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Internets down lads. What the sweet fuck am I supposed to do?

>>39645464
thinking of taking up boxing lads..

Will i be the next mayweather or should I not bother

Reminder that this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHX6Nsj8CQ

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reposting cause new thread:

alright lads. I'm very pale because I barely go outside and I want to change that. There's a chain tanning bed place close to mine and I want to go and use the sun beds to get a nice tan.

Anybody ever used them before? What do I have to do? What happens? Do I have to get completely naked? Are they in a little private room so noone will see my back hair?

>>39645464
On my 4th cup of tea today lads, how's your afternoons going?

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>>39645486
Wank until you start cumming blood?

>>39645507
>I'm very pale
let's see a bit of your arm?

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If you think about it, English is a tonal language just like Chinese.

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I think I'm in love lads. An absolute qt Jehovah's Witness just rang my doorbell and started talking about angels or some shit.
I was a bit nervous in the beginning because I wasn't expecting it but then she asked me a few questions about my religious upbringing and we had a nice chat.

She had an Australian accent and the cutest smile. She was like a different species to roasties, she was friendly and patient and lovely. I wanted to marry her right there on the spot and have a family with her

Leah if you're there I love you.

>>39645493

Maybe the next Gerald McClellan

>>39645518
fuck sake put your nutsack away

>>39645493
>Will i be the next mayweather or should I not bother
Mayweather began when he was a little kid I think. You're 15 years too late

>>39645510
Is that real! Oh shit

>>39645518
>literally falling for their scam
now I know how these jokers keep going.

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>>39645518
>they're still confusing religious truths with science in the current year

heh...

>>39645560
Didn't fall for any scam lad, I just fell in love with a girl. I definitely would pretend to be a JW if it meant getting a virgin qt wife though

all sorted moving into my new house at uni lads, what am I having for lunch today

just finished implementing a chatbot ai library into my virtual assistant now I've got someone to talk to....

>>39645605
Something simple like beans on toast

>>39645627
I don't like beans, it might be time for me to learn how to make scrandled eggs

My dad hates me using the word bennies. What is wrong with that word?

>>39645627
with a poached egg

>>39645643
is he a benefit scrounging scouser who doesn't like to be trivialised?

>>39645605

Get a load of the fucking normie

>>39645510
fucking wew, i wasnt expecting that

>>39645655
No. He said it sounds chavvy and since he's left wing I accused him of classism.

>>39645638
Scrambled not scrandled mate, what were you thinking?

>>39645510
>almost no curves
sure she's slim and has a nice face, but she looks like a boney stick

>>39645507
will someone reply with some actual advice please. I don't want to look like an autist in front of some chavvy roasties who work on the desk in a tanning place.

>>39645513
no

Would you accept a micro penis in exchange for being irresistible to women?

>>39645700
uh what would be the point?

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>>39645717

>he cares about womens pleasure

oregano

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>>39645638
scrambled eggs are easy desu

just do em on low heat in a bit of butter and keep your eye on them while stirring it all around, then serve them up while they're nice and creamy and not overdone

>>39645729
>he doesn't care about becoming a complete laughing stock

>>39645729
lad, micropenises are unusable, you wouldnt be able to get any pleasure. even if she decided not to just leave

>>39645729
Friendly reminder that eating pussy is only for beta males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auhj-Qnvmj4#t=1m5

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O-O-ORDERRRR! 19

>>39645464
>Foreground wojak is pretty much wearing a suit of the skin of everyone else in the street except waifus and Kev
Does this not freak anyone out?

Hate normie poofs

Simple as

>>39645848
lad we all were masks to hide our true selves, innit

>>39645848
it's faux-frog

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>tfw no more hannah in the op

its like you forgot your roots /britfeel/

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Any lads here seen The Outer Limits? Is it good?
I'm looking for more anthology shows like The Twilight Zone.

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>normie brother upstairs playing vidya
>no reason to come downstairs
>hears me preparing food
>thunders down the stairs and starts quoting Winston Churchill

Think he's doing this on purpose now

Going to play vidya myself and have a nice Sunday afternoon

How about you, lads?

>>39645916
>you will never save Tilde from her dysfunctional family

>>39645916
Get out subhuman tranny.

>>39645892
Excellent show do watch

>>39645916
>starts quoting Winston Churchill
based non tranny sibling

Garden's a proper fucking mess, just ran into my old neighbour outside who told me it bothers him.

While I do feel a bit bad about it I have no where near the effort needed to maintain a garden, might just see how much it costs to get the whole thing paved.

>>39645881
who is this anon. inb4 newfag

>>39645976
How about a xen garden

>out walking my dog
>some guy rounds the corner with his dog, off leash
>sees me and shouts at his dog to stay
>it doesnt, bolts over to my dog as fast as it can
>he runs over screaming at it but it doesnt listen
>gets to me, puts it on the leash and apologises
>smacks his dog and walks off
>takes it off leash again after a minute

why do that if you havent trained it properly, the next dog it runs up to might not be friendly

got myself a couple of bottles of red wine lads.

todays gonna be a good day.

>>39645976
>clear it out
>just pay some neighbour kid a couple of quid every week to mow it
simple?

