>be a loser >join the Navy >get fit and become disciplined

U.S. Military running low on recruits?

Yvan eht nioj

>>39647780
>have to socialize with army bros
>talk about sex (virgin) around alcohol (never drinked)
>have to get fit and be bullied by drill instructor
>will get killed by Muhammad Ibn Shewenstein in 2021

No thanks
Joining mycountry's military would be even worse, nogs everywhere and you're always targeted by crazy muzzies

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>>39647780
>only being required to do cool work that you enjoy
Even for somebody ironically larping as a navy recruiter this is fucking retarded

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>>39647780
>Even the ugliest of men gets pussy thanks to the uniform.
7 years later and still a KHV, still just sit on r9k in my freetime, and still don't have any friends

the travel part was not so bad though
also high probability of getting a crazy (psychotic) or serial cheater/ megaslut or ugly dependa who will take all of your possessions and money

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>>39647780
>Wasting my time in other activities outside of shitposting, watching anime, reading manga and playing vidya ever
No thanks, I'll rather remain a neet living off welfare

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>>39647780
>risk your own life and fight for the businessmen and companies that aim to control you and don't give a single fuck about you unless it's about your money going into their hands
Fuck off shill. I'm not falling for your tricks.