I want to fuckand cuddlewith a ridiculously big-titted Japanese girl.
grant me my sweet release
I want my dreams to come true
i want to become a cute japanese girl
>>39645303
I wish a red big button would appear in front of me that would end the human race if I press it. I also wish every person on this earth would witness me press the button so I could watch their reaction
I want to not be the weak piece of shit I am right now
i wish all the jews were killed
I wish I could get an azn qt3.14
>>39645332
The twist would be that the button wouldn't kill anybody but instead make you a quadriplegic and live in constant pain
I want a cute girlfriend with big tits who adores me.
>>39645303
I want to be a functional human being.
>>39645303
I wish pic related existed in real life
i want to get into princeton on transfer
>>39645303
I want 50 million dollars
>>39645358
sorry mate, I make the rules here
>itt: sadness
Not a single wish of you guys has come to true yet.
I wish they all do, friends :)
>>39645303
I wish for repeating digits
>>39645386
There would have to be a cruel twist of fate against you
I wish for the power to completely control time. That's a good one.
I wish I was a cute and sexy girl
>>39645303
I wish for the extinction of all life.
>>39645303
i want a beautiful girl to kill me
I want off mr bone's wild ride
Original
>>39645511
I want this anon back on Mr bones wild ride after giving him a sliver of hope
>>39645303
I wish I could get a girlfriend with big tits and cute face, and our relationship would become serious by the time going.
>>39645303
I wish muslims to take over europe and murrica and racewar to start.
>>39645303
I want to have a gf by the end of 2017 that wont cheat on me ever
>>39645511
Jeez. The only wish fullfilled in this thread was a suicide
>>39645614
Sounds like /r9k/ in a nutshell.
>>39645634
I wish anon didnt kill himself
Orginal
>>39645531
>>39645614
>>39645683
You robots can't bring me back. I'm free! Hahahaha
>>39645303
I want to finally gather the courage to end my life.
I want gf goodnight
>>39645587
I wish this anon would die a painful death
>>39645303
I want to die in my sleep tonite
I want to stop being a NEET and just get on with my life
I wish I'll find a nice, tall girlfriend in the future, that will love me.
>>39645303
i want a pc that isnt literal garbage-tier please
>>39645303
I wish for a sweet long-term gf
>>39645876
Fuck, can I get a reroll?
>>39645876
if I get dubs then this anon will forever remain a NEET.
that i will fulfill my dream
I want to be the hero of my own story.
I want to steal OP's Japanese girl as my own.
>>39645303
i wanna go to heaven
>>39645958
Die another day habib
I want a busty ginger gf with huge cowtits and pretty face.
>>39646088
Great to see fellowMuslim'son /r9k/
I want a family and my country to be safe for the next 10000 years
I wish to find out what dubs are
I want to get into grad school
I wish North Korea would launch it's nukes already.
I want to be able to raise children in the same kind of society my grandparents grew up in.
I want to get dubs
I wish to be truly loved by my gf
I want to find something to be genuinely happy about.
>>39646228
you actually guessed it
original
just want a gf :(
i wish my PC would turn on
Rolling for sweet death.
>>39645303
I want to finally get my shit together and stop wasting my time, before it's too late.
I want to be able to approach the girl I like get to know her ask her out and fuck her
I dunno, 2 million bucks I guess. I just wanna play video games.
If dubles I get a harem hot 10/10 girls to fuck mercilessly for eternity
If singles I don't have sexual drive anymore so I can finally end this purgatory
>>39646378
>1 off
Why do I even try
>>39646397
It's not working
Oruginally
I want to find a hot girl who is not only willing to put up with my diaper fetish but enjoys it as much as I do
I wish that my crush falls in love with me.
>>39645303
I want every miserable robot on /r9k/ to find happiness and I want this board to slowly die off because the only people left in it will be attention seeking females and normies with their boring faux problems
I want to become rich
I want a 170 or higher on the 16th
>>39645303
i want to be at peace
I want to be happy again with her
I want to die before this day is over
I just want to die before this day is over
>>39645303
I don't want her to ever leave me.
>>39646560
I want her to leave you so she can be with Chad
I want a girlfriend.
oreganao
>>39646544
Use your final hours wisely.
I wish I could believe in superstition
>>39645303
I want to become the universe
I want to be a chad
Oregeninos
I want to paddle the shit out of a thick asian qt
>>39646755
holymoly
originoo
>>39645303
I want to the be the king of the world, dispeller of all illusions and scourge of all who contest me
perfect loyal waifu comes included with this package absolutely free
Finish school, make some money, and breed with hot women. Rollin.
>>39645303
Nice girl and a good job. That's all I want.
>>39645303
I want a bunch of hot girls and a good job.
>>39645303
I want a mate that's ideal for me and a comfortable lifestyle.