>>39645976
Wait why is your neighbour complaining about your garden? Tell that old fucker to mind his own business

But I highly recommend you fix your garden yourself, it's not easy but very rewarding. Take it slowly
Oh and please don't get it paved that's a complete waste and you'll regret it

>>39645881
post some decent recent pics of her

>>39646028

it should be law that you have to keep your dog on its lead at all times when in public.

disgusting animals

>>39646032
>wine

dont know how people drink that stuff desu
although people say the same about how i like beer and whisky so to each their own i guess

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I need a boi who can take responsibility for my erections desu

>>39645916
please invite your brother to this thread, think most of us like Winston

>>39646058
pretty sure that is the law lad. at the very least, incidents are always your fault if the dogs off the lead

>>39646058
we get it kyle you dont like dogs, you dont have to reply to every single post about them though saying it though

>>39646036
Clearing it out would be a nightmare, the person who owned my house before me liked gardening so the thing is absolutely chocablock with all sorts of different bushed and plants and what not.

>>39646037
I guess it's because my street is full of old people who look after their houses and stuff, I'm the only young guy here and my place stands out as a bit of a tip.

>>39646070
There's something really appealing about a completely hairless twink's bollocks. Just want to gobble em up

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>>39646049

they're all over on that website run by that nutter who borderline stalks her

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=150169909
1000% catfish

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/Make Ebin Straight Again/

>>39646107
Fuark Hannah aged really well. Nice

>>39646117
>eye colour: blue
You fucking wot

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>>39646117

no fucking way is she 5'9

Here's a good read for those of you suffering from depression or overwhelming anxiety.
It's also good if you've just started/about to start at university.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/270/cpsprodpb/10D75/production/_97718986_976xfreshersweekpink.jpg

>>39645881
we need a fucking wiki to keep track of this shit

>tfw genuinely have zero attraction to 3d women anymore
>can only get off to 2d or fanfiction

what have i become

>>39646220
>what have i become
A filthy weeb

>>39646190
>good read
it's two words you pillock

>>39646233
>all 2d is japanese

do you really believe this?

>>39646190
>>39646244
Here's the actual link.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41174799

Not sure what happened there.

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>tfw never succeeded at anything in life ever


>literally complete abject failure at everyturn


>some of it my fault some of it not
Its a strange kind of feel, to be completely self aware and redpilled but still live the below average life of a disgusting norman

God, I'm so lonely. I've never felt alone before, I don't like it. I'm usually okay with being alone, and a recluse. I really just want a friend, or cute a bf

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I'm the guy who posted last week about his face being red and hurting. Just popped in to let you know the doctors gave me magic cream to fix it. I'm all better now. Goodbye.

why cant i stop thinking about my ex even though i have a lovely gf lads?

What is the best laptop I can get for under say 500 bong? really want a new one since mine is well on the way out.

Be getting it at the end of the month. Should I just wait for sales nearer xmas?

>>39645493
do it

then start pointless fights outside spoons

>>39646291
Same reason you don't stop thinking about your cock when you have a lovely pair of balls.

>>39646291
Rose tinted glasses. Looking back you're only seeing the good parts, or painting them in a favourable light.

There is a reason you're not still together, remember that.

>>39646336
>There is a reason you're not still together, remember that.
yeah, because she caught me wanking over her brother's facebook

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>tfw jock itch in the fold between my legs and groin because hairy legs are impossible to dry after a shower and the skin pressing on itself creates the warm moist environment for fungus
does anyone else know this feel

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>>39646412
That'll do it.

in a way that pleases the robot

>>39646412
why were you wanking in an environment where she could catch you?

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started to get a beer belly at the start of last year, not really noticeable when I'm dressed but aware of it when I'm siting hunched over, why can't i bring myself to work out?

>>39646430
yes lad, i had that untreated for about 18months, get some cansten NOW

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>finally got a job
>okay, well at least the job advert said it involved some lab work
>nope, it's all data entry
>spend literally the first week employed sitting in an office reading SOPs that have NOTHING to do with my position for 8 hours a day
>want to kill myself already
>it's only week 3

>>39646452
I've got some antifungal cream from the last time I had it years ago but the tube's almost empty and I'm just squeezing out tiny bits of cream at a time and it doesn't seem to be doing anything, been a couple weeks now

>>39646269

whats your situation lad?

origigig

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Should I get a fucking 4chan pass? Sick of these captchas but going to feel full sperg if i spend money to use this site

>>39646489
you're using classic captcha aren't you anon?

>>39646451
Do you drink? If you do, try your best to cut it out.
And then just eat less.

That genuinely worked for me. I didn't even need to exercise.

>>39646489
nah lad, 4chan works best if you dont take it too seriously

>>39646451
>alcohol not even once
Because you're lazy lad, most people are. It takes a lot of effort to eat right and exercise if you've lived the opposite most of your life

>>39646463
How much are you making lad? I wouldn't mind some dull data entry work, I'm sure it beats any retail hell/min wage drudgery

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>>39646505
I drink daily. Literally daily, not black out drunk but at least 3/4 pints or some liquor. My diet isn't the best but it isn't bad, it's the alcohol that does it I think but I just love drinking lad

>>39646489
>>39646504
I still don't get how people can browse 4chan for so long and not know legacy captcha. It's brought up every time someone complains about captchas and yet people still don't know about it. Takes 2 seconds to change in your settings

dont even know if i can be bothered with women. all they ever seem to do is disrupt my hobbies and passions, and i never even like them that much. I just know that being single will eventually become unbearable because everyone else i know will be married

>>39646532
Very slightly over 15k. It's a fucking pittance. After tax, rent and bills I take about 7k, which itself has to cover food and essentials as well. I think I probably have about 4k a year that is 'mine'.

