel. I am making an email, do not escape.

>>39659807
[email protected]

>>39659910
whoa dude calm your fucking dick really want green face?

>>39659953
Chances are I get ghosted anyway, the fuck do I risk losing? Your respect?

>>39659984
my respect dont matter but i think your funny

>>39659984
That's not her dude

>>39659598
No, I just wanted to be sure you didn't live near me.

>>39658827
i think this matches my post

>no contact info

k bish

>>39660020
Oh ok anon
have a nice day

Holy shit this whole thread is a dumpster fire. What is the point of having a containment board if you retards are going to have contactfagging threads anyways then complain about how said containment board ruins this already ruined board.

>>39653565
>WE DON'T WANT SOC FILTH EDITION
>surveythread
I... what?

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>Their gender
Male(male)
>Their age
25+
>Their height
6ft+
>Their body type
Chubby, hairy
Lanklets also OK
>Their race/nationality
White
Tan or light shades of brown also OK
>Their personality
Open minded.
Confident / dominant.
Serious.
Hard working.
High libido.
Loyal, respectful.
Very gay.
I don't know really.
>Their interests
Computer science.
Vidya gaems.
Animu & mango.
TV, movies.
Anything we can do on PC.
Fitness is also great.
>Describe a perfect day with them
A nice date somewhere fun. You pick.
I want to split the bill but you insist on paying for everything.
So I decide to pay for everything too and we fight over the bill.
Listening to music (Wu Tang and Misfits) and singing in the car.
A movie that makes me cry and you tease me about it.
Watching netflix and cuddling after at your place.
Bedroom stuff. Be gentle (be very rough)
>Talk a bit about yourself
im gay
26 years old, 200lbs.
Normal masculine guy with a resting bitch face.
White, dark hair, sky blue eyes.
Uhh. Kind of a gentle, caring personality.
Always says please and thank you. Tries not to swear.
All of my hobbies are online. Except cooking.
I'd like to get into something active though!
Uhhh. Work and school full time.
I'm busy but I'll always make time for you. Promise.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
pic related, my ideal bf desu.
>Optional contact
[email protected]
(it's just a kidding i'm not really a weedlord or a goku)
I can give you discord, steam, etc from there!

Everything is negotiable obviously, none of this is strictly mandatory.
It's an "ideal," right? Just to give you an idea of my type.

Aaaaanyway.
Thanks for reading!
Have a great night!

>>39655787
I'm a tranny mtf but i doubt you'l want me because I'm 22 and not on hrt

>>39660018
Uh, one of those tricky moments when I intended you plural

>>39660076
we are robots why would we want trash from that fucking board?

>>39660078
Good luck with finding someone. You seem very nice

>>39660001
Glad to be of service, then

>>39659405
you seem nice but I'm brown so it wouldn't work out

>>39660078
Ah, I should have probably said that I'm from the US. Northeast. I can travel but more than a few states, or like... transatlantic would be difficult.

I do have a passport, Canadians are very welcome.

>>39660216
Thanks!
Whichever post is yours...
If you made one that is...
Uh.
You too! Good luck!

>>39654168
I wanna talk to you, my discord is Blue Sea #9354

>>39660354
I sent you a request. If you need any verification to know it's me just ask.
The card is called Masked Phantom, Harri.

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>>39653565
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
I don't care, but I'm not tall so I can't really choose
>Their body type
I don't care as long as she's not fat, both skinny and curvy with a bit of meat are fine
>Their race/nationality
White preferably but anything is fine except blacks
>Their personality
As long as you don't behave like a child or a slut it's fine
>Their interests
The common ones are fine, I'm sure we can find something that we both like. Drugs are a no and alcohol is only okay if she can control herself
>Describe a perfect day with them
Can't say that without knowing her
>Talk a bit about yourself
22, half southern half northern euro, I've been told to be too cold and serious but I don't think it's true. Introverted. Used to be fit as fuck, I did let myself go and now strongfat. Black hair, light eyes, light skin

Why not, doubt I'll get anything anyways

>Their gender
Doesn't matter to me
>Their age
Under 30 and we're good
>Their height
Long as it isn't dwarfism I can probably dig it
>Their body type
Anything except overweight or obese.
>Their race/nationality
Not black and I can make do. Live in the U.S., even better
>Their personality
Honestly I have no idea on this one. I guess somebody who's low energy, enjoys snugglin, and doesn't mind silence every now and again would be fine. I just want somebody I can feel affection for honestly.
>Their interests
Anime, vidya, snuggles, the indoors, and maybe MtG would be great.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Just some housework like dishes and cleaning either together or in seperate rooms at the same time, and then once everything is nice and clean just sitting back and either watching anime or vidya until we fall asleep would be nice.
>talk a bit about yourself
Degenerate MtF trans, ginger, skinny, fairly quiet and introverted, can become chatty when you get me on a topic I enjoy, sarcastic and at times vulgar, and really unmotivated to do much of anything besides housework and sleep.

