Happy world suicide prevention day r9k

>>39644484
>be me
>listening to radio
>they start talking about this
>then next song starts fading in
>it's linken park

Remember to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline!
Another life saved :) No need to thank me!

good day to kys you faggot

People march in the fucking streets for abortion.
Nations go war as do tribes.

But, when one dude or chick wants to off themselves oh it a tragedy that needs its own month for recognition!
Fuck this gay earth.

>>39644502
I love them!, they fixed my ugly face, my short height and my tiny dick, guess who has a qt gf right now?

>>39644484
>talking about killing yourself is a sign of suicide
Who woulda thunk

>Solution to someone being suicidal is to lock them up and sedate them against their will
>Only so the close and relatively close people don't have to be unhappy with the loss of an individual
Life's great, :^)

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>>39644484
I'm getting close to it thanks to you OP.

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Fucking hate that normalfag response "lol just talk about it (:". There are things that can't be changed. Assisting suicide should be a legal practice.

Official list of normie responses:

>man up
>toxic masculinity
>take evil pharma pills

Reminds me of that Pearl Jam song "Worldwide Suicide." They are some evil people.

>>39644552
you forgot to mention the bills worth thousands some people are given even though they were locked up against their will and can't pay for it. i'm sure that'll make them want to live even more xD

>>39644698
I was scared of pills but gave up because it was so bad. Nothing has changed, Zolof is useless.

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here it is.
why you shouldn't talk about your depression or suicidial idealization.

>>39644998
Do you really think I'm reading all that?

>>39644484
>suicide prevention day
>A hurricane is literally destroying my home right now

>>39645100
just run into it.
Americans have it so easy

Who else here genuinely deserves to die?

>be of above average attractiveness
>have oneitis
>she is easily my best friend of the opposite sex and vice versa for at least a year
>tell her my feelings and get shut down
>run into each other a couple times at various events for a couple months after that but otherwise cut all contact and don't stalk her on social media
>*2 years later*
>live in a new city
>out with a couple friends
>some of their friends are having a small get together
>think it will be fun so head over there with friends
>see oneitis's uncommon last name on the mailbox
>oh shit
>it's her brother's place and another of her brothers is there too (I have met neither of them previously)
>lose all intelligence and try to make conversation
>"*last name* eh? Are you related to oneitis by any chance?"
>"Yeah, we're her brothers. How do you know her?"
>"Oh from such and such."
>"Does she know you?"
>"Oh she knows me."
>sends a picture of me to oneitis
>"She responded with 'how do you know anon?' I guess you two do know each other."
>conversation about oneitis ends
>brother looks at his phone a couple more times in the next couple minutes
>spend the remainder of the couple hours we're there wondering what else she told her brother

I haven't wanted to cease existence so badly in such a long time friends.

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such a good day to kill myself

Suicide is a human right.

>>39644998
>Trusting something posted by an edgelord on tumblr

>>39645418
Then why the fuck did you bring it up with them? Are you seriously that retarded?

>>39644524
is it me? pls let it be me!

>>39645344
I'm not sure if I deserve to die, but I wish I didn't exist. Life is just too hard and steessful. I'm not disabled enough to receive support from society and my parents won't take care of me forever. If I have to live, I wish I was gay or a straight girl so at least I could have a Chad look after me.

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>suicide warning sign
>killing themselves

I honestly don't know how to console someone whose friend or relative comitted suicide. I mean sure, it sucks that so and so isn't a part of your life anymore. But they were suffering. Maybe they killed themselves over something stupid, like their favorite fictional character getting killed off, or a teenage breakup. But when you consider that you're going to die and be forgotten one day just like everyone else, you have the choice of sticking it out and chasing those fleeting moments of contentment in between all the sadness, drudgery, and anxiety; or you can say fuck it and skip straight to the finish line. Both seem like perfectly good answers to me.

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>>39644484

got my stuff down to 2 boxes

>>39645746
Activates the almonds doesn't it.

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>>39645418
>imagine being this sensitive that it's the most suicidal you've ever felt

fuck off and die normieshit

>Tfw your family keeps calling you out on these warning signs and worrying about you

That's just my personality senpai, don't tell me people and activities aren't boring and that drugs isn't fun

>not allowing me to have control over whether or not I exist

This is why I'll make sure I succeed when I eventually try it, the idea of being locked up in a psych ward and pumped full of drugs is pure hell.

>>39645746

Good point but this is all stuff people do because they're depressed. You end up trapping yourself in an endless cycle of guilt.

>>39644524
Shit. It's me. I didnt even have to call them.

>>39646446
>parents come by every day and ask if you want to leave your room to go somewhere with them
I know they're worried, but I just don't care to leave

>>39644998
>>39645050
>>39645492
read it, it's pretty much the truth
makes me hate normies that say: just go out XD just make friends bro!

>>39647428
Except it's not, that's just a wall of text from a coward wallowing in self-pity. No wonder I'm seeing someone on /r9k/ sympathize

Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of people planned to kill themselves during this week?

Just remember if you know someone who is going to kill themselves just remind them that at least they aren't Anthony Burch.

And always remember to remind yourself too.

>>39645746
>I'm mostly uninterested in porn sites now
>never got into the dude weed lmao culture
>can rarely eat burgers, fried food or candy because I got gallbladder attacks last year, and finally got the surgery in january this year - even with that, I'm not out of the woods yet, I basically have to be on something of a strict diet to this day until about two years after the surgery. Why? My liver's not in the best shape.
>we do group work in the college courses I'm taking, so I got no trouble with social interaction
>have to do physical activity to treat the fatty liver I got, so I walk a lot
>don't drink alcohol because that's for faggots, also with fatty liver disease, it's really not a good idea to drink that shit
>don't have a lot of time for video games, but I do try to play some
>I use the internet a lot, desu. Not sure about 12 hours, but I definitely use it.
>don't really mess with drugs, desu
>I go to sleep pretty late

>Only reason to live is that the grief of me dying by suicide would ruin the lives of my mother, father, and sisters which they don't deserve at all
>In other words I'm doing something I hate (living) for the sake of my beloved family
>Talk about suicide online sometimes
>"Oh wow how could you even consider suicide think of ur family and billions of friends asshole"

>>39648439
>wallowing in self pity

you didnt read it, its the opposite of that

>>39645746

>that picture
You're mixing up symptoms with causes you dumb nigger.

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>>39648653
Anon tell your family how you're feeling!

>>39644484
Good thing my family doesn't really know this kind of stuff. I was once wondering if I were to visit a specialist, how would that help? What a psychologist can do? Do they go with motivational "you can do it, you are not worthless", or they try to make you some meme exercises like "list things you are good at"?

>>39648689
I must have been depressed all my life then cause I don't remember anything but playing vidya and masturbating throughout my whole childhood.

Only started exercise and job a year ago

>>39644484
This list is me except for the goodbyes and giving away my shit

>>39644496
Honestly the fact that chester bennington killed himself.. kind of makes me want to kill myself. If he couldn't survive this life then what chance does anyone have?

>>39649348
I mean I was already working on kms but...

I dont get the point of this kind of shit, what do they honestly think is gonna happen? Someone picking up on any of these signs and then magically solving all of the suicidal persons problems and woes with a fucking conversation?
Its why I hide my suicidal tendencies IRL, people just want to feel like jesus for 5 minutes talking bullshit.

>>39644484
> If a person talks about killing themselves

Really? no fucking way I didn't know that was a warning sign.

Suicide prevention is FUCKING OPPRESIVE, stop giving corporations body autonomy

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You may prevent suicide, but can you prevent murder?