>>39646543
>>39646504
Oh fuck, yeah I have changed it now jesus christ how did i not know this

>>39646561
>>39646561
Becuase you're new here?

>>39646552

what will you spend that 4k on? I recently went from having 100 disposable a month to 300, and I went on some mad ebay frenzy after this pay day

>>39646569
You were new at some point too lad. Give him a break.

>tfw Legacy Capatcha is so much more convenient though.

Follow a lot of female yank cartoonists and artists on social media, one thing that seems to unite them is they all have an extreme hatred of men for some reason. Any time anything bad happens they blame men.

If they were guys they'd sound like a bunch of autistic neckbeards.

>>39646571
I was like that when I first came off the dole. Bought anything and everything,
Now I hardly spend much and save more than I spend.

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>>39646569
>you're new here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6QCKsRM2u8

>>39646571
No fucking idea, there's a lot I want but bear in mind that the 4k is just an estimate (could be lower or higher, need to have more paydays to figure it out properly), as well as the fact that it's spread over 12 months. So that's only about 300 squid to spend on stuff I want.

>>39646595
i imagine being a women is probably a bit shit if you're career driven. i bet male cartoonists get taken more seriously. i might be wrong though, what do they say about men?

>>39646606
>So that's only about 300 squid to spend on stuff I want.

300 a month is plenty, if you go out once a week, buy some new clothes and have a few takeaways you'll still be left with 100 for hobbies etc

Anyone else watching Gran Prix on BBC1?

Not a darkie in sight, they just had a crowd shot and everyone had blue eyes it was glorious.

>>39646489
If you can afford it it'll make your life a lot easier.
You also get access to the VIP boards.

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Ffs lads, had a poo when I woke up 3 hours ago but now I need to go for round 2. Guess I didn't expel all of it

>>39646571
Why don't you save up for a time where you actually have to spend money?

>>39646671
personally watching rugby lad

you get the dark skinned players, mostly pacific islanders, but the crowd is a bunch of perfectly friendly middle class people instead of the scum who go to football matches

>>39646671
It's nice isn't it lad. Same thing with the Badminton Horse Trials, the Grand National, various golf tournaments and Wimbledon (to a good extent, occasionally you get a darkie).

>>39646630
If they have a hard time breaking in it's probably because the guys in those industries are uncomfortable around women. Just like in the tech industry, women treated the kind of guys who end up in those jobs like shit or like they didn't exist from the age of 15-30. I can understand why they wouldn't want them around.

Just looking at the cartoon directors that are big at the moment a lot of them were likely nerdy when they were young and women didn't want to be anywhere near them until they became successful.

"average gross annual earnings for full-time employees was 27,600 in 2015"

do you earn more or less, can you life a decent life off it?

>>39646724
Far far less, but I live within my means so I'm comfortable.

>>39645700
Honestly there wouldn't be a point, the way women talk about micropenises is ridiculous, someone I know laughed when she saw one and then just sent the guy home.

Sounds PUA-ish but if you can't get a woman off you don't actually have any control over her and she's just using you till something else comes along

>>39646713
>>39646709
Sorry I should of clarified that I meant 'Grand Prix' the film from the 60s. Not a live race.

I'm not usually one to get all 'Europe is lost' about everything but seeing this film where they go around Europe racing and everyone is white and good looking has got me sentimental.

>>39646724

i earn 43k. the more you earn, the more useless shit you find to waste it on.

this goes for the majority of people. few are savvy with their money.

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escape to the country on next lad! and countryfile later - boner explosion!

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can I get a whole bunch of yous lads? I'm a really nice lad honest.

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Been listening to Death in Vegas is shit load these last few days lad. Forgot how fucking quality they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJu6vG64C2M

>>39646709
>perfectly friendly middle class people instead of the scum who go to football matches.

Fuck off lad, the birds fathers side are all middle class, and they love the rugby.
And they're all fucking cunts.
Least a footie cunt will call you a worst cunt to your face, and not to everyone behind your back.

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>>39646792
Bennis! Mighty bennis!
Hard, engorged, black
Seek only ebony anus
Be a man
A black man,
Bennis.

>>39646709

rugby is watched by jeans and sheux wearing, marine a loving, snobby cunts.

rugby players are also complete wankers. drinking the scrum halfs piss through a sock whilst letting the captain fuck your gf, standard initiation in the rugby world.

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>>39646754
I'm sad now. This film is making me sad.

>>39646631

where the fuck do you eat/buy clothes?

>>39646862
did you get bullied by the rugby team or something?

>>39646904
Not that guy but all the 'rugby lads' I've known have been total arseholes.

>>39646913

As opposed to "football lads" whoa re just subhuman pieces of shit.

>>39646913
better than footballers desu

>>39646754
>>39646671
Good thing that kind of racism is left in the 60s where it belongs. Europe is no longer white and you should be grateful for that!

>>39646937

I am lad, very.