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>Their gender
Female. No traps or trannies.
>Their age
I'm 23, so anything close to that.
>Their height
I'm 5'5". Taller or shorter I don't really care as long as you're over 5 feet tall.
>Their body type
I'm sort of skinny average, you should be too.
>Their race/nationality
Again, I'm Asian so that's preferred, but white people are ok too.
>Their personality
Chill, can endure my stupid jokes and stuff, rarely go to parties, quiet, must be fairly smart. Some back and forth teasing between us would be real fun, so being silver tongued might help but being on the quiet side of things is fine too. Cool type is best type.
>Their interests
As long as it's nothing weird or degenerate it's fine. I'm more sedentary and don't care about most sports. I used to go camping and hiking and things like that, so that sort of outdoor stuff is fine. You should like dogs too.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Not really a perfect day, but going out to eat and then meeting up with friends to drink and play games or something sounds like the average day together. We'd probably need to get to know each other before really doing cooler stuff.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Probably every guy here likes video games and anime, so there's that, although I don't do those things a ton like I used to. I love guns and shooting. I also like animals, mainly fish and other aquatic things. Learning languages is cool to me and I have a Jap friend so I've been teaching myself that, but I hope to learn a few others. There are a ton of hobbies I want to start or have done a little bit of.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Chihaya Kisaragi is a miracle of the universe.
>Optional contact
My discord is buttfuckr69#0903

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Reposting this
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-30
>Their height
Height doesn't bother me, just don't be under 5'0". That'll look weird next to me.
>Their body type
Skinny/fit/average. Petite features (small butt/hips/boobs) are a plus.
>Their race/nationality
preferably white, but if I click with someone race means nothing.
>Their personality
Kind, appreciative, loving, motivated, a passion for life and living. Someone with a bit of intellect helps too (not that I'm one to talk).
>Their interests
Can be anything really, just be passionate about it. Get me excited about your loves, because I'll endeavour to do the same to you.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up cuddling and just enjoying the cold morning wrapped in each other's warmth. Cooking and enjoying a lazy breakfast in bed I made for you. A walk/hike in the locale, dinner out watching the sunset before coming home for and enjoying each other's body before passing out together.
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'2", blonde/blue eyes average looking guy. I like divination/occultism and practice martial arts. I work out and work night shifts. I am a blackbelt and run classes 4x a week. Hoping to get back to studies next year but for now just working and doing online courses.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic related I made for the thread about making yourself
>Optional contact
Discord: mrayner#9994
Not interested in a relationship but anyone interested in talking can add me

>>39659405
You in /Serbia/ ?

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>Their gender
F
>Their age
18-21
>Their height
Anything from 5' to 6'
>Their body type
Nothing above thicc
>Their race
Anything goes
>Their personality
Hopefully they would rather enjoy being alone with me than with a big group of friends. Soft spoken and perceptive so she knows what's up.
>Their interests
Media, art, music, video games, cooking, goofing off together. Any music but country and extremely edgy rock/metal is fine.
>Perfect day
If we are inside, we watch a movie or an anime together and cuddle then we throw on some music and dance around like dweebs making dinner together. Outside we go to an attraction, an amusement park, a movie, maybe something artsy, then sit down for a nice dinner.
>talk a bit about yourself
Basically a giant teddy bear. I'm extremely logical so my sense of humor is slightly dry and I don't pick up on insanely ironic jokes but i'm a huge softy.
>pic
In no way related.

>Their gender
male
>Their age
20-34
>Their height
idc
>Their body type
not obese
>Their race/nationality
white, preferably with blue eyes
>Their personality
high conscientiousness low neuroticism
>Their interests
outdoorsy stuff, reading, diy, maybe tabletop
>Describe a perfect day with them
raising our perfect 14 aryan children on a self sufficient homestead in the middle of nowhere
>Talk a bit about yourself
i just sit around daydreaming about things that will probably never happen because i don't have the agency to fix my own situation. 20/f/east coast

>>39659405
I believe I fit the criteria if you're willing

>>39661295
I really wish I lived in the US because your perfect day sounds amazing. Homestead and large family? Yes please. Fit everything else too.

>>39660784
I'm a male and I fit this, but I'm in Europe.

>>39661295
I'm all of this, easily. Not really interested though.
You seem really boring and high-maintenance.
I feel like I'm totally out of your league honestly.

>>39661400

why does everyone good always have to live overseas :/

>>39661585

cool, bye.

>>39661679
I just want you to know that you're low quality and you deserve to be alone.

>>39661737

you're on this website picking on random autistic women for kicks so you're likely much lower quality, i'm not really mourning the loss desu.

>>39659070
If you are a female(female) then the feederism is pretty hot. I don't match the age, height and location qualifications though.

>>39661800
If I was picking on you, you would be crying. More than you're crying now.

Being a dick to skanks doesn't make me low quality, idiot.

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>Female
>18-20
>shorter than 5'11" or shorter
>I don't mind chub. I don't do obese though.
>tfw asian or white qt 3.14
>chill but who could also have some banter some times
>vidya gaems and drawing
>We both are at home from a tiresome day at work, we spend time together by having fun with vidyas and watching a movie. As we eat dinner we talk about each other's day and maybe give off some puns/crummy jokes and giggle to ourselves
>18. I'm chubby myself and basically likes to doodle and play some games. I do get a bit sensitive at times, and trying to improve. I'm a bit reserved to myself in public yet fine on the internet.
>Face is like mix of austin mahone and ralphie from christmas story.

honestly i dont expect much from this thread.

>>39661679
My thoughts exactly..I mean my whole goal is to get into corporate to earn enough over 10yrs to afford a block of land in the outback and go full off the grid homestead. Would you be willing to work with someone towards that goal?

>>39661840

i don't cry because random larping autists online don't like me, i have plenty of actual problems to worry about. if this is some kind of negging you're superbly bad at it, if you're serious that's even sadder, but either way you're very obviously not a high quality mate, you would not be posting here in the first place, nevermind cringe-worthy edge posting at strangers.