I want lots of pussy and money. Original?
I want to do well tomorrow
I want Dayley and a good job.
I want to be successful and have sex with lots of beautiful women.
I wish I was the person I want to be. I think I could be if I was courageous enough to try, so I guess I wish for courage.
>>39646445
>having a crush
I wish this anon dropped out of high school
>>39647265
This, just rerollin. Courage is my final answer. I have intelligence, willpower, and even some positive physical attributes. Oh, and my knee to feel better.
I wish she'd go out with me.
Same as last time, just rerollin. While we're at, I hope I get back into school Monday.
Another re-roll. Adding I hope everybody is happy to see me when I return.
Man, I can't even get fake fantasy happiness. Oh well.
>>39645303
I wish i was among the few survivors on earth after an apocalypse and enjoy surviving for like 2 weeks
>>39647388
Wow. Well, I hope the money is straightened out too.
I wantsome nice friends that won't forget about me
my one and only wish is to feel comfortable with who I am. I am convinced it's the only thing that is holding me back.
I wish to meet a beautiful, smart and loyal girl and make her my girlfriend.
>>39647388
I wish to get more wishes
>>39646378
Reroll I need this Lord of kek
>>39645303
I just want a qt white girlfriend please.....
>>39647667
Off by one, k Ill kill myself
>>39645303
I want that tomboy i see to be my gf please lord kek
>>39647753
>2 off
Fucc my life
Im still gonna try to get her
i want us to be happy
I want enough money to pay off my debts and build a decent gaming pc
>>39645303
I wish to become the big titted Japanese girl you want to fuck so I can let you fuck me.
I just want to meet someone that cares
I want to become a kind, intelligent, and motivated person.
I want her to be finally mine...
>>39645303
I wish my waifu was real and would love me forever
I wish every wish in this thread besides this one never comes true.
I will win the lotto,"make it" at the gym,and live the homestead life on a nice plot of land with a qt homestead gf
>>39648733
thank you jesus,I'm getting lotto tickets after the gym.
I just want to meet a nice pretty girl who'll love me and isn't just like everybody else. Probably what most here are thinking.
>>39645332
I would give you a cold icy nod and put my hand on your shoulder while you press it.
>>39648733
>>39648766
Get it anon!
I wish for everyone from the past, present, and future to find a comfortable peace eventually, especially in death
>>39649288
>I-I will r-really get happy now?
>>39649900
I really want and hope you to die I wish it
>>39645303
To one day fuck Ciara
>>39649934
Off by FUCKING 11111111111111
Originals
I will lead a resistance group in Namibia, then unify the entirety of Africa into a single tribe. I will establish a Theocratically-bound, Christian, National Socialist state, and I will cleanse all Muslims north of the Sahel with nuclear fire. My African empire will befriend the U.S and together we will maintain peace. We will genetically modify all blacks into whites, with larger brains as well.
>>39650035
I DON'T NEED KEK TO DO THIS FOR ME ILL DO IT MYSELF
Be a succeful diplomat
>>39648766
double dubs its you lucky day bro
I want to improve my life by having the motivation and the oportunities to do so
Every robot gets the gf they want
i wish everyone else's wishes come true
>>39648766
holy shit, good luck op
I want to get that one girl
>>39650300
>post two wishes
>no dubs
>post a reply
>dubs
REEEEEEEEEE
>>39650332
>>39650365
You're too kind...perhaps this is why the universe can't grant you dubs
>>39645303
I want to die a fast and painless death very soon
But I really hope I can fuck that jap girls lovely tits before I do.
A white ethnostate
Orginali
I want a Skyline GT-R.
give gf
unoriginal
I wish /r9k/ would get deleted
>>39645303
want that girl
I want to be a billionaire
want to stop being addicted to the 4chins
just kill me already
please
kjkszpj
>>39645303
I want a pocket dimension
I want my Oneitis to fall in Love with me.
I wish to have a nagging fembot gf.
>>39645303
I wish I had the same powers as Superman
I wish I could live in a cool alternate world. One like in anime and I'm not in a shitty position
I wish for a girlfriend super soon. I don't want to be alone a minute longer.
>>39645303
I want to go on a date with this cute psychology/art major girl that my cousin intoduced me to last week at uni.
>>39645303
mommy-ish yandere gf to love and cuddle
I only want my oneitis to l-like me.
I wish for a gf in the next few weeks pls
>>39645303
I want a gf nao
I want to be better in drawing, programming and also in social skills. Better for me, better for few my friends.
>>39645303
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK IM ON NOFAP FUCK YOU OP I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD RUSHING TO MY DICK
I wish to be omnipotent
>>39651944
Dog damn, 4chan, thank you really really much.