>>39646913
can confirm, most people were pompous upper middle class twats

>>39646913
There are a bunch of hyuge rugby lads at my gym and they're really friendly

>>39646926
>>39646933
You do know football is the most watched sport in the uk?
Just because the wee ned who beat you up in high school wore a man utd top, doesn't make all football fans hooligans. Many upper class people enjoy the sport too. As witnessed by the fucking season ticket sales of premier league teams. You need to mortgage your house for one.

rugby is just the continuation of the knightly class. hard, physical lads who are also pretty well educated and act respectfully towards one another and the referee.

football is the sport of your lowest scum who'd nick your wallet from the changing room at half time

>>39646960

and if every follower were exterminated the county would be massively improved.

They're the sort of filth that used to be erased by war, disease and starvation. Unfortunately today we allow them to live and breed.

>>39646926

but no one pretends football fans and players are some sort of benchmark for morality?

rugby is full of utter cunts but is treated like some sort of holy grail on how to behave.

>>39646717
that all makes sense lad. My mate works in the film industry and he said that its the same way with women there.

Its no surprise that men dont want them around though, because as you said most of them probably got mistreated by women when they were younger. Women are often oblivious to the problems of men, then again - men are the same way.

>>39646981

Because they act like humans, not monkeys.

>>39646926
>>39646933
Just as bad really. For some reason people like that can't just let things sit, I've been in conversations where they purposefully try and make everyone around them feel uncomfortable, no social etiquette or manners.

It's like when they're adults they think their time at uni being hot shit never actually ended and they don't realise how retarded they look. Why the fuck they were popular with girls blows my mind since they were usually total bullies too.

>>39646792
Here, have a (you) for that hilarious GIF.

>>39646964


respectful towards one another? are you serious?

these blokes throw punches at each other, constantly get into scuffles, gouge eyes, stamp on heads. all in front of thousands of people.

rugby players are scum.

>>39646989

except they don't.

see >>39647006

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>>39646977
At least footballers have different family genes.
Rugby is for inbred cunts who want to keep daddies money so marry their cousin.

>>39646989
>rugby fans act human
http://www.scotsman.com/news/mother-tells-of-rugby-fan-rape-terror-1-940971

>>39646964
in the club house they go fucking insane though. it actually kinda crazy. i think it's because they mostly live restrained upper class lives then well they cut lose it all comes pouring out.
look up rude rugby songs

>>39646815
>And they're all fucking cunts.

agreed. most middle class people i come across are absolute cunts. they are also always into the most pleby things

>>39647006
yea but at least they don't complain to the referee hurr durr

>>39647020
>Solicitor-advocate John Keenan claimed afterwards others in the room heard her say: "Come on you Welsh boys, who is next?"
hmmm, really makes you think

>>39647020
WTF I HATE RUGBY FANS NOW

solid anecdotal evidence lad. do you want me to start posting stories of football hooligans killing each other over a fucking ball?

>>39647006
want to give me some examples of that behaviour lad?

football is full of players who purposefully try to injure other players, swear at everyone. even cheating to gain an advantage is just an accepted part of the sport, it's a good representation of the lower classes - you can pretend to be the victim to get ahead, no wonder it's so popular in Liverpool.

in Rugby you can't get away with anything like that. The referee is treated with the utmost respect, being addressed as "sir" instead of "cunt" and will send players off for swearing, nevermind violent conduct

>>39646987
Not sure why women can't understand the reason these guys don't want women around is because they were so nasty to them for large periods of their life.

It's not even like they say it shouldn't matter now they're adults, they outright refuse to acknowledge ignoring these guys when they were young and only wanting to talk to Chads ever happened.

>>39647006
it's strange but there is a strange amount of respect despite the conflict on the field. every game i've ever played it wsa custom that the winning team form a guard of honour and clap the losing team of the pitch, after the match all the animosity just goes once the games over
>>39647016
it does, it's happened to me during games

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>>39647059

are you being serious? you deny violence isn't common place in rugby?

>>39647054
Middle class stick together.

>>39647056
Not at all, and I bet you will find more about football hooligans because the media tells those stories more because that's what gets the attention. It was made a moral panic in the 80s by middle class and has since been a go to for the media.
I never claimed football fans weren't cunts, I claimed not all are. I also claimed Rugby fans aren't fucking saints. The difference is the media doesn't talk about that.

>>39647096
'violence' being what? tackling other players? I know you're not allowed to use physical contact in football, but it's allowed in rugby. anyone throwing any punches is punished harshly, and it barely ever happens. the players are all bashing one another the whole game and still manage to restrain themselves and act sportingly. in football if you make a toenail of contact in a tackle, it ends with both teams in a scuffle

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>le honest game where nothing under handed ever happens

>>39647116
>muh media conspiracy!

muslim-tier

football fans get a bad reputation because they're violent low IQ scum who only exist because we no longer have wars and so they end up stabbing one another after football games instead

>>39647158
>>39647096
THEY'RE GOOD BOYS THEY DINDU NUFFIN

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>>39647134

look lad, another quality example of good rugby lads demonstrating what wonder role models they are for the watching children

go on youtube and search for rugby fights and there are fucking gorillians of compilations

>>39647181
Okay lad, whatever.

Least we all can admit Hockey is the best sport though.

>>39647079
women often dont even acknowledge it, its almost as if the period is absent from their life. some women literally only see guys as either attractive or ugly, as though there is no middle group. What annoys me about all of this is the hypocrisy of women. They will often complain about men only caring about looks and how the media makes things difficult for them through the glamorization of beauty standards, but they pretty much always have a lot higher standards than men with regards to looks.