>>39661854

i have a bit of money already, i'd probably be able to buy land here on my own i'm just too scared to do it alone. i probably would not survive the outback though, i really don't like hot weather or spiders lol, i was thinking more in a nice comfy forest.

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>being a 5'5" (165 cm) manlet reading these threads
Hold up, lemme just commit suicide real quick.

Why are these threads still made? Girls of value don't need to search for romantic partners on /r9k/, why do you think they would? There are more productive ways of getting what you want. Not only that, by creating these threads you're just making it easier for the guys that are better than you to steal away all of the girls, look at how much competition you have now. Just to illustrate the point, here is one more competitor.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
Don't care, preferably not taller than 5'10.
>Their body type
Don't care, just not fat.
>Their race/nationality
White and Asians only.
>Their personality
Low in agreeableness. Low in extraversion. IQ of 120-150 Others can be variable.
>Their interests
If they match the personality, their interests will match mine.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I don't want to.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I don't want to, if you want to know about myself, search the trip on archive.4plebs, desuarchive, and warosu.
>Optional contact
If you want to contact me, I'm a tripfag. Just ask and at some point I'll respond.

>>39661997
Well you're closer to our goal than I am, so props to you darling! Ahh yea I can understand that; you want someone to start the project with together. Yea, in all honesty it's too hot for me too; I'm a human heater.
>a nice comfy forest
Hnnngg yes please, That sounds magical; take me now lets go! But seriously, even if it doesn't go anywhere wanna add me on discord? At the worst we can motivate each other and dream of that end goal together.
mrayner#9994

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>Their gender
I don't care desu
>Their age
25+ if female
18-21 if male
>Their height
5'-5'9" if female, 5'8"+ if male
>Their body type
Skinny or chubby, idc too much. With females I vastly prefer skinny or athletic
>Their race/nationality
White boys are adorable.
The darker the better for girls though
As long as you aren't a scum-fuck muzzie, you're good with me
>Their personality
I really like smart but ditsy boys that aren't overconfident. Good with computers or economics, something they can talk about that I don't have a fucking clue about. Lovey-dovey-ness is always appreciated.
With females I really enjoy super orderly women that are ambitious. Dominant as well, both in personality and otherwise.
>Their interests
Music and movies. Also drugs, to some extent.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I just wanna make dinner and watch 2intelligent4u movies while cuddling on the couch with someone, maybe some clothed rubbing if the night goes that way.
>Talk a bit about yourself
5'9" guy, I do security work occasionally. Also a hobby instrumentalist, I enjoy singing as well. Favorite genres are black metal and ambient, and I really enjoy psychological films a lot, stuff like Synecdoche, New York and Prisoners. Long full hair, wavy and black as well. I also really enjoy collecting knives and machetes, hmu.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
this isn't soc you fucking cuck quit copying threads from there
>Optional contact
:thinking:

>>39661841
Also I forgot to mention you can contact me by discord. Just reply to me and I'll give the user

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>Their gender
Either is fine
>Their age
24-30
>Their height
Taller than 5'6"
>Their body type
Doesn't matter, but prefer normal body type.
>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter.
>Their personality
Kind and considerate. Funny/goofy a huge plus!
>Their interests
Anime, manga, vidya, technology. Generally things like this.
>Describe a perfect day with them
We enjoy each other's company. Maybe go for a walk or out to eat- then go watch some anime together and hold hands/cuddle. I basically want OP's image. Someone I could enjoy walking around comiket with.
>Talk a bit about yourself
24 year year old femanon introvert in the US. I watch a lot of seasonal anime and play some vidya. (Mainly overwatch and PUBG right now.) Average body type. Used to be overweight, but have lost about 60 pounds since last year and still on track to lose more. I work in a field I enjoy and am very passionate about!
>Optional contact

Thanks!

>>39662415
I fit all of this, but I am 21 if that is okay with you. I'd love to play games together.
My throwaway email is [email protected]
I'll toss you my Discord or something.

>>39662415
You seem really nice hope you find someone

>>39653565
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
16-25
>Their height
Anything under 5'11
>Their body type
anything aslong as their not obese
>Their race/nationality
idc about race
>Their personality
want some one who is loving and care but also can be a bitch who brings the bants
>Their interests
movies, art or books, i want them to be passionate about something
>Describe a perfect day with them
going to see a movie then to a nice resturant while ending the day in my arms
>Talk a bit about yourself
im 6'3 kind of chubby guy living in new zealand who is currently in Film School
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
ask when you message me
>Optional contact
novafist#3533 on discord
Novafist is my kik

>>39653565
I just want a Sakura Futaba gf.

>>39659405
this is >>39661343
throwaway contact is [email protected]

>>39662415
What field do you work in? Got discord?

>>39663473
I work in the automotives field. I can fix your car.

>>39663571
You sound like a real catch and I hope you find someone who will keep you happy :)

>>39663571
Sadly I don't have a car, where in the US are you? And what are you watching this season?

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>Male or Female
>18-25
>If a guy, taller than me (5'3), if a girl then height doesn't matter
>average or even chubby, just not too thin
>any nationality as long as they're okay with me being a spic
>Nice and patient, not afraid to be affectionate
>vidya and anime, an interest in homesteading
>cooking a nice home meal together and enjoying it, then letting me use their body as a pillow as I read ebooks
>From socal, I spend all my days wage slaving or wasting my time playing vidya, I also garden and cook regularly, I'm trying to stick to an exercise regime to get fit

>>39659070
>match all
>not khhv
reee

>>39663691
You sound pretty cute anon
Are you a female(female)?