>>39645303
I WANT HANNAH TO LOVE ME AGAIN
PLEASE
PLEASE
>>39645303
i wish same as the op,
I want to fuck and cuddle with a ridiculously big-titted Japanese girl.
>>39645303
i want to have a long lasting healthy relationship now, and i want it to last
>>39652032
REROLL ORIGINALLYYYYYY
please for the love of God
>>39652000
>>39651944
Lucky bastard
Original comment
I want to feel requited love
>>39645303
I want to fuck this one girl i know pls
I wish I could have friends and be happy
>>39652112
So close, fuck. Reroll
>>39651944
>>39652000
Anon, I...nonoriginal
i want my waifu 2 be real
I want every non-selfish wishes in this thread to be real.
>>39645303
i wanna do what i do best forever and ever
>>39645303
I want to be a nigger with a 12 inch BBC.
i wanna poop TODAY!!!!!!!!
I want a qt girlfriend that love me
>>39645303
I wish to have great luck fore the rest of my life
I just want a friend. Is that so hard to ask for?
I wish that I could find happiness. Wherever it might come from. I don't just mean nothing changing in my life except me just feeling happy, that would be fake.
>>39652611
I wish for you to die a horrible death.
>>39652710
try again sucker
give me what my heart desires
>>39645303
i will fuck my oneitis and become a gl chad
>>39652752
rr pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
let me do it all please
I wish to get a life
I want a lot of power, a lot of money, and a beautiful wife. Healthy beautiful children, too. And a healthy family including all my close relatives.
I want a qt pale white trap as a gf/bf
>>39645303
I want my dad to stop hitting me up for cash
I want catalunya to be independent
>>39654345
Plot twist: anon gets a dark trap gf
This hurricane will destroy my area
>>39654365
reroll for the catalan countries
>>39654403
Today is a sad day indeed, we will prevail thou
I want to be a multi millionaire go back to my past (80s/90s) and die there
>>39645303
I wish to get a girlfriend that actually loves me.
>>39654368
Already fucked one. Was disappointed in how loose the nigger was.
>>39645303
she's delicious, thanks for posting her
>>39655511
Is this really your first time seeing Hitomi?
In case of dubs I wish for an Anri gf
I wish I was Kagari and could re-evolve the human race, destroying it over and over again
>>39645303
I wish to have a loving and supportive qt girlfriend and a comfortable life that I enjoy wholly.
>>39645303
I want to win the lottery now
>>39655598
FOR FUCKS SAKE I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE
>>39646544
>i'm still alive
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE????
>>39645303
I just want to be happy
Original
I wish I could stop being so nostalgic, wishful and look to the future more often.
>>39655619
The thing is that OP did not say thatdubs must do something to meet the wishtripples can do it much easier
>>39645303
I want a girlfriend before the end of the year ... a quality one nomsayin
I wish 4chan added a /i/ Israel board, then IP banned all the posters after abweek
>>39645303
I wish an attractive intelligent girl would for some reason ask me out and put in all the effort required for a healthy relationship
also succ
>>39645303
I want to be good looking.
>>39655711
Sick Hail, gas the bikes, with chowder!
I want to enjoy anime again
>>39645303
I'm going to have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu and get her pregnant.
dncdh
>>39645303
I would like to die in my sleep when I go to bed tonight and hopefully go to heaven and be with my waifu.
>>39645303
I wish to win enough money that I don't need to worry so much
I wish that all these wishes come true.except this one
>>39655577
I've seen her before, just never in such a sexy shot like this, didn't recognize her. Now drooling in lust over her with my cock in my hand...
I want to get a qt girlfriend this year, pls be white or asian
This is very original
>>39645303
>Find asian massage parlor
>Make sure it's a front for sex which 90% of them are
>Go inside, pick out a girl with big fake tits which 90% of them are
>Have fun
>The only downside is this costs money
>>39645303
I want perfect teeth
I just wanna fix my life.
i want a gf origiggig
I wish for the Vergeltung to succeed.
>>39645303
win lotto pls
>>39645303
I want to pass college.
>>39645303
I want to settle and Japan and have a family with a big tiddy Japanese girl. Oh dubs, grant me your blessing for if I must, I will take it by force!
I wish for a meteor shower to rain down on earth and kill all of the people who have ever talked to a girl casually before.
>>39652041
Fuck it, i wanna die peacefully in my sleep
I wish catgirls were always real and they live among us.
>>39645303
I wish for malu
I want to be happy about who I am
i wish everyone happiness and long living life as much as they want.
i ask for nothing in return.
>>39645303
I hope this Military stuff goes ok.I pass college in less than 3 years.
I get all of the stuff on my wishlist.
My SR22 doesn't fuck me up forever.
My waifu becomes real.