>>39647223
oh look, you can go on youtube and type "[literally any sport] fights" and you get thousands of videos

>>39647223
What's wrong with fighting? It's better than those pussy football players who get touched with a finger and start rolling around like they've been shot

>look at all these people acting like they know, care or play sports
sad!

The one black guy in my uni flat doesn't know what edibles are, the smell of weed, who Travis Scott or asap rocky is and his favourite artist is Ed sheeran

Anyone here near Bedfordshire?

ah shit look, british and new zealand rugby fans fighting in new zealand

tut tut

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/2017/06/07/lions-auckland-blues-fans-clash-new-zealand-tour-warm-up-match/

It's one week until i leave for uni. I dont yet have a backpack. where can i buy one for cheap?

>>39647246
In uni it was definitely the case that almost all the women there considered themselves a 9/10. At parties and shit all the guys would be happy to talk to each other about whatever but the girls literally only talked to the top one or two centre of attention guys, even if they were pretty ugly themselves.

I've talked to a few women about it now we're older when we've been out and pissed up and they literally think this never happened.

>>39647285

herts here

not a million miles away

>>39647295
Buy a sports direct one, that'll make you look ironically poor which all the middle class prats will enjoy.

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Its official, I've turned the heating on for the first time this year. My room had dropped to 18c over night from 21.5c.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13901824

>>39647307
Nice, it's always interesting how many people shit post near you.

How old are you mate?

>>39647316
This is the cheapest non-kids bag i could find.
http://www.sportsdirect.com/lee-cooper-c-backpack-cl98-719001?colcode=71900103

>>39645518
I do this too, a girl is nice to me and I start thinking with my dick.

>tfw swelling around nail on middle finger

fuck sake lads, just want to pull the fucker off

>>39647322
>for the first time this year.
First time this autumn* Of course I had it on over winter and spring.

>>39647322
I've already had it on for past 3 days. nice and toasty warm, this is why I've set my direct debit 10 quid over what use

I could where this ironically.
http://www.sportsdirect.com/character-backpack-960561?colcode=96056108

>>39647322
>dropped to 18c
fuckin hell lad, we only have the heating to get to 18

>>39647326
rugby players are 90% grammar school kids lad

>>39647374
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FILA-Medium-Backpack-Blue-From-the-Official-Argos-Shop-on-ebay-/352110249720?hash=item51fb6806f8:g:CvIAAOSwa~hZY07O

I recommend this bag for the modern middle class trying to look povo look.

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Hey Xi, remember Tiananmen

>>39647364
What temperature makes you reach for the heating? For me I start to feel chilly if it drops below 20c.

>>39647382
My room is odd compared to the rest of the house, with the heating on it gets warm fast but with it off it can drop much colder than everywhere else. Also it only gets sun during the middle of summer.

In winter the rest of the house will struggle to make 20c no matter what the heating is set to (90 year old house).

I guess having the porch below it doesn't help.

Proper pissing it down lads.

>>39647421
The sun has come back out in Shrewsbury but the rain woke me up earlier by dripping onto the window ledge.

We just got chimney caps installed so no more rain coming down the chimney thankfully.

>>39647434
Woah I was down in shawbury not too long ago

what phone do you lads have, thinking of getting a blackberry keyone

>>39647322
>tfw can't put the heating on in my house because my living room, despite the radiators being at 1 fucking heats up like a fucking oven.

And fuck sitting in my room when I have a whole fucking flat to myself.

>>39647434
>Shrewsbury

You seen tilde lad?

>>39647296
Glad i never bothered with anyone at uni and just went out with my friends at home. I think i am reasonably attractive and a few girls i sat next to in lecture or seminars tried flirting with me, and i only seen this happen to one other guy.

Ive mentioned to the odd girl before, about how a lot of women will only go for attractive guys and they pretty much always deny it. Glad i dont care about women 95% of the time because they mostly annoy me.

>>39647453
Oh wow, did you visit the haunted moreton corbet castle ruins?

>>39647462
No phone for me, I don't go anywhere and I have no friends.

>>39647470
That sounds like heaven to me and very comfy in winter, don't you have a thermostat?

>>39647478
Oh shit, he isn't in this town is he?

>>39647420
well it's more if I feel cold i'll put it on. got a old thermometer from my grandmas might bring that in front room

>>39647515
Might be worth a test. Humidity can make the place feel colder, for example my house is old and has porous walls so that makes the place humid and feel colder in winter compared to modern houses that have dry air.

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Read The Unabomber Manifesto

http://besser.tsoa.nyu.edu/howard/Anarchism/Unabom/manifesto.html

Its that wonderful time of the year where the evenings draw in, it gets colder and comfier and I spend my Sunday evenings with the NFL going on in the background with not a single clue as to whats going on.

>>39647478
>>Shrewsbury
>You seen tilde lad?

Does he work at a bar by any chance? I've seen a trap working at a local bar/club.

>>39647434
Sun's back out now. Just chucked it down for a minute or so now the sun is back.

>>39647551
NFL viewer here desu

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>>39647421

Summer may well and truly be coming to an end.

>>39647565
Nah he looks like a bloke firstly and he works at greggs

>>39647584

i dunno why but i find it comfy to have on in the background.