>>39663691
Do you have any contacts, anon? I'd love to make friends with you. I'm also in SoCal.

>>39663663
Thanks, nothing makes me happier than the sound a V8 engine makes when it roars.

>>39663686
I'm watching time fly by this season as I chill in my pickup drinking ice cold beer, working on my weight and hopefully taking care of myself.

>>39663811
>the sound a V8 engine makes when it roars
Please stop trying to arouse me.
Quit drinking if you can, that will help a lot.

>>39663850
>Quit drinking if you can
I've been slowing down on it. I know it's unhealthy but it helps cope with lonelyness and the thoughts that constantly run in my head. I drink maybe once every two weeks.

>>39663881
Alcohol has an absolute fuckton of calories, cut that one out and not only will you feel much better by not poisoning yourself, you will also drop the pounds like mad

>>39663750
Female yes.

>>39663781
I don't think I'd make a very good conversation partner at the moment desu.

>>39663926
Thanks, anon. I'll be sure to do that. Te me a bit about yourself

> their gender
Female. Anything else goes. Please be my friend :(

>>39653565
>don't want soc
>optional picture
gears a turnin

>>39664016
drop a discord id, i'd like to talk to you in the morning if thats okay. i'm too sleepy now

>>39664113
Drop yours tf? I want a friend too.

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>>39663974
I am not the man you were originally talking to, though some info on me would be that I'm much younger than you, but adore technology, and space engineering in the nightmarish realm of Canada

>>39664143
:) teorema#7536

going to sleep now, if anyone wants to talk i am down, yes i am a real living girl

>post shitty /soc/ template thread
>denounce "/soc/ filth" in the OP
Kill yourselves

Can I get any qt's who want to follow the 14 words and live in the Midwest?

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
<30
>Their height
doesnt matter
>Their body type
doesnt matter
>Their race/nationality
white and/or latin, speaks french, doesnt matter where
>Their personality
Intuitive, Intelligent, Sensible, Fierce, Creative
>Their interests
dunno but someone who has above personality is bound to have good interests surely
>Describe a perfect day with them
Union toward the infinite
>Talk a bit about yourself
INTP, I think everyone is retarded
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
I<m not sure but very long hair will most likely be a necessity ... non-virgins need not apply
>Optional contact
reply to this post and Ill see

>>39659070
I match this almost completely, although I'm not on the west coast.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
under 6ft
>Their body type
Average to slim
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian
>Their personality
Not really a stickler about this one, but if I had to nail down a kind of girl I really like, she would be shy and bookwormish, but wouldn't be afraid to tell me what's on her mind. I love a smart girl. I wouldn't mind her being clingy or depressed or whatever.
>Their interests
Anything really, as long as they're passionate about it. Bonus points for nerdy hobbies.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Quiet lunch in a cafe and walking around town, talking. Maybe visit a library or a museum together. Or if it's kind of a lazy day, just simply staying indoors reading books or playing games together.
>Talk a bit about yourself
21 year old student in the east coast. I love drawing and writing. I play videogames and watch anime occasionally, but not as much as I used to. Hapa dude, black hair, light complexion, average build.
>Optional contact
[email protected]
I've also got discord too, so just ask for it in the email.

>Their gender
Male

>Their age
Any

>Their height
Over 5'6

>Their body type
Skeletor, skinny fat or athletic

>Their race/nationality
White, mixed or Asian. Preferably with blue or hazel eyes if white or mixed.

>Their personality
Sarcastic, flirty, punny, condescending, self depricating humour is a win

>Their interests
Anything but staying inside all day

>Describe a perfect day with them
We wake up early and go for a walk somewhere. We go out to eat for lunch, get ice cream after. Go home and watch netflix until dinner time. Get dressed up and go to a bar and screw around and then hit up taco bell drunken. Then a bit after we have primal ball slapping sex anywhere we feel like until you either cum in me or on me

>Talk a bit about yourself
I want someone that is equally as attractive as I am or more. Im so insecure I want you on a leash by my side for my constant validation. If im not happy im either sad or mad and my mood is always at 100%. Im 4'10 and like being carried and held. I want someone to be my slave and my dad at the same time but like as an unspoken fact otherwise its awkward.

>>39659405
this is so bait

>>39659405
all me but im half white who cares though im the fucking top dog everyone is a fucking miserable retard EVERYONE

>>39664457
Hey there, I fit all of this except I'm kind of a spic.
Do you have any contacts?

>>39664457
Location? Potentially interested

>>39664457
I fit all your requirements, wanna add me on KIK?

>>39664532
>>39664540
>>39664544
Chicagoland area. I didnt really expect responses.

>>39664640
>female
>doesnt expect responses
>okay.jpg

>>39664640
Do you have any contacts or anything, anon? I'd love to talk.

>>39664640
This is the KIK anon, I'm actually less than a few hours away in WI. Would appreciate it if you added me on KIK anon. My username is SirMandM

>>39656263
That wasn't me but my dad aids joke was fucking hilarious, learn to accept that people make jokes the same way you accepted death and life mite b cool.

>>39664640
Well I'm a huge sucker for that s/m alternating relationship dynamic, and I get pretty darn clingy and protective, and want the same in return. It's a shame we'll never meet. Good luck in your hunt

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>it's another nobody responds to you episode

>>39665010
Are you female? Please respond

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>>39665010
>expecting people to respond to you unless you have a vagina
Where do you think we are, anon?

>>39665029
Nigger do you see any female posts that haven't been responded to?