I wish I had 10" fat cock
>>39657882
Which branch friendo
t. AirForce nerd about to leave tech school
>>39657904
Hello fellow Airman.
What wing?
>>39657937
Like I said I'm still in tech school. I'm about to start PMEL in the 56th maintenance group at Luke though. What about you?
I want to lose more weight, keep it off, hope that my blurry eyesight I got from sitting inside for 7 years can be fixed via contact lenses or eye surgery, and get my first ever job and be content being an average achiever for the rest of my life. If not dubs then I'll die.
>>39657892
Almost the same, except I'd want a 7 inch fat dick. Women love that shit. I'm so tired of people pretending otherwise online.
I wish to fuck a hot boipucci until I cum with the force of a thousand suns.
>>39657986
I'm getting ready for my first drill then after that off to BMT when I come back I'm in the reserves for Munitions at Whiteman. Sucks cause I wanted something in Comm.
i want m to text me, that bitch knows my number
>>39658088
YES! this time can I have the power to bring death to all of my enemies?
>>39658104
>BMT
Funnest thing I would never say again
Only advice is to just do as your told, don't talk when you're not supposed to, and don't be a sperg. Make friends but don't try to force yourself into a leadership position.
>>39645303
I want to be the emperor of r9k
>>39645303
same
but make it a qt japanese girl with the same figure and same socks
I want to finally land an accounting job
I wish that my sweet Canadian gf were here with me
I wish that my significant other with come over and have sex with me tomorrow.
>>39645303
MAKE ANIME REAL FOR ALL OF US ANONS
>>39645338
This
Origginiggy
I wish my girlfriend would wake up in my bed tomorrow morning
America becomes natsoc and purges the Jews.
A normal life without anxiety and a cute gf.
nudist planet
>>39658771
then chad can say you have a small penis and have proof
>>39645303
Might as well see, ltd make my life a lot better
If dubs, i want all wishes below mine to not come true
>>39645303
i want to be happy.
original commento
>>39645303
I wanna get back with my half flip gf
i want to cuddle a girl immediately
I want $500
I want a lil asian gf
I want my waifu to appear at my doorstep.
I just want to be happy, that is all I would like.
>>39645303
>tfw you will never be a billionaire back when hitomi was just getting into it and scooping her up for your harem
I want my girlfriend to be thick
I just want a gf who will stay loyal forever
I want to rape OP's mum
I wanna fuck my onitis, within this year.
skate gf
I just want a cute gf who would endure this mortal coil with me.
>>39645303
I want to fuck a hot girl before I graduate
>>39660677
I'm gonna do it, lads
I want to act out all of my urges without consequences.
>>39660677
>>39660699
Sorry for stealing all the dubs :(
John's mum will beat this cancer because it will only be back in her liver.
OK, even if the cancer has mets everywhere, she'll beat it into remission.
Please.
>>39660800
Praise Kek. Your benevolence won't be forgotten.
i wanna die in the sleep
soon
I just don't wanna die
>>39645303
I want a qt waifu but at this point I feel it's impossible
For my birthday wishes to come through please!
I want to tear an Oppai Loli's Hymen and marry her!!!
>>39645303
The girl in the OP will visit my dream tonight, and let me fuck her for what seems like days, but in reality will just be my normal 6 hour sleep cycle. And this time when in having sex/ or getting my dick sucked in my dream, I can actually cum, and I feel the physical release, whether im creaming myself irl, or not. Also, every time I cum in my dream, it's at least a quart that cums out.
please make me ultra rich and healthy
>>39660999
OH FUCK I'M OUTTA HERE
i wish for more dubs
>>39645303
My ideal girl
Out here on a sunday night wishing for a cute girl to ask me out within the rest of 2017.
I want a cute swedish girlfriend. I'm mexican.
I would like a date with a nice girl
>>39645303
I wish nobodies wish comes true.
>>39645303
I wish my penis grew 3 more inches permanently
i want to win the lottery
oregano
>>39645303
I want a /fit/ body
>>39661247
>>39645303
I wish everyones wish comes true
i want the courage to finally hang myself
I wish I didn't have cancer.
>>39645303
I wish that he'll fall in love with me and forsake all others.
>>39661332
Oh shit man, so close
I go to my waifus universe and she is my girlfriend
I wish my oneitis and I will start dating this week and spend the rest of our lives together, happily.
I want an easy job that pays a lot.
Check em
>>39645303
I want to go on a date with the cute goth girl from my class a few months back. Hopefully I'll find her again...
I want to Fuck qt3.14 Korean roommate
I want my dream girl (my friend Rachel) and I to finally be together. I want to see her every morning and have her take my breath away every time I do
she had a great time today and wants to see me again
>>39661935
reroll please I hate who i am
I wish I could date her
>>39661197
I hope pedro dies
>>39645303
I just want a gf who loves me