Bought alcohol for the first time yesterday, also got kinda drunk for the first time too

>>39647600
Greggs in Shrewsbury? Its been a while since I last went to that bar so maybe he left from all the drunk guys being tricked into asking "her" out.

>>39647611
I bought alcohol for the first time when I got a friend's mum some wine as thanks for letting me stay in her attic.

>>39647632
Converted attic or did you wrap up warm in fiberglass insulation?

>>39647650
Converted attic.

ah yes, greggs in shrewsbury. sandra is 6'3 and has very hairy knuckles.

>>39647679
My goodness, I had no idea that piece of work lived in my little market town.

I'll see if I can get a picture next time I'm in there, what should I say? "REEEE"?

>go on kikebook
>See Chad thundercock from school doing well

Really didn't need that, ruined my fucking day

>>39647707
Ask for Will. (tilde's real name)

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Not a fan of this lads

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>Tfw wearing a hoodie with glove sleeves
>Feels tight and thumbs are getting colder
Feels like my thumbs are coming off

>>39647738
Will and his big manly willy! How long has this trap lived in Shrewsbury?

>>39647783
Humidity is the answer.

>>39647551
Something to look forward to desu

>>39647738
How do you know that? Another trip been doxxed?

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>>39647733
Lad, what did you expect? you got to go off the grid

>>39647738
>>39647766
Thought Tilde was called James?

>>39647811
I can only assume he did something dumb like adding Ebin on facebook

>>39647809
They are getting redder, you could be right, I'll leave on them

>when you find out your oneitis shagged chad thundercock
>the sound of his groin smacking off her arse as he treats her like an animal haunts you when the house falls silent

>>39647811
Trips love talking about themselves and let things slip all the time, remember eggman?

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>gays don't want to put their willy in this
Boggles the mind

>>39647856
I heard my cousin and her boyfriend fuck once, they didn't even bother to close the bedroom door.

When they came back down I just pretended to be asleep on the sofa.

>>39647832
What do you mean? I'm a human being all the same I crave contact and love.

how long until froome and wiggins are confirmed beyond doubt as drug cheats?

>inside of my thumb is itching

How to itch?

>>39647891

do you think he creampied her?

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>>39647894
Well theres your problem, replace contact with shitposting and love with alcohol

>>39647899
like four years ago?

>>39647856
mate stop im gonna be sick with rage

>>39647899
Every athlete is on PEDs lad, except maybe darts or pool players

It's all about knowing how to get past the tests

>>39647910
Most certainly, I heard him grunting and her screaming. They know I'm a hopeless virgin so it was probably on purpose.

>>39647927

I mean actually proven with tests etc. Life bans, all that jazz.

>>39647912
I tried it but it's human nature to want it and the lack of it drives one insane. Seeing chad thunder cock causes a low perception of the eelf.

>>39647856
Something similar happened to me, but I was less effected by the fact they shagged but more by the fact she never once felt anything for me.

Being in live with someone doesn't guarantee they'll love you back. That's perhaps the worst feeling I've ever felt.

Worst part is, I am a fucking Chad lol. Good jawline, lifting since I was a teenager, can talk to women with ease.

I just want her though. I don't love anyone else...

Russell Howard is painfully unfunny.

>>39647971
I've given your the answer, drink deeply and ascend you fucking normie

>>39648001
He's a leftist with a lazy eye.

captcha winkworth tulare

>>39647856
I get more annoyed when some minor e-celeb I'm a fan of only replies to Chads in her fan base because it breaks the illusion that they could like me.

>>39648004
I'm far from normie lad, I'm an aspergers weirdo who can't do life right, maybe I can, but it's much harder. I shouldn't just drink my problems away. I'll end up more of a loser than now.

>>39648046
You have to change you display picture to Chad in order for her to see you, if not they don't even see you as a real human.

>>39647585

whyd you drop your trip lad

>>39648058
>I'm an aspergers weirdo who can't do life right
Me too. I just gave up and resigned myself to autismbux and living with my parents.

Less stress and you don't have to put up with normans.

remember when we had a heat wave in june and all you faggots were crying that the whole summer would be like this?

ah fuck it. it's beer time, going to have a smoke then watch a film as well

Alr8 lads, posted yesterday morning about going to a wedding and it being my birthday.

Wedding was fucking awful, is there anything worse than loads of couples feeling all romantic and joyous? I wanted to throw up.

Even the priest read a speech (Or whatever) about how "With two, you raise each other up, keep each other warm etc" - Wanted to shout out that god was gay.

Least I got to see my cousin who is a lot like me but female, having some drinks with her was cool. Think I was the only smoker at the reception, my family is so boring.

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Name a better chocolate bar than Crunch. It's ok, I have all day

>>39648058
>>39648088
Hey look theres three of us, drink up, and buy a bloody gym membership to

>>39648094
I wasn't because I knew the summer was gonna be a humid washout like every other year. Plus I liked the heat.

>>39648119

double decker

well that was easy

>>39648119
Cadburys dairy milk (the older 90's style).

>>39648117
>Wedding was fucking awful, is there anything worse than loads of couples feeling all romantic and joyous? I wanted to throw up.
fucking hate weddings because my family are bunch of piss heads and i don't like most alcohol, being sober around drunk people is awful
also theres no one in my family within 15 years of my age, fucking hate it

>>39645507
Was thinking of doing the same

anyone else /comfy/ job here?