>>39665040
Why do girls make posts here looking for guys and don't follow up on any of the posts? Makes absolutely no sense.

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>>39665092
It's almost like they're doing it for attention.

>>39665010
What did you expect?
Women aren't alone unless they want to be, then they just get a husbando. Why would they need a thread like this?

>>39665010
Do you have a small dick pls respond

>>39665140
>tfw 6 inch dicklet
Good to know that wasn't original and someone shares my pain
>inb4 the other dupe post was my own

>>39665238
>having a dick smaller than 7 inches
cute tbqh

>>39665259
>tfw to cope with having a below acceptable dick I've been jerking off to stuff of huge dicked 2d futas bullying guys about how much bigger their girlcocks are
I should stop but also it feels so good

>tfw honestly just want someone to spend time with me, bond and play video games
>tfw can't find anyone like thar

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i just want a girl from australia or new zealand that i can talk to and play games with

>>39665363
As an ausfag iktf

>>39665317
this is exactly my fetish
on the futa end that is
I just wanna bully a cute dicklette boy into being my bitch, man.

>>39665385
>tfw no pegging gf to frot you with a strap-on bigger than your dick
Sometimes I self insert as the futa end too and it's really lewd but in real life I'd take the dicklet role sadly

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>Their gender
Female.
>Their age
Preferably same as myself, more or less. 18-24.
>Their height
5'7" - 5'8"
>Their body type
Slender, Slim, Pale.
>Their race/nationality
White, of course.
>Their personality
Sweet, kind, caring, classy and sophisticated, compasionate, understanding,
>Their interests
Anything interesting, nothing too obnoxious or wild.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Just cuddling, taking quiet walks and enjoying each others company. Talking about random stuff for hours, reading books together or watching lots of movies.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm never going to find a girlfriend, or a girl that I would be fully satisfied with.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Lilly, obviously.

>>39653565
>>Their gender
Guy (male or ftm)
>>Their age
19-23
>>Their height
Taller than me (5'4")
>>Their body type
I'm not too picky about body type as long as the person takes care of it. They could be fit, average but with some muscle, etc.
>>Their race/nationality
I'd say white, I'm open though
>>Their personality
I feel like I need somebody who's kind of an extrovert, with a lot of ideas regarding things to do or to talk about. Someone pretty confident and collected, and reassuring, but not perfect
>>Their interests
Their interests can vary. I like when other people do things they enjoy and I wouldn't have a problem with most of anyone's passions. Maybe not getting wasted and partying haha
>>Describe a perfect day with them
I'm not sure. I can go out to see a movie, or eat, etc. and I also really enjoy being inside and watching tv/movies or playing a video/board game
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Well, I'm a girl(male) introvert college student from the northeast. I've kind of evolved throughout my life from nerd to pop and makeup-loving bitch and I'd say my personality is now a mesh of those two things (I'm not actually a bitch)
>>Optional pic
I'm not fuggo but Idt I could post a pic on heeya
>>optional contact
contemplating putting anything out, I feel like the only ppl who like a girl(male) are dick obsessers beyond that of the biggest homosexuals or people with a fetish to belittle me or something lol. I'm putting this out to see if that's correct

>>39665530
Where are you from? And the biggest question is are you passable?

>>39665530
You seem nice though I've never really talked to a girl (male) dunno if you'd wanna be friends?

>>39665360
do you have any interests other than video games?

>Their gender
female
>Their age
early 20s
>Their height
shorter than 6 ft
>Their body type
thin to slight chub (im not picky just no obese plz)
>Their race/nationality
preferably white but I don't mind as long as they speak english
>Their personality
kind but still willing to argue, I prefer aggressive people
>Their interests
vidya, the few animu I like, cooperative conversations
>Describe a perfect day with them
playing some vidya, sharing shows we like with each other, then going out for dinner or cooking something nice together, followed by late night gaming until we're both too tired to keep going
>Talk a bit about yourself
nerdy 20 y/o guy who can be greedy, but wants to have meaningful conversations, 420 friendly but not necessary
>Optional contact
only if someone wants it

>>39665602
Yeah, I have tons. I love to watch movies, documentaries, study mandarin and play card games. I'm also an active runner

>>39665654
>420 "friendly"
Kill yourself

>>39665666
you did get trips, guess i gotta now

sorry my plebbit terminology leaked out a bit

>>39665574
NY, and I'd say it's hard for me to answer because I'm almost biased in that I don't like to judge that for myself. I'm always really feminine looking and in public I definitely do a lot, but idk, when I'm home and dressed down I could not, not that that matters to me very much

>>39665595
Sure, explain yaself a lil! (if you want)

>>39665360
You're probably looking for a girl and if you're a girl please ignore this.

But I can play video games with you maybe, my computer sucks and I'm sleeping on a couch for the next few weeks until my room is free for me to live again. But I can play every now and again. We won't talk much because I don't have shit to say you can vent your faggy problems at me but don't spam tfwnogf at me.>>39665363

>>39665725
why did you mention me at the end?

>>39665720
umm.. what do you want to know? Im from 6' tall and from california i dont know what to say would be easier just to add you on something

>>39665747
I'm on the couch on my phone and rolling around, you're just collateral damage from that.

