I seriously wish I had a Gazorpazorpian sexbot or something similar.

they sell sex dolls now. they arent as expensive as you think.
only $1500-2000

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I seriously wish I could suck my own dick.

>>39644982

Fag


muttttteblox

>>39645091
if sucking your own dick is gay so is jerking off
fag

>>39645104

Um, no it isn't since there isn't a fucking dick in my mouth you cockgobbling queer.

>>39645115
>jerking a guy off
>not gay
cut down on the bottled water anon

>>39645160

Jerking another guy off is gay, jerking yourself off isn't.

Having a dick in your mouth however is extremely gay.

>>39645168
>b-but it's not gay i-f it's your own dick
fuck off faggot

>>39645242

Almost every male in history has masturbated, are they gay?

Only faggots have had a dick in their mouths, though, like you want to you raging fruitcake.

>>39645273
>>39645242
>touching your own dicks
The only faggots here are you guys >>>/lgbt/

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Realdoll have been around for decades and literally look sexier than 99% of real women.

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>>39644880
got pic related for 800$ anon

>>39645273
>b-but it's not gay every guy does it
deluded faggot

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>>39645334

This is my backup plan for my life. If the time comes when I am old enough that I figure it's time to give up in the search for an actual GF/wife, I will go to Nevada and lose my virginity to a hot whore in a legal brothel and then I'm gonna settle down with a Realdoll.