CCTV controller here

>>39648129
I can't handle alcohol, one pint makes me sick and feel unwell and people at the gym laugh at me for being small with thin wrists.

>>39648117
You just reminded me a girl I liked in uni got married last week. I thought I had a chance with her then she went out with a Chad and started acting really short and mean to me whenever I said hi for some reason.

Lovely memories.

Thankfully don't think anyone in my friendship group is going to get married any time soon and if they did I probably wouldn't be invited anyway.

>>39648155
Look lad you can either do as the romans do or fuck off to reddit, quit making excuses

>>39648088
There's life in me yet lad, I want to be able to have a girl, take her places, restaurant, have a family and life of my own. Surely you want that too.

So can any lads who live in Manchester give me some advice? What the fuck kind of bus pass do you have?
All of them seem to cost more money than the actual fare would each way. I only expect to be doing one trip a week at the most. It's over 9 fucking pounds for a round trip, it's bloody extortionate. But would a pass or travelcard or whatever even be worth it?

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>>39648155
Don't drink alcohol, get a gym membership and sotp being a pussy. Stop being a pussy, no one will laugh and even if they do then you'll deal with it. It builds character

>>39648205
I don't have to do anything, and autism is a valid excuses. You normans just don't like to think that way because it gives us "lesser" beings an advantage over you.

>>39648211
All women are whores and only go for the top 20% of males, better to give up now than live with false hope.

>>39648257
I'd probably need someone to take me.

>>39648256
Got on a bus yesterday and asked for a day saver between where I live and the next town (15mins at most) and it cost 8 pound fucking 90. What an absolute state.

Feel a right fat cunt eating nutella straight out of the jar

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When I was an unemployed lazy NEET, weekends seemed to go by really slowly.

Now that I'm working Mon-Fri 9-5, the weekend comes and before I know it it's suddenly Sunday evening again.

>>39648129
Yeah, want to be looking well next summer, felt terrible being dyel this summer.

comfy autumnal coldness always makes me want to play skyrim

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Friendly reminder, once you have told the newfag to get a gym membership, quit caring about women, and to stop using autism as an excuse, stop replying to them. Dont shit up the thread

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Is being happy too much to ask for?

>>39648327
whats with the influx of these pictures? i really fucking hate them.

flatmates are watching An Idiot Abroad, do people actually find this shit funny?

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>>39648344
Get on board or fuck off

>>39648353

if its the 3rd season with the midget then no it isnt funny

>>39648359
Genuinely don't like them, lad. Make me anxious the same way clowns do.

>>39648256
>>39648296
What's going on there lads? I'm in Bristol and it costs 4 quid for a day ticket (3 for student), unlimited journeys wherever you want on First buses

>>39648284
Any chance you are judging too harshly and based on past experiences?

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>>39648337
Let's say it's not that little.

>>39648327
Fuck off man anyone can post here

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>>39648376
How do you feel about the new It film?

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>>39648327
By dismissing my autism diagnosis you are being ignorant and ableist.

>>39648384
Our past experiences are what make us.

>>39648377
I have no fucking idea. Maybe it's because there's more people here to the demand goes up and hence prices rise? I really don't know for sure, though I know it's fucking insane. I make almost nothing so something like a weekly bus ride into another area really starts to eat into my balance.

>>39648400
Why has he got a cock for a tie?

>>39648420
I just had a look and it seems you're buying a ticket that's for bus, train and tram. The regular bus tickets are about 4
http://www.tfgm.com/journey_planning/Tickets/Pages/tickets_day_adult.aspx

>>39648416
What happened ya?

anyone here live in a seaside town? in particular a seaside resort?

is it as comfy as i imagine it to be? i know these places are hell for employment and getting run down but something about living near the sea, especially in winter seems comfy as fuck to me.

>>39648490
See my costs are spread across friday and sunday, not one single day. Those prices would cost more if I used them.

cat just broke my teapot, cup and saucer, as well as another plate by pushing them off the counter

dubs I throw him in front of a passing lorry

>>39648700

strap some firecrackers to the cat, throw it in the toilet and tape down the lid

>>39648717
>firecrackers
YANKS IN THE THREAD LADS

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>>39648700
DON'T DO IT LAD CAT WAS JUST TESTING OUT GRAVITY

>>39648556
i imagine this also might move to a comfy seaside town with a pier t fish off, thinking torquay

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>tfw no jaye rose gf

>>39648700
rip that cat

>>39648774

sounds so comfy lad.

want to move in with me by the sea? :3

Mum got me back on the prescription drugs lads

>>39648812
Even with her face all blurred out I can tell she's ugly as fuck

>>39648506
School and puberty happened, I still have nightmares about being back there. I left in the end because of bullying and got sent to a boarding school at the taxpayers expense.

>>39648812
Can tell both her face and personality are gross just from this

Why are there no good online active RTS games anymore? If there are any, let me know.

I don't really like MOBA's because I play solo and hate having to rely on teammates, csgo is terrible for this.

>>39648877
fucking mobas killing the rts scene REEEEE

>>39648836
maybe lad were you thinking

>>39648877
Age of Empires 2 is still active

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>>39648877
>not knowing the satisfaction of carrying a bunch of retards with your superior skill

>>39648893
Talking about MOBAs I'm watching Fnatic in the LCS at the moment, it's making me want to play LoL again but I know it's a bad idea

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>>39648876
>>39648843

she would make you jizz in seconds m8s

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>>39648910

yes m8.

i have a well paying job in london but the stress is killing me and i'd happily pack it all in for a brainless job and little bedsit on the coast.