>>39665654
where are you located? i'd like your contact, but i'm hoping you're close by :(

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>>39653565
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
24-32
>Their height
5'9-6'4 somewhere in-between here not very picky.
>Their body type
Buff/bodybuilder/strongman. NOT 'toned' or skinny fit with abs.
>Their race/nationality
White / American.
>Their personality
Is submissive in a masculine way and a gentle giant. Defensive and protective of who he loves and is a good listener, basically 'royal guard' serving his princess. Extroverted and can talk for me and handle social stuff since I can't. Has a few close friends that he hangs out with but isn't a massive social butterflynor does he talk to other girls. Would enjoy if he was clingy so it would make me feel important and needed by him.
>Their interests
Working out, video games/boardgames, motorcycles/cars, cheesy action movies.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Going on a picnic at a park together while I wear a summer dress and make us lunch and he carries me on his shoulders and finds the perfect spot for us to setup our picnic and tossing a ball for my dog to enjoy while we talk laying under trees finishing it up with holding hands and grabbing icecream together.
>Talk a bit about yourself
NEET shut-in who can't socialize nor go outside because of broken nervous system which makes every social interaction a pstd nightmare. Tend to be really bratty I can never give up a chance to bully/tease a person I love and am very competitive and love to be cocky even if I'm short and small. I really enjoy introverted nerdy things and don't really care for people or mainstream things.

Pic related is my ideal relationship type.

>>39665799
I'm nocturnal right now and live on the east coast of the US.
I don't mind just having a discord buddy or something if it's too far

>>39665776
i expected as much
also REE phoneposter

>>39665801
>tfw all this but not buff (yet) or 24+
What a shame

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>>39665801

wow you sound like a fucking impossible person to be with

>>39665801
>tfw literally fit all of this but not fit or white

>>39665801
>broken nervous system
Elaborate please

>>39665835
No negros allowed

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>>39665801
I fit all of that except I don't have friends.

>>39665850
I'm a spic, not a negro anon.

>>39665820
I don't have much of a choice, the only other option besides browsing with my phone would be looking at the wall or reading a book since I can't get to my computer as someone else is sleeping in that room right now.
Guess the book wins out since I don't have no bagingus and OP wants a gf, understandable considering that's what this thread is for.

>>39665835
I fit literally all of it, but fuck that.
>I'm bratty
>I'm a neet
>I'm a bully to people i love
>I get ptsd and can't function as a normal adult
>I can't socialize or go outside
What part of her is worth protecting?

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>>39665874
>tfw op doesn't give a fuck

>>39653768
>tfw 5'8"
Damn, and you had such good taste

>>39665801
Honestly you sound fake. You sound like you're trying to appeal to the white knight/savior fantasy most guys here would have. Other than that, you sound alright.

>>39665908
someone in these threads lied about who they were!!!!!
someone better shut it down before it gets out of hand

>>39653565
>gender
female
>age
25-35
>height
any
>body type
malnourished
>race/nationality
any
>personality
factual non-meme autism, hermit, curious
>interests
any
>perfect day
entirely online because neither of us want to meet in person ever
>talk about yourself
i would.

>Their gender
i'm bi, doesnt matter
>Their age
20+
>Their height
if guy, 5'9+
if girl, idgaf
>Their body type
dont care
>Their race/nationality
dont care. i myself am latina
>Their personality
i like assholes w hearts of gold. if you don't make fun of me all the time how am i supposed to fall for you
>Their interests
as long as you're passionate, i could listen to you talk for hours. i'd love to learn about whatever it is that makes you happy, and join you if that's what you'd like
>Describe a perfect day with them
we'd swallow acid tabs on the train ride to the nearest city and trip balls while walking around and seeing everything there is to see. then we'd go home and fuck
>Talk a bit about yourself
i'm 20, i'm cute, i'm 5'5, idk why i'm on this board
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
i'm ok w sending pics privately. looks dont matter much to me.
>Optional contact
reply w discord tag if interested.

located in the north east

>>39665896
Probably not even a 7 either. I swear, the girls on this board can sometimes be just as delusional and pretentious just like the guys.

>>39665898
I don't expect nothing, people who want a gf need to focus on getting their gf. I don't want one.
>>39665896
You forgot the best part
>submissive but masculine

>>39665917
>someone in these threads lied about who they were!!!!!
Calm down, that happens a lot. Do a few sit-ups, tell your family you love them, and eat healthy.

>>39665936
But are you a boy or a grill?

>>39665943
oh fuck, i'm a girl

>>39665943
>latina
>a
Take one guess anon.

>>39665943
t'was but a joke mein freund

>>39665943
It says Latina there hombe, no bien now she will think you can't read.

>>39665943
>latina
A means grill

>>39665936
Ayy nibba lemme hit you up

>>39665968
Do you send nudes?

>>39665972
>>39665979
>>39665984
Bitch I don't speak Mexico

>>39665942
Then why are you here if you dont want anyone?

>>39665991
>Do you send nudes?
Not to thirsty putos

>>39665991
Dio Mio amigo not even un poco?

>>39665991
only to people who actually have a chance in fucking me desu

>>39665986
>nibba
No thanks.

>>39665968
Ay es la latina gonna notice me or nah

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
Any
>Their body type
Not obese
>Their race/nationality
White/asian
>Their personality
Very introverted, funny, laid back,
>Their interests
Games anime music the trifecta
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up next to each other, cuddle and talk for hours, play games/watch shows, make a comfy meal and cuddle to sleep and start it all over again
>Talk a bit about yourself
Super introverted and antisocial, but I like to stay positive and upbeat. I play music and am super into TV and games. My dream is to make youtube videos. I'm also submissive sexually, sex isn't super important to me but it might be to you
>Optional contact
Post yours if you're interested and I'll hit you up real quick

>>39666043
i said to post a discord tag if you're interested, i only fuck ppl that follow instructions :(

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>>39665850
Basically I get fight or flight emotions anytime someone approaches me or talks to me so I can't really socialize or do well in social enviroments and just avoid them at all costs.
>>39665864
Very cute photo, iktf I don't have any irl friends either.
>>39665908
White knight? I just want a strong man that pampers me, is that really out of the ordinary?
>>39665896
I like to cook and take care of my partner, I spoil them but I really enjoy making a guy beg and the power struggle is so much fun for me. The NEET/can't socialize reason is exactly what I was saying to the anon up there, I got screwed in life and I can't socialize properly it's not my fault anon. Why I want a buff/body builder type boyfriend is so I can cook for him and make sure he's getting bigger and motivate him, I want to have a fun thing we can connect on and work on together...like I said before I really enjoy feeling needed and wanted since I can't really get that from other sources since my social life is nonexistent.
>>39665942
>submissive but masculine
What's hard to understand about this? I'm not into sissy males, I enjoy a submissive masculine male. It's not like I said submissive dominant male. I just like men that have muscles and act like guys that enjoy worshipping and begging.

>>39666084
Okay pues mamas sorry for bothering you ;)

>>39666005
Mainly shitposting I threw out some pretty funny ones already not only in this thread.

>>39666103
Do you have any contacts where I can contact you at?

>>39666123
>I threw out some pretty funny ones already
Got a link to some bro? I like funny ones.

>>39666103
>tl;dr I want 'sub' chad but know I don't deserve it so I act bratty

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>>39662507
I e-mailed you.

>>39662666
Thank you anon!

>>39663473
Give me a throwaway e-mail? I'll send you my discord. Not auto like this other anon.

>Their gender
Male

>Their age
~22-30

>Their height
5'8 or higher

>Their body type
Slender, mildly toned (but not buff), or dadbod (husky but not fat, hairy). Basically no fatties and no overly muscled.

>Their race/nationality
White, Latino, or Middle Eastern

>Their personality
Shy, reserved, loyal, honest, naive/inexperienced, clingy.

>Their interests
Nerdy. Anime, vidya (preferably RPG, RTS), tv shows.

>Describe a perfect day with them
He lives with me. I work. He is a NEET and cleans the house and cooks. I get in from work, tired and stressed. He gives me a bear hug and says "Dinner is ready!" We eat, then cuddle and watch anime. Maybe some lewd stuff. Then we go to bed and enjoy one another's touch and warmth and fall asleep.

>Talk a bit about yourself
27, male, Texas. Stressed and busy ~young professional~. Introverted and new to this city and lonely. Single and want a househusbando. Very caring and loving - just want an outlet for it, that would hopefully return the feelings. Not rich, but comfortable - the guy wouldn't have to work or go to school unless he wanted to.

>Optional contact
[email protected] (I also have kik and discord, but email me first with the basics about yourself)

>>39666103
Wait this is serious? Bitch you way crazy

>>39666103
That sounds really neat. I love lifting but eating enough is such a chore, even though it's the most important part.

>>39666151
I don't see an email, anon. Uh, do you have a throwaway I can just message you on?

>>39666172
Add me anon my discord is
Didn't read lol faggot try using less words you pretentious twit

>>39666103
That has nothing to do with your nervous system.
I don't fit your criteria perfectly and I'm laying in bed waiting to fall asleep, but if you want to talk later my email is [email protected]

>>39666148
This is not reddit, I don't link so you can upboat. Every time I seriouspost I get sad about the death of chanculture, I want my old brobots back please :(

>>39666159
Man I am literally your ideal househusband no joke; 6'2" dad-bod with a little less chub, fuzzy-hairy, very feminine, loves to cook and clean, will make sure the house is immaculate when you get home. Would follow up with massaging you while you sit on the floor in front of me eating the dinner I made. I'd study because I'd want a reason for you to be proud in me, and to show you achievements when you got home. only thing is I'm not really most of the personality.
i really wish I was gay...

>>39666208
Not him, but I'd rather write a lot and have no replies than be vague and write a little, leading to a bunch of responses with nobody that actually fits what I want.

>>39666246

That's the 100% ideal. I realize that person doesn't exist, and will gladly take a combo of a lot/most of the traits I listed.

Don't really care that you're gay if you're still willing to do lewd stuff. Fucked up but true.

Email me if you want to talk. Curious to know your personality.

>>39666198
I meant for you to post your throwaway, sorry! But here's mine: [email protected]

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-27
>Their height
Any height is fine with me.
>Their body type
anything but obese
>Their race/nationality
I don't care.
>Their personality
someone who is not clingy but is still affectionate.
>Their interests
As long as they have something interesting to say about it, then it doesn't really matter what it is.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Go lifting, do some sort of outdoors activity, make a meal together, relax.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a uni student in my home town. I plan to transfer to another school in L.A. I draw and paint quite a bit.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
It me
>Optional contact
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/uglypatch85

>>39666172
I also watch enough anime to kill a horse if that metric makes any sense.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-22
>Their Height
I don't have a big preference, just be under 6' and you're good in my book
>Their body type
Just don't be too fat
>Their race/nationality
I'd prefer it if she was in the EU so that we might meet at one point, but US can work too, I guess
>Their personality
I value honesty and loyalty a lot, smart and kinda shy are also a bonus
>Their interests
I'll be supportive no matter what their interests are
>Describe a perfect day with them
Start the day off with breakfast, then go for a walk and have lunch at some restaurant, and cuddle up and watch a movie/anime or play vidya games.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm pretty shit at talking about myself, so if you wanna find out more about me just contact me. I will, however, say that I'm 19, male and live in Europe.
>Optional contact
Ask and you shall recieve

>>39666299
Can you convert that to imperial?