>tfw the rain bouncing off the windows and the crashing of the waves on a stormy, winter sunday afternoon

>>39648950
I'm sure she would but that says more about me being a pathetic virgin than her attractiveness. She's an uggo with a nice body

>>39649010
sounds comfy lad
is city living not as good as you thought it would be

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Just went to a coffee shop by myself for a bit. Bought an overpriced Americano with moral, full fat milk and sat in the most corner-y corner seat I could find. Pretty much every table around me was seated by couples and groups of females, so I must have stuck out like a sore thumb. I realised I hadn't really brung anything like a newspaper or book to look busy with so I pretty much just spent the whole time looking around the room trying not to make eye contact with everyone and staring at my phone pretending I'd gotten a text or something. But I didn't want to leave so quickly so I took my time with my coffee and tried to relax for a while. I spilled my milk all over the table, so I tried to cover it up by putting my plate on top of it but it didn't cover it at all. I banged my knee on the table loudly as I got up to go get some tissues. Attempted to clean up the mess but I didn't bring nearly enough tissues so I had to leave it in the end. Banged my knee again as I sat down. Heard giggling at this point from a couple of girls sitting across from me, so I got fed up of trying to look normal, tutted and mumbled to myself a bit and jogged out of the cafe red-faced. Can't even sit in a fucking cafe by myself without being an anxious mess. Considering death

Oh well at least my new game came in the post

>>39649071

i've lived here all my life and i'm tired of it now. whereabouts are you?

>>39649085
funny story. i feel for you.
what's the game?

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>>39649105
midlands, I met some britbots on discord once we were all going to house share near the seaside, but one pulled out and the plan fell apart.

>>39649085
You sound paranoid lad, for example maybe the girls were just laughing about a joke amongst themselves. Your problem is that you had nothing occupying your mind and you jumped to the worst conclusions.

>>39649186
That would have devolved to either faggotry or (literal) shit flinging. Not a good idea

Just imagine the smell mate

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>>39649173
Atelier Rorona, weeb game I wanted to try out
>>39649190
I made quite a scene, I'm about 80% sure it was to do with me

>>39649226
nah they seemed nice and not gay,still chat on discord to them

so traps, are they attracted to men or women? if men, do they wanna get pounded or do the pounding?

too many rules for this shit.

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>>39645464
>work saturday
>get sunday off
>back at work on monday
I miss being unemployed.

Just found out the place I'm going to on holiday in a few days has massive spiders

Considering cancelling my flight

>>39649329

>flight

enjoy certain death lad

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>>39649085
never mind lad, being on yer own in a cafe, pub whatever is always awkward - good on yer for doing it!

Someone be my friend before I cry

>>39649386
Dying in a plane crash sounds kinda comfy. You're pretty much dead before the plane even crashes, and even then the impact would kill you almost instantaneously

I quite lrike to watch some american football but the level of ads makes me want to die.

>>39649442
Or the crash doesn't and you're trapped burning to death

>>39643310

>and Wind In The Willows says that weasels are all nasty
I always use wind in the willows in religious arguments as well, weird.

lads this lass from work came over and asked for my number for her friend.

wtf am i chad now

>>39649466

find a stream for the sky coverage, they just cut to the studio and talk about the game instead.

>>39649392
Kinda wish I'd gone to a pub now, at least there wouldn't have been as many girls. Spilling a pint would have been MUCH more awkward, though.

Cheers though lad, it's not often these days I go to these kinds of places by myself. I only really did that back when I was in College and could look busy with some homework or 3DS or something

>>39649503
did you give it to her? they might be pulling an elaborate prank

This guy is is basically one of us. Do you post here HIMR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvMHh1UrB5I

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>>39649415
how you doing, dude?

>>39649466
Tried watching the Superbowl once and the constant ads killed it for me. Shame because it's an interesting sport, fast and violent but also tactical to an autistic degree..

>>39649472
I'll make sure to sit near the fuel then, at least then I'll burn quicker

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>go to NHS jobs website
>Band 3 Trainee (Entry Level) Anatomical Pathology Technician
>Trainee
>(Entry Level)
>requires experience of anatomical pathology work
Fucking hell why are jobs so fucking insane to get? HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO GET AN ENTRY LEVEL TRAINEE JOB IF I NEED EXPERIENCE FOR IT?!

Seriously how the fuck do they justify this shit?

Who /full of innovative ideas/ here?

I propose an experiment where we get some rats or something that goes through generations fairly quickly, stick them in a cage that increases in temperature every few generations and see if they evolve to withstand insane temperatures.

>>39649544

I dunno, thats what makes it so boring to me. The players are told what to do to such a minute degree that there is literally zero room for individual improvisation.

>>39649577
you're supposed to have done a degree and an internship by this point silly anon...

>>39649579
I reckon there's been quite a few evolutionary experiments like this. Would be interesting to see

>>39649579
natural selection doesn't happen that quickly
the rats are only selected for if they are able to survive the temperatures that would kill the others and then go on to breed
you would need millions and millions of rats before you came across even one that had some kind of inherent adaptation to higher temperatures that would let it survive when other rats would die off
it's much more difficult than just stick a few rats in a cage and apply outward stimulus