>>39666283
R8 yourself 1-10 pls

>>39666283
If you're a twink you might have a better chance but I don't think average guys will find a bicurious bear/muscular guy to be their rock. Probably more luck on a gay guy.

>>39666239
Oh wow, this isn't reddit? My bad bro. I guess I shouldn't have asked you to link me to one of your posts that you thought was funny. I only wanted to see what you said that was funny, to you.

>>39666338
No need to apologize, just lurk moar and stop being a newfag.

>>39666338
It's all cool don't worry about it :,)

>>39665936
Do you have a throwaway where i can message you my discord?

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>>39664640
>Only other person in the thread from Chicago is another femanon

>>39666324

Physically? Like a 3. Only due to weight and a small dick. I've been told by enough non-family that I'm handsome that I believe it. That's one thing - I'd love for my househusband to be motivation and support for me losing weight. :)

>>39666330

I realize few straight guys will be interested, but some have been (other threads). Prison gay, or just wanting the bennies, or I make them comfortable enough, idk. Regardless, I'm not out to convince anyone, just to tell them that straight isn't an automatic dealbreaker for me. I totally get if it is for them.

>>39666350
Sorry! Where is lurk moar on this site??? This shit is confusing af desu

>>39666379
I'll pretend to be in Chicago if you send me nudes

>>39665936
age is the only thing i dont fit, im 18. but if thats alright my discord is novafist#3533

>>39666159

I should say, location doesn't matter as long as you're in the continental US and willing to move. I'd pay the expenses of course. And yes, we would talk plenty in advance and do trial runs to ensure one another isn't a murderer, etc.

>>39666394
>Like a 3
So 6 then. Not bad. Not bad at all. Quick description of yourself, pls. Sorry to ask so much of you.
>small dick
I don't want to be too lewd, but /r9k/ small and actual small are two different things. And it's really not an issue unless you have a legit micropenis.
Also I'm 19. Just warning you now so I don't get your hopes up. Fit most of the other categories, though.

>>39666283
That's me too a T. I've always wanted to be a househusband, working out and keeping the household for my partner. I'm a little more experienced and Chad-like in appearance, charismatic and not shy though.

Not fucked up at all, I completely understand. I don't know if I could though; even a ftm made me all sorts of weird and I couldn't get into it.

I'll swing you an email but I don't think it'll go anywhere. Just want you to know us guys are out there.

>>39666394
Yeah I'd do it just for the benefits but I'm too buff naturally. House husband sounds awesome. Household stuff is pretty easy and with all the free time you can do woodworking, knitting and work out. Taking care of the kids and being able to do all of that not sober because there are no drug tests. Not having to deal with cunt coworkers and idiot questions, only being in contact with your loved ones at home. If you were a woman you'd be perfect for me

>>39666379
Anon, I'm very close to Chicago, tell me about your ideal man.

>>39666438

I'm 5'8, p overweight. White. Italian-looking. Often mistaken for a high schooler (baby-faced I guess).

It's actual small but not a micropenis, no.

19 isn't a dealbreaker. The main concern with young'uns is immaturity, lack of seriousness, no commitment. I don't want someone who plays with me and leaves me 3 days in (unless things go poorly obviously). I've had bad experiences in the past dating younger. But, again, it's not a hard no.

>>39666467
Sounds promising! Please do email me. I get if the gay thing is ultimately too much, though.

>>39666502

Email me a body pic. People rate themselves very differently. Very people are super buff naturally? Like, thick build/big boned isn't bad at all. I just don't like muscles all over the place. (Some are fine.)

Love that you mentioned kids. I definitely do want kids eventually. :)

>>39666503
>5'11+
>white
>cut
>virgin
>no drug/alcohol experience

>>39666503
I'm the anime anon from
>>39662415

>>39666579
No age requirement? I am
>6'1''
>white as can be, I'm from WI
>Currently 160 pounds
>Am virgin
>I've only smoked week like a couple times in my life, haven't had a drink all year

Interesting in wanting to chat more, please let me know anon.

>>39666626
>I've only smoked week like a couple times in my life
Disqualified.

>>39666682
Ouch haha. Well, good luck on your search anon.

>>39666508
I'll do it when I wake up in 5hrs. Hopefully the thread is still awake in that time. Doubt anything will happen but you never know right

>>39666692
Dude weed Le haha mao

>>39666579
>Replying to a somewhat interested anon and pretending to be me/harshly rejecting him for something as stupid as weed
I guess I'll just die.

>>39666766
You don't need someone dumb enough to do drugs in your life.

It's another "no girl from central europe" -episode YAY

>>39666711

lol you can always send me a blank email I can respond to later :P but no worries. Sleep well!

>>39666782
dudes theres never any women in NZ so i feel your pain

>>39666780
I don't need someone dumb enough to be dumb enough to reject anyone outright for it.

>>39666746
ty for the (you) instead of replying to the guy that showed interest in you.

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>>39666780
>"don't worry m'lady, I shall protect thine virtue from this foul drug users"

>>39666791
>tfw aus and know 6 women who'd snuggle me from NZ at the drop of a hat
Feels bad man

Why isn't there a girl from the balkans in these thread
>feelsbadman